Wispid

A 41-year old fireman and a 36-year old office workerbee in Japan were arrested for hiring a girl that both knew was under 18 for sex.

The law they violated was the Law for Punishing Acts Related to Child Prostitution.

One guy paid the 16-year old 15,000 yen ($120ish) to have sex at a hotel.

The other guy paid the same girl 30,000 yen for a rendezvous at a different hotel on a different day.

The older fellow got the better deal with the girl but both will find themselves in court.

They met the child through a cell-phone voice-mail dating service.

Sex makes people do the most stupid things.

Do you know who your kids are talking to on their cell-phones?

A woman in China was rejected by her boyfriend’s family because she couldn’t reproduce.

No biggie. She pretended to be pregnant.

When the due date came, she got herself admitted to the hospital. A couple of days later she told her boyfriend to pick her up.

She had a baby…one she stole from the obstetric’s department of the hospital.

Happiness ensued for a couple of days…when guilt got the best of her and she returned the baby to his family.

Okay…so, where was the hospital when all this was going on?

And, the boyfriend could be fooled for nine months into thinking he fathered a child…with a woman who had a tumor in her womb?

Also, what about the woman in the hospital who suddenly found her baby missing? What did she think the baby walked out? Got mistaken for someone else’s twin?

Meanwhile, the baby must surely be wondering, “Can I start my life over, please?”

The French aren’t fools.

They don’t care if the Virgin Mary herself appeared and gave miraculous healing powers to water from a sacred grotto.

Water is water dang it and it can bring down an airplane….even if it is carried in eight small vials shaped like the Madonna (Not THAT Madonna) herself.

The Vatican having miraculous powers of foresight had placed small complimentary bottles of holy water on the seat of each pilgrim.

Meanwhile…airport checkers returned the confiscated bottles back to the Vatican to be sold again?

Question: How do you make your own holy water?

Answer: Put on a pot of water and boil the hell out of it.

There are reasons why girls don’t want to be boys and boys don’t want to be girls.

Here’s one for the girls.

A 9-year old boy climbed a partition in the bathroom when his brother called him from the next room.

But…he slipped, (on something caused by not hitting the toilet, maybe?) and fell on an uncovered pipe and got his testicles stuck in the narrow tube.

Am I the only one feeling squeamish and looking down as I write/read this.

A hydraulic cutter was used to cut open both ends of the pipe before the child, shrieking in agony, could be taken to the hospital to have his nuts freed.

How often does one use hydraulic cutter, agony and nuts in the same sentence?

So, girls….need any more reason to not want to be a boy?

I have heard guys say that making love to their wives was like making love to a dead body.

But they were kidding and NOT speaking from experience, I think.

A funeral home director happened upon a man lying next to a dead body of a woman.

The woman’s leg was up in the air, her stockings had been removed and the plastic covering on her body had been torn open.

This is way too creepy for me.

The director was only gone for about 10 minutes and figures the guy didn’t have time to ….do whatever wackos might do to a dead body.

The arrested knucklehead has a history according to police.

And the reason he is out is??  Can somebody help me here?

Sexpid – Sex can make people do the most stupid things.

A doctor friend of mine told me that more than half of the deaths that happen in hospitals happen because of misdiagnosis. Doctors treat the patient for the wrong disease and …well…”Sorry, m’am, we did all we could.”

What do doctors learn in school we are left to wonder.

Doctors and nurses can screw things up in China, too.

A pair of twins were born 21 years ago in a Beijing hospital.

The hospital, however, mixed up a third child with one of the twins and they got switched.

Two boys grew up thinking they were twins until, by chance, the two twin brothers who lived in the same semi-rural district ran into each other.

Think about that - the chances of two Chinese kids running into each other and thinking – “Hey! You look like me!”

Neighbors complained when one boy would not respond when they called him by his real twin brother’s name. That happens when people call you someone you are not.

When friends and neighbors and a good look at one another finally convinced the three to take a look inside…blood tests…the truth was found.

The two who grew up together were definitely NOT twins. The two who found each other… 99.999% certain to be blood relations.

The family wants the hospital to pay up.

Meanwhile, the third boy is wondering…”Who’s my daddy?”

Lesson learned – when you are born, hang on tight to momma, because the ride will begin soon.

A 13-year old boy was training to qualify for the USA Roller Sports’ junior national team at an international competition of inline skating in China.

Dad apparently really really really wanted his son to make the team.

The boy began competing as an amateur inline skater when he was 8-years old. From about that time his father started taking him to a storefront clinic to receive anabolic steroid injections.

Pop also gave him other performance-enhancing drugs until at least August, 2005.

Alas…the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency finally tested the boy and found the drugs in his system.

They tested the dad, too and found his head empty.

Proof - sometimes kids should be allowed to choose their parents.