Wispid

The guy will never be charged with being creative but he does face between 96-208 years in prison.

The man asked a female realtor to show him a vacant home in a rural home.

She did.

Then he raped her and took her money.

A jury found him guilty of;

1. sexual assault,

2. second-degree kidnapping and

3. aggravated robbery.

Add to it very sexpid.

The dude had a history going back more than 25 years including numerous felony convictions.

The real estate agent, just doing her job, gets serious points deducted for lacking any common sense.

This post is not for the weak of heart and feeble-kneed.

A 300 lb 17-year old is being held on $1 million bail for ’shocking the conscience’ of the Court Commissioner.

The ‘extremely violent and sadistic individual’ was ‘horrendous’ in the way he treated the woman one-third his size…worse than what is seen in some homicide cases says the assistant DA.

The tub-o-lard is charged with four felonies:

1. 1st degree reckless endangerment

2. intimidation of a victim

3. false imprisonment

4. substantial battery

The young lady endured:

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Colombians caught in the act of adultery are facing a new legislative proposal.

A senator wants to impose fines of up to 20 minimum monthly salaries and obligatory welfare service.

The community service will, no doubt, be carried out while wearing a scarlet X.

The goal is to:

1. protect family values

2. shield children from broken homes.

Yup, children can have cheating parents stay around, but breaking up those family values are priority.

Cheaters who are forgiven escape punishment.

Congressmen and congresswomen are permitted to cast the first stone.

I’ve never known a cheating man/woman to be afraid of punishment.

Men for sure…at the time they are thinking with the wrong head.

The man “had previously stolen goods from my store, so I wanted to punish him,” said the storekeeper as he looked his boots.

When the fellow came in and stole two bottles of beer, the 40-year old store owner decided to kick and hit the punishment into him…till death did him part.

The dead guy, 50-60 years old was found on the street unconscious* by a woman who was passing by. She called the police who can and arrested the store owner on charges of ‘inflicting bodily injury resulting in death.”

Gosh, you don’t even have to be drunk to end up dead anymore…

*you are usually unconscious when you are dead.

Speaking of dropping your pants…

Okay, I guess it was me who was speaking/writing about it.

A judge in Alabama is accused of making prisoners drop their pants so he can give them a long overdue whipping.

Another knucklehead lost his pants w/ $41K+ in the pockets.

Today, a third man (yup, it’s always the men) was seen with his pants down around his ankles standing in the middle of the road doing the wild thing in Wilton, CT.

When he got finished, he jumped into a white colored work style van with no windows….and drove off.

Police want to be notified if anyone else sees such suspicious, um, activity.

What is it with men that they can’t keep their pants on?

A knucklehead in Japan couldn’t keep his hands to himself on a morning commute so he reached out to touch someone … a high school girl…at 7:35am…(awful early to be feeling the urge..but)

The high school girl apprehended him (I’d pay to see that) but when the train stopped, the man jumped onto the platform, then on to the train tracks, disrupting 37 trains in Tokyo for 18 minutes. (Don’t you love the details? That’s Japan.)

Station workers of East Japan Railway Co. searched for the man but..alas…he did escape.

Some 80,000 passengers were put out because this man couldn’t get a high school girl to do the same on her way to school.

I don’t think this is what Solomon had in mind when he wrote about ’sparing the rod and spoiling the child…”

A judge in Mobile, Alabama is accused

of having prisoners brought into his courtroom…having them drop their britches, then spanking them.

The half dozen or so accusers may be drumming up the accusations just to get themselves out of legal trouble…but it is not known whether they all know each other or not.

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I guess I shouldn’t be surprised to know that there are at least a few professing Christians down under…about 30 of them.

A Catholic priest said that about 30 people (preacher’s count) got together the first week and more the second week to protest Ten Network’s drugs, sex, and vomit-laden program Californication.

Tell me, now, why wouldn’t anyone want to watch people do drugs, have sex and vomit on TV? Come on, now!

The 30+ people are calling for a boycott of the sponsors of the show.

In order to identify the sponsors, someone from the church group was designated to record the show.

It’s kind of like the preacher hanging out in the porn shop to learn what to preach against.

A spokeswoman for the program responded, “the title of the show should ‘alert parents that it is not suitable for children.’”

And the network is worried about these 30 some people because of why?

Californication – is that the best name they could come up with?

And, do Aussies really watch this kind of program?

If so, I am staying away from my planned trip down under.