Wispid

I can think of a very reasonable punishment for this foster mom who pleaded guilty to poking hypodermic needles into the eyes of her foster daughter.

The child was left blind in one.

Ten years of complaints about the guilty foster parent went unchecked on by foster care workers.

The foster mother also beat the girl with an umbrella and burned her tongue with a hot fork.

She faces ten years in prison…

Let’s put her there after we whop her with an umbrella, burn her tongue and poke her left eye out.

A non-Japanese woman in Japan was turned away by five hospitals after she gave birth to her baby at home.

The Japanese ambulance crew, unable to speak English, (isn’t a scream the same in any language?) also had difficulty knowing what to do with her.

After two hours of searching and two rejections by the same two hospitals twice!, the woman finally was admitted.

Though the hospitals were equipped with maternity wards, the woman was refused because hospitals said they did not have proper facilities.

The woman gave birth by the time the ambulance arrived. She did not speak Japanese and had never consulted a doctor during her pregnancy.

In the time period from 2004-2006, there were 172 cases of women being rejected more than five times by hospitals.

And, Japan is wondering why their birth rate is declining…

If I were a woman in Japan, I’d think twice about getting pregnant, too.

There’s a fertility festival that is held in Kawasaki – the Kanamara Festival.

Young women ride 10 foot penises, and middle-aged men gawk and take pictures.       

Large crowds of cross dressers carry huge portable shrines shaped like a phallus and sales people hawk candles shaped like genitalia of both sexes.

Demand exceeds supply….

Couples with fertility problems visit the shrine to pray for help.     

Couples without fertility problems also visit the shrine and pray for help…to stop.

More pix here.

Sex perverts are starting out younger and they are not just the fellas.

A 17-year old girl forced a younger girl to perform degrading sexual acts on several males at the victim’s home while the victim’s mother was held at knife point over a period of five days.

The offender was placed on a sex offender’s register and sentenced to two years of a community service.

That’s it?

Forcing a young girl to do horrific sexual acts while her mom watches from the wrong end of a knife and all she gets is two years of community service?!!

Were it a young boy…the punishment would have been much different, methinks.

A thief made off with 350 bras.

I couldn’t do it…I’d have to stop and take a look. There is no way I could just grab the undies and run.

Good news for the girls, nobody was wearing the bras when the thief stole the undergarments from a Victoria’s Secret store in broad daylight.

The anti-theft tags hooked on the bras didn’t tip off the store employees.

This thief was good…bra hooks, and anti-theft hooks.

Surveillance cameras didn’t catch him/her either.

Maybe they should check out the lady who went it with a 32a size and came out with a 56DD size.

Now if he was really really good, he could have gotten them off the girls without getting caught.

Motorists in New South Wales complained that there are insufficient signs off a side street saying there is a speed camera set up.

(I never understood why police need to inform motorists of such things, but then… there are lots of things I don’t understand.)

A lawyer offered to write a letter on behalf the motorists to complain…if each of 1000 people paid him $110 each to do so.

And, they did…all 1,000 of them.

So, which is more stupid, a lawyer charging people to do something they can do for free….or to pay him to do it?

There is no consolation in knowing that female teachers in Japan can be sexpidiots, too.

A 42-year old female junior high school music teacher was caught with the student in her car when the car was stopped at a traffic checkpoint.

The police were looking for the women at her family’s request. Through the course of questioning, their tryst was found out.

The teacher admitted to the allegations.

“I was with him for several days (before my arrest),” she told police.

The board of education responded – “We were surprised when we were contacted by police. We heard that she was an earnest-working teacher.”

Indeed, she did her best to know (in the Biblical sense) her students.

A government air traffic controller was unable to maintain ground control of his own desires when he paid a 16-year-old schoolgirl 30,000 ($250) for sex at a Kanagawa hotel.

The 24-year old has admitted to the accusations.

The two met through a mobile phone matchmaking site.

Moms, dads! Take the cell phone away!!!

The family has a new baby, Carlee, named by dad AFTER the car because she was born IN the car.

Way to go, Dad.

Mom told him she wasn’t going to make it to the hospital if he delayed, but the stay-at-home dad insisted on making coffee and getting the kids off to school before they went to the hospital.

Bad choice – Mom gave birth to the kid in the family’s new Ford Expedition in front of a Toys “R” Us.

Carlee joins her 8 brothers and sisters 18-months – 16-years old to help raise dad.

One boy is named Pete and the other re-Pete. Another daughter was named Denise by the dad’s brother (her uncle.) The uncle named a third boy – DeNephew.

That’s how they do things in WVA, I reckon.

Watch out for those Chinese women!

They are hot.

And their kisses can kill…literally.

A Chinese girl passed a capsule filled with rat poison from her mouth to her long-time lover’s during a kiss.

The couple had a pack -” if either one of them cheated on the other, he or she would have to die.”

When she saw him ‘talking’ to another woman, she figured he had broken the promise.

Now, they both will die.

Driving a golf cart around campus at 2:20am in the morning, fast enough to roll the thing and throw your buddy out are good indications that the driver’s ability may be impaired somewhat ( a lot? ).

Hitting a police car is a dead giveaway.

Thankfully, the two 21-year olds didn’t have to die.

However, one was arrested on the spot…too drunk to run, perhaps?

The other was picked up a few days later.

See you in court, fellows.

“Watch me pull something out of my pocket, little girl.”

“Can you hold this for me?”

“What’s that you have tucked inside your…?”

A professional magician was charged with multiple counts of sexual assaults on little girls over a 10-year period.

As soon as one 14-year old stepped forward, another accuser stepped forward saying he assaulted her, too…for about ten years from when she was ten.

The self-described “ordinary guy who does extraordinary things” is going to jail for that little extra.

Is there any profession that is immune from sexpidity?