A 19-year old was shot dead at a New York subway station at 1:15am.
The kid was shot in the head and pronounced dead at the scene.
4-5 men were seen fleeing the train station after the shooting.
The police started hunting for the culprits….in the bars and nightclubs.
When people do such stupid things, police will begin looking to see if they had been drinking or otherwise first.
A 38-year old bank employee in Japan was busted for photographing up a woman’s skirt at a book store.
Violating an ordinance that prohibits people from creating a nuisance, the man fixed a camera to his shoe so he could take a shot at whatever was up the skirt of a 31-year old woman at a book store in Takasaki.
What!? Does he think nobody will notice there was a camera on his shoe?
Maybe not…the camera was 1cm (.4″) in diameter and he controlled it remotely through a device in his bag.
“Smile!”
The store manager noticed that something was stupid about his behavior – (trying to get his foot under the woman while rummaging through a handbag can look goofy, I suppose.)
And, I wonder, just how much fun can it be to have an out-of-focused dark picture of somebody’s panties.
Feedback?
Perhaps the gods would have been more appeased had the sacrifice been a horny goat…one with six horns, like this one in Inner Mongolia.
Instead, officials at Nepal’s state-run airline had to settle for two regular goats (the goats, I am sure did NOT think they were regular).
Anyway, Nepal Airlines was having some trouble with their two Boeing aircraft.
To appease the Hindu sky god, the two goats were sacrificed in front of the troublesome aircraft.
Something worked because the carrier has resumed their international flights.
“The goats are dead and the blood has been cleaned up. You are free to move about the cabin.”
Are we feeling safer yet?
A California dude went to jail for eight years for secretly videotaping a woman (45) and a teenage girl (16) in their bedrooms and bathrooms at an apartment complex where he worked.
Through the course of investigating this sex nut, police confiscated some 500 pornographic movies and 250 magazines.
Out early for good behavior the man wants his movies and rags back and is suing the police force.
The man’s lawyer says the materials are unrelated to the peeping case.
Yup…you can always count on a lawyer to be on your side…no matter what side you are on.
The lawyer says the video collection was (key word is was) worth around 4$10K.
Lawyers for the city are asking direction from a judge to determine if it is “lawful or appropriate” to return the stuff to the man who has a 25+ year history as a peeping Tom.
Magazines and movies weren’t enough…he had to have more.
Meanwhile, police are trying to gather all the stuff back up?
The kid just turned one year old this past Thursday.
A month before that he finished chemotherapy for skin cancer.
The boy’s 17-year old mom pushed the boy who was in his stroller to cross the street when suddenly from out of nowhere (cop cars usually do appear from nowhere) a cop car crashed into the stroller.
The boy “was dead, right there at the scene,” said mom.
But…the cop went to work on the boy.
Bruised lung, concussion, scrapes and bruises all over his body, but the little fellow is going to make it…a real survivor.
His biggest challenge, however, may be awaiting him…that is, surviving the upbringing by his child mother.
The boy is still having trouble keeping food down…but mom says, “I don’t know why…His favorites used to be french fries and chicken nuggets.”
That was before the accident, before the chemo…and the kid just turned one.
Yup…if he makes it to adulthood, he will indeed be a survivor.
Venezuela’s National Electoral Council has laid out a draft that would let authorities turn down names that parents want for their children – Edigaith, Mileidy, Leomar, Superman…
Superman?
Yup, there are two people registered to vote in Caracas with the name Superman.
Registry authorities are permitted to refuse names that would expose children to ridicule….
But, can they teach the parents how to spell? Maikel…Jhonny, Jesshy and so on….
The law would never work in the United States, where I swear (if I were the swearing kind) that some parents pride themselves on coming up with names that have never been seen or heard of….
Alfredo named his kid Phetacheeney…
Bones named their kid Barbq…
The Venezuelans may be able to prevent most stupid names from being applied, but they will NEVER rid the world of stupid parents.
Two thieves swiped a hearse, with corpse inside, and went barhopping.
When the hearse ran out of gas, the two knuckleheads were able to persuade three women to help them push the car to a gas station.
“If you help push, I’ll let you ride in the back with Joe. He’s no trouble, doesn’t drink any and I guarantee he’ll keep his hands of you.”
The women were told that “Joe” was a relative and they were on their way to bury him.
But, the women didn’t buy it….if they were the kind of woman who could be picked up in a bar and persuaded to help push a hearse, they were NOT the kind of women who wanted to be left alone by Joe or anyone else.
Police caught up with the two who admitted they hadn’t dumped the corpse yet because they were yet to decide what to do with the car.
“Gee, it’s hard to figure things out when you are drunk.”
A great candidate for the stupid parent awards is a 27-year old mother who cleaned out her methamphetamine pipe with a cotton swab…then cleaned out her 8-month old infant’s nose…causing the little one to die.
A boyfriend who was there was of no help to either the mother or the baby.
The baby also had a fractured skull, broken arm and pneumonia when he was found.
No matter what she says, those things didn’t happen to the baby by somebody applying a cotton swab.
Can kids have the option to give their parents back?
Yeah, I know that Buddha is not a god. The Buddhist lifestyle is more of a path, an attitude that will result in being heaped upon the scrap pile of eternity.
A 7-foot statue of Buddha covered in copper-laden bronze was stolen from an outdoor shrine at a Thai Buddhist Center in MN.
A woman and a male family member are suspected.
The statue was worth $10,000….more evidence that Buddha is not a god.
A recycling company in called in what they thought were two pieces of scrap that they believed were from the statue.
So far, two pieces – a shoulder and a hip – have been recovered. Some 10 pieces are missing. Am I the only one here reminded of Humpty Dumpty?
The Buddhist community is sad…their sacred piece has been dismembered.
However, the followers are saying they were relieved because the statue was stolen for money and not for bigotry.
I guess I am a bigot…Buddha is not a god…nor will enlightenment be found by pursuing the teachings of Buddhism.
The Buddha can’t even fend for itself and Buddha can’t drive a car either. I had to have a friend hold the Buddha so we could deliver him/it to a funeral.
God does not dwell in things made with human hands. God does not.
