Wispid

The Worst Bowler Ever threw a bowling ball off a highway overpass.
Three teens came up with three more items (one each?) that also should NOT be thrown off a highway overpass.

1. A balloon filled with ketchup
2. A balloon filled with mustard
3. A balloon filled with honey

Investigators have surveillance tape of one of the knuckleheads buying the ingredients.
There’s a reason why some criminals are NOT that hard to catch.

“If you don’t stop that, I will call the police!”

“I am the police. And, so are you.”

“Well, then. I’ll call the police chief!!”

“I am the police chief, you idiot.”

In the end, the real idiot is a ten-year veteran police chief who was charged with two counts of sexual assault against male employees.

The police chief was suspended WITH PAY!

Where is Reader’s Digest and the THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS writers when you need them?

He’s in jail because no one has come up with the $200,000 bond.

Do the other inmates know who he is and why he is there?

Get this…the chief is accused of performing oral sex on another male employee who had passed out drunk at a part.

“Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time….”

The police chief used an instrument to violate another employee AFTER he (the employee) had passed out, also drunk…but at a different party.

And, somebody please remind me again, why is it that people drink?

The city manager weighed in, “This will reflect poorly on us.”

What…employees getting drunk and violated or police chiefs doing the violating or both?

Where does this post belong? Sexpid or Drunpid?

Drunpid – drunk and stupid.

The guy had a history…he fed a live zoo rabbit to an alligator.

So, why be surprised when he (21) pulled the hijab (religious headscarf) off a Muslim woman (23)?

The crime – “Wanting to see what was under there?”

No…racially aggravated common assault and racially aggravated public order offence.

The, um, man…boy is more like it, hurled insults at a bus full of Asian passengers then turned on the woman who was pushing pushchairs along the street with her sister and two nieces.

He grabbed her headscarf and pulled it off even though it was fixed on with two pins.

Apparently this knothead, once convicted of animal cruelty doesn’t realize he is the animal when he is being cruel to those from other cultures than his own.

Are there any alligators around?

A 21-year old Disney worker using the screen name, Gekiblue, that he took from a Japanese television program was found to have some 5,000 images showing babies in sexual situations on his computer.

Policemen in Australia noticed an online posting by Gekiblue asking for pornography involving babies.

The Aussies set up a fake account and chased the pervert down to Kissimmee, FL where the man worked for Mickey Mouse and gang to entertain kids in a healthy environment.

The man has been charged on federal counts of knowingly receiving and distributing child porn.

If guilty, he should be locked up and left alone for a long long time.

Sex + stupid = Sexpid…and in some cases more grossly so.

Much thanks to the good work of the police from down under and kudos to the bunch for their good international cooperation.

A burglar in New Zealand is pretty good at his job….has a conscience, too.

He broke into the same house, twice!

The family did NOT know he had broken in until they found the things he stole the first time (laptop computer, digital camera and wallet containing credit cards) and a full-page note of apology.

The crook also left a basketball and two pairs of gloves that he bought with the credit cards and offered to leave money in the mailbox to cover the expense of the window he broke to get in.

All of this…in the same day.

So not only is he good and moral, he is also fast.

Lesson learned – confession is good for the soul…if you don’t get caught in the crime, perhaps.

What do you think the police should do with this culprit when/if s/he turns up?