Archive for August 29th, 2007
Nagoya Men Arrested for Using Under-aged Prostitute
A 41-year old fireman and a 36-year old office workerbee in Japan were arrested for hiring a girl that both knew was under 18 for sex.
The law they violated was the Law for Punishing Acts Related to Child Prostitution.
One guy paid the 16-year old 15,000 yen ($120ish) to have sex at a hotel.
The other guy [...]
Woman Jailed for Stealing a Baby
A woman in China was rejected by her boyfriend’s family because she couldn’t reproduce.
No biggie. She pretended to be pregnant.
When the due date came, she got herself admitted to the hospital. A couple of days later she told her boyfriend to pick her up.
She had a baby…one she stole from the obstetric’s department of the [...]
Holy Water Refused at Airport
The French aren’t fools.
They don’t care if the Virgin Mary herself appeared and gave miraculous healing powers to water from a sacred grotto.
Water is water dang it and it can bring down an airplane….even if it is carried in eight small vials shaped like the Madonna (Not THAT Madonna) herself.
The Vatican having miraculous powers of [...]
Why Girls Do NOT Want to Be Boys
There are reasons why girls don’t want to be boys and boys don’t want to be girls.
Here’s one for the girls.
A 9-year old boy climbed a partition in the bathroom when his brother called him from the next room.
But…he slipped, (on something caused by not hitting the toilet, maybe?) and fell on an uncovered pipe [...]
Corpse Abuse
I have heard guys say that making love to their wives was like making love to a dead body.
But they were kidding and NOT speaking from experience, I think.
A funeral home director happened upon a man lying next to a dead body of a woman.
The woman’s leg was up in the air, her stockings had [...]
He’s NOT my twin brother, he is!
A doctor friend of mine told me that more than half of the deaths that happen in hospitals happen because of misdiagnosis. Doctors treat the patient for the wrong disease and …well…”Sorry, m’am, we did all we could.”
What do doctors learn in school we are left to wonder.
Doctors and nurses can screw things up in [...]
Dad Gives 13-year old roller skating son steroids
A 13-year old boy was training to qualify for the USA Roller Sports’ junior national team at an international competition of inline skating in China.
Dad apparently really really really wanted his son to make the team.
The boy began competing as an amateur inline skater when he was 8-years old. From about that time his father [...]