Archive for September 6th, 2007
Corpse Abuse (part 3)
Here are Corpse Abuse and Corpse Abuse (part 2).
Grave robbers in Venezuela apparently would like to be on the list.
Practitioners of black magic who will pay out hundreds of dollars for bones and other artifacts ($300 for a human skull) have grave diggers in Venezuela working overtime.
The Venezuelan government does not prevent the thieves from desecrating [...]
Nude Burglar Identified by School Yearbook
A 17-year old boy entered a neighbor’s house while playing a game of hide-and-seek with friends.
Figuring if his friends can’t see his clothes then they can’t see him, he went nude.
A girl, also 17, in the house who was NOT playing the game…to the boy’s chagrin… found him sneaking into her mother’s bedroom while carrying his clothes.
He [...]
Man Has Found His Mission in Life
What am I doing here?
Where did we come from?
What on earth am I supposed to do for heaven’s sake?
One dude in India knows the answer to two of those questions.
He has made it is his purpose in life to get up every morning before sunrise (Jesus used to do that but for a different reason) [...]
Frontier Airline Passenger Exposes Genitals
I think I might have been on this flight….different day, thank goodness.
Some knucklehead from central Kentucky (most people from that part of the state qualify) has been accused of exposing his genitals on a Frontier Airlines flight from Louisville to Denver.
Guess he wanted to get a different kind of Rocky Mountain High…by getting his rocks…uh, [...]
Facial Yoga in New York - Japan Leads
Once again the United States finds they are chasing Japan. Not long ago Japan introduced Muscle Exercises for Your Face w/ Nintendo DS Game.
In Manhattan’s wealthy Upper East Side a yoga instructor is teaching facial exercises designed to stretch and tone the facial muscles.
The “Lion” - let your tongue hang out and roll your eyes.
Nope…if [...]
Why People are Opposed to Anything Nuclear Related
I am for nuclear power. It’s likely a very good thing that I will never be president, too. I would have removed the hills of Afghanistan and the hunt for Bin-laden would mean looking for body pieces.
Recently in Japan, there was an earthquake and sure enough when there was a bit of leakage…there was also [...]
Sex Programs Slashed
The Sichuan Broadcasting Station and Chengdu Broadcasting Station were during their part to contribute to global sexpidity…after 9pm for two to three hours a day.
The heart of the program - how sex drugs could improve performance and describing the various aspects of sex.
However, China’s big brother broadcasting and film regulator called the programs obscene and [...]
Off-duty Cop Snatches Woman’s Purse
Alcohol is the social lubricant in Japan it is said.
It also works to loosen up cops, too.
The Japanese will do the strangest things after sipping a beer. If their actions become offensive they blame in the booze. If not, then they just roll with it.
A cop had a beer with some friends at the police [...]
Toddler Cooks to Death Because Mom Forgot She was in the Car
There’s a small town on the west coast of Japan called Oyashirazu.
Oya = parent. Shirazu = doesn’t know.
A parent was playing with her kid in the sea when the swells suddenly came up. The parent rushed to the shore not knowing that she had forgotten her child in the sea. The child drowned.
A woman in [...]
Virginia Teen Rapes/Kills His Sister…the Niece Got the Sledgehammer
Um, people (I am not sure this guy qualifies), are doing the seriously stupid things as a result of sex in much younger packages these days.
A 16-year old raped his 22-year old sister AFTER he whopped her with a sledgehammer and stabbed her.
Her 2-year old daughter also got the sledgehammer and was locked in a [...]
