Wispid

I was stationed in Yokosuka when I was in the U.S. Navy.

There were a LOT of knuckleheads like this guy who decided to assault a passer-by by putting him into a headlock.

The 23-year old sailor, assaulted a 43-year old from behind.

The seaman, wobbled, refused a breathalyzer test and announced that he didn’t remember what he did tot he 43-year old fellow.

He did, however, think “Gee, I sure am glad I was drinking at the time.”

How many international incidents have been caused, I wonder, because one or both sides of the parties involved thought it would be a good idea to share a drink together?

The Worst Bowler Ever threw a bowling ball off a highway overpass.
Three teens came up with three more items (one each?) that also should NOT be thrown off a highway overpass.

1. A balloon filled with ketchup
2. A balloon filled with mustard
3. A balloon filled with honey

Investigators have surveillance tape of one of the knuckleheads buying the ingredients.
There’s a reason why some criminals are NOT that hard to catch.

“If you don’t stop that, I will call the police!”

“I am the police. And, so are you.”

“Well, then. I’ll call the police chief!!”

“I am the police chief, you idiot.”

In the end, the real idiot is a ten-year veteran police chief who was charged with two counts of sexual assault against male employees.

The police chief was suspended WITH PAY!

Where is Reader’s Digest and the THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS writers when you need them?

He’s in jail because no one has come up with the $200,000 bond.

Do the other inmates know who he is and why he is there?

Get this…the chief is accused of performing oral sex on another male employee who had passed out drunk at a part.

“Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time….”

The police chief used an instrument to violate another employee AFTER he (the employee) had passed out, also drunk…but at a different party.

And, somebody please remind me again, why is it that people drink?

The city manager weighed in, “This will reflect poorly on us.”

What…employees getting drunk and violated or police chiefs doing the violating or both?

Where does this post belong? Sexpid or Drunpid?

Drunpid – drunk and stupid.

Orlando needs a Drop Box For Unwanted Babies like they have in Japan.

A 17-year old mother, not knowing where else to go, abandoned her 8-month old baby at an Orange Country fire station at 4:22am saying she could no longer care for the baby because she herself was homeless.

Detectives were able to track her down.

Florida law allows parents to leave a child who is 3-days old or less at a hospital, fire station or emergency medical station and remain anonymous and NOT face abandonment charges…but not at 8-months.

Children having children…of course, she, the mom, doesn’t know what to do.

A worse offense would be giving the baby back to her. No?

A 37-year old man on his way to visit his mother (how sweet!) was stopped by police after other motorists called in to say he was driving in the nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands.

How other drivers knew that is beyond me.

“Several calls” came in from truckers who could see into the front seat.

And they were looking for what when they looked down?

I can’t see truckers’ faces. How can they see in?

I’ve seen people drive with nothing on up top and it never occurred to me that there was nothing on down below.

How naive I must be!

The man was charged with misdemeanor indecent exposure and faces up to one year in jail.

I wonder, how glad mom was going to be to SEE her son.

What do you think?

The guy had a history…he fed a live zoo rabbit to an alligator.

So, why be surprised when he (21) pulled the hijab (religious headscarf) off a Muslim woman (23)?

The crime – “Wanting to see what was under there?”

No…racially aggravated common assault and racially aggravated public order offence.

The, um, man…boy is more like it, hurled insults at a bus full of Asian passengers then turned on the woman who was pushing pushchairs along the street with her sister and two nieces.

He grabbed her headscarf and pulled it off even though it was fixed on with two pins.

Apparently this knothead, once convicted of animal cruelty doesn’t realize he is the animal when he is being cruel to those from other cultures than his own.

Are there any alligators around?

A 21-year old Disney worker using the screen name, Gekiblue, that he took from a Japanese television program was found to have some 5,000 images showing babies in sexual situations on his computer.

Policemen in Australia noticed an online posting by Gekiblue asking for pornography involving babies.

The Aussies set up a fake account and chased the pervert down to Kissimmee, FL where the man worked for Mickey Mouse and gang to entertain kids in a healthy environment.

The man has been charged on federal counts of knowingly receiving and distributing child porn.

If guilty, he should be locked up and left alone for a long long time.

Sex + stupid = Sexpid…and in some cases more grossly so.

Much thanks to the good work of the police from down under and kudos to the bunch for their good international cooperation.

I have heard of losing your shirt but ….this guy says he doesn’t know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning.

The police didn’t want to believe the guy either until he gave them the exact amount…a cashier’s check for $41,093 and several hundred dollars in cash were in the pants.

A dog found the pants at an intersection and when the owner of the dog tried unsuccessfully to deliver the britches to their owner at home, he turned them over to the police who contacted the man.

“I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn’t realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on,” he said. “When I got up, I realized, my God,

I don’t have any pants.”

Yeah…now we know why mom, or was it dad, or probably both, always said, “Keep your pants on.”

A burglar in New Zealand is pretty good at his job….has a conscience, too.

He broke into the same house, twice!

The family did NOT know he had broken in until they found the things he stole the first time (laptop computer, digital camera and wallet containing credit cards) and a full-page note of apology.

The crook also left a basketball and two pairs of gloves that he bought with the credit cards and offered to leave money in the mailbox to cover the expense of the window he broke to get in.

All of this…in the same day.

So not only is he good and moral, he is also fast.

Lesson learned – confession is good for the soul…if you don’t get caught in the crime, perhaps.

What do you think the police should do with this culprit when/if s/he turns up?