Aug 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
More evidence that nobody has ever said, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”
A woman on her way to pay respects to a dead relative apparently had to have a drink to get her in/out of the mood.
She ended up smashing a few headstones and tombs before she drove her car into someone else’s grave!
Police had to pull her out.
Damages to the grave and the woman’s car totaled around $24,000.
What the police should have done was left her there…in the grave.
Then, perhaps when/if she ever sobered up perhaps the reality that she indeed drove herself to her grave would sink in.
Do you know anybody who has lost their life to drunk driving? I do.
Aug 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | one comment »
I have never ever heard anybody say, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”
A dad, his daughter and her stepmother apparently had a dozen too many drinks.
The girl went to the bathroom where she passed out.
Later, she woke up, well half-way woke up, to find her father doing the dirty with her…involuntarily on her part.
The 48-year old dad who’s secret alias is being a dentist told her “I can’t believe I’m having sex with my daughter.”
Yeah, police and the rest of us somewhat normal people can’t believe either that ‘ he was committing incest and raping a person under a controlled substance.’
When both were sober, though not necessarily any more in control of their wits, the girl confronted her father. He responded unknowingly on tape, that he thought his daughter was ‘sending him signals’ and wanted to have ‘sex with him as a way of father-daughter bonding.’
Not only do I believe in sexpidity (sex makes people do stupid things) the state of being is magnified when alcohol is involved.
What’s the stupidest thing you ever did when drunk?
