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A counterterrorism detective (Jack Bauer wannabe) flunked a drug test.

He says it’s because his wife spiked his meatballs with marijuana.

The police department isn’t buying his excuse and sent him packing.

Appeals and recommendations for reinstatement have been rejected.

The 22-year veteran’s defense is saying that his wife spiked the meatballs by substituting marijuana for oregano hoping he would get caught and leave police work.

“Stop saving the world and come home for dinner!” said mama.

Lawyers for the cop say his wife passed a lie detector test.

Lemme see….if the guy gets reinstated it will be because he is sure that he can’t trust his wife anymore to make normal meatballs.

Will that be considered a victory for him?

How well do you trust your spouse? or your ex-?

It seems that new dogs remember old tricks.

A woman paid 5,000 yuan ($658) for her pure breed dog some three years ago.

They two became good friends as the dog accompanied the woman everywhere.

However, when thieves broke in to the woman’s home they stole some jewels and the dog, too.

A month later, the dog found its owner at a railway station.

Another woman chased the dog (kind of backwards but that’s how it happened) claiming the dog was hers.

However, upon questioning, the second woman admitted to knowing the dog was stolen and that she bought it for a cheap price.

A new dog can learn an old trick, eh?

I am American but I need to rely on a word I learned while in Japan to describe the situation of this woman in Taiwan.

Low self image? Who knows why people do what they do?

A woman received saline breast implants in Taiwan. For whatever reason, some/many Asian women think they are lacking in their frontal attack. I don’t think so…but then certainly even more Asian women don’t care what I think.

Anyway, the woman who had the breast-enlargement surgery three years ago got stung by a bee as she passed through a field.

Two days later she found her right breast had flattened out!

Nasake nai is the term in Japanese used to describe this situation. It’s something like a terribly sad state of affairs that one ends up in even after considerable effort…like this woman.

The bee’s stinger went through her breast and punctured the salt-water bag embedded in her breast.

Twiddle dee remains, but twiddle dum is now gone.

Nasake nai.

Lesson learned – sometimes you just can’t win for trying.

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