Wispid

It’s good to know that our graduate students at one of America’s finest, Northwestern University, are putting their biomedical engineering learning

to, um, ‘good use’.

Two students have created a Beer Pong Rubber that they are selling for $9.99.

The triangular shaped rubbers prevent plastic beer cups from slipping or moving when the drinking game is played – throwing or bouncing a ping pong ball into an opponents glass means the owner of the cup must guzzle down the beer.

Now, students can play the game and not make as big a mess as before…until they lose and throw up all over the place.

How about somebody inventing a bib that college students can wear to catch the discharge when they puke their guts out?

Oh boy, students in training who will grow up to never say, “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”