Wispid

I don’t know if this guy is guilty of sexpidity or drunpidity….

A 43-year old dude who said he was drunk at the time (his defense?) climbed up on a roof to look into a room “to see what people do in here,” he said.

It’s kind of like the guy who stood outside a couple’s window because he wanted to see how normal people sleep.

The 22-year old woman had stripped down, laid face up and two minutes into her tanning session saw somebody looking at her from above.

Scampering and grabbing of clothes followed…the guy wanted to see how she did that, too…he kept watching.

His lawyer got the man a suspended jail term by saying he was suffering from depression and had mental health problems …called sexpid and drunpid.

“Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time” is something we never hear.

A 37-year old fellow…drunk as a skunk…on his way home maybe? in need of some way to appease the little lady? again? broke into a hearse that was being used for a funeral and started stealing flowers and vases that were inside.

Police were called to Our Lady of Guadalupe Church in Flagstaff to apprehend the man who had been detained by the mortician.

“Stop, or I will fill your veins with other stuff besides your blood!”

“Uh…are you my mommy?”

Drunk + stupid = drunpid!