Wispid

It sounds like something that would happen in Berkeley.

Everybody gets naked and hugs trees. The police come in to drag them out by their private parts and the law enforcers end up getting punished.

Except…the news is in China!

Three policemen were forced to go back on their actions and apologize for detaining and fining two young lovers 5,000 yuan ($800) for hugging in public.

Yeah…I know China is a no-touch society. But, there has to be some touching for there to be 1.3 billion people, no?

Just don’t do it in public…or maybe it is okay after all…to just hug that is.

As the two hugged…the police came and took them away, demanding 5,000 yuan.

When the couple went online to make known what happened, it was the policemen’s turn to be dragged in.

In the end, the police returned the money and were forced to apologize.

Yeah…the rules for Valentine’s Day are not the same everywhere.

A victory for a bit of free speech…thanks to the Internet, eh?

Two fellows were driving a car…one had no legs and the other couldn’t see.

Sounds like the beginning of a joke…but, it’s not.

One guy, 43, had no legs…he was steering the vehicle.

His friend, 55, couldn’t see because he was on the floor working the pedals.

There was a back seat driver in the car as well.

All three were drunk.

Police stopped the car and issued citations to the legless – his third and the guy working the pedals – his second.

The third man is alleged to have walked home.

Another reason why we never hear “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”

I can’t figure this out.

Are there really really people who get excited, turned on, by pictures of girls’ panties?

Come on, now!

A high school teacher in Japan, 57, was arrested for photographing up a woman’s mini skirt.

His charge – creating a nuisance.

Yeah, don’t you hate it when old guys roll around on the ground and take pictures up women’s skirts?

“Her miniskirt turned me on,” the old geezer said.

And getting old farts excited to the point that they have to have a picture is NOT creating a public nuisance?!

The man used a camera on his cell phone to photograph up the skirt of a 20-year-old college student as he walked past her.

Sex + stupid = sexpid in action.

BTW…what goes Crick, crick, crick, crick, crick….?

All the cameras at a Japanese press conference.

It’s good to know that our graduate students at one of America’s finest, Northwestern University, are putting their biomedical engineering learning

to, um, ‘good use’.

Two students have created a Beer Pong Rubber that they are selling for $9.99.

The triangular shaped rubbers prevent plastic beer cups from slipping or moving when the drinking game is played – throwing or bouncing a ping pong ball into an opponents glass means the owner of the cup must guzzle down the beer.

Now, students can play the game and not make as big a mess as before…until they lose and throw up all over the place.

How about somebody inventing a bib that college students can wear to catch the discharge when they puke their guts out?

Oh boy, students in training who will grow up to never say, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”

A 24-year old woman was arrested for letting her 5-year old son drive while she sat back in a drunken stupor.

The boy’s 3-year old brother was crawling around on the back seat of the car.

Police weren’t reassured when they asked the woman if she was okay and is this your toddler and she responded, “Yes, but he’s a good driver.”

The woman admitted to taking Percocet, a painkiller that she needed when the kids acted up and vodka.

The boy confessed to not being such a good driver – “My legs were too short to reach the pedals.”

Still…when he grows up, “I want to be a race car driver.”

Yeah…maybe, if his mom doesn’t kill him first.

Another reason why we never hear – Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.