Wispid

Here are Corpse Abuse and Corpse Abuse (part 2).

Grave robbers in Venezuela apparently would like to be on the list.

Practitioners of black magic who will pay out hundreds of dollars for bones and other artifacts ($300 for a human skull) have grave diggers in Venezuela working overtime.

The Venezuelan government does not prevent the thieves from desecrating the tombs so …they keep digging away.

Need $300?

Find these black magicians a human skull.

I had a run in with some black magicians when I was in Russia….hmm…maybe I need to write about that sometime.

A 17-year old boy entered a neighbor’s house while playing a game of hide-and-seek with friends.

Figuring if his friends can’t see his clothes then they can’t see him, he went nude.

A girl, also 17, in the house who was NOT playing the game…to the boy’s chagrin… found him sneaking into her mother’s bedroom while carrying his clothes.

He asked for help to be hidden…and she had a great idea.

I’ll call the police, they will put you in jail and your friends will never know where you are. How’s that?

The boy ran….

When the police asked for a description, she pointed him out in their high school yearbook.

Blonde?

What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?

The winner of hide-and-seek.

Once again the United States finds they are chasing Japan. Not long ago Japan introduced Muscle Exercises for Your Face w/ Nintendo DS Game.

In Manhattan’s wealthy Upper East Side a yoga instructor is teaching facial exercises designed to stretch and tone the facial muscles.

The “Lion” – let your tongue hang out and roll your eyes.

Nope…if some weirdo with too much money sticks her tongue out in my direction while on the train…count on me to roll my eyes.

And, golly…there’s a book…The Yoga Face: Eliminate Wrinkles with the Ultimate Natural Facelift.

The only thing more surprising is that people are likely to buy the book…rich people who don’t know what else to spend their money on.

The yoga instructor says, “I don’t rule it (Botox) out for myself.”

Yeah, if the Hindi meditation spiritual/emotional uplift high, feel-better-stretch-my face inner washing, ooey gooey doesn’t work…you can always fall back on the needle.

They do that in New York.

In Japan…it’s all a game. Even kids who play Nintendo know that.

The Sichuan Broadcasting Station and Chengdu Broadcasting Station were during their part to contribute to global sexpidity…after 9pm for two to three hours a day.

The heart of the program – how sex drugs could improve performance and describing the various aspects of sex.

However, China’s big brother broadcasting and film regulator called the programs obscene and ordered them canceled.

The programs ‘tainted the social environment and young minds’ said big brother.

The programs ‘seriously damage the stations’ image and ruin the reputation of the broadcasting industry’.

Yep…sex + stupid usually does that….to people,too.

Sometimes, we need to listen to our big brother, don’t we?

Alcohol is the social lubricant in Japan it is said.

It also works to loosen up cops, too.

The Japanese will do the strangest things after sipping a beer. If their actions become offensive they blame in the booze. If not, then they just roll with it.

A cop had a beer with some friends at the police station before heading home.

On his way home, he snatched a bag from a woman in the upscale Roppongi district in Tokyo.

An arrest followed…his…and he couldn’t blame it on the social lubricant either.

There’s a small town on the west coast of Japan called Oyashirazu.

Oya = parent. Shirazu = doesn’t know.

A parent was playing with her kid in the sea when the swells suddenly came up. The parent rushed to the shore not knowing that she had forgotten her child in the sea. The child drowned.

A woman in Cincinnati forgot she left her 2-year old in a car…for 8 hours!

It was 98 degrees outside. The windows were rolled up and the woman was sucking on donuts and doing school work. The little girl died.

The story is that mom forgot that she had not yet dropped off her daughter at the baby sitter.

The woman left the little girl in the car…bought the donuts…went back to the car…drove a mile…got out…took out the donuts via the hatchback and didn’t see, hear or remember her little girl in the back seat.

Another teacher finally noticed, albeit too late, 8 hours later that the little girl was still in the car.

The mom won’t be charged.

Lawyers argued that mom became distracted from her normal routine when she was sent to buy the donuts for a faculty meeting.

Let’s see…donuts…child…donuts? Yeah, it might be hard to remember you have a baby in the back when you are responsible for getting eight dozen donuts to a bunch of teachers whose job it is to teach children!

Lock the mom up in a car for eight hours with the windows up and temps pushing 100F…and then we’ll talk about it.

And put her lawyer in the car with her!!!