Archive for September 8th, 2007
Fake Medical Worker Gets 16-years for Sexual Assault of 5 Teenage Girls
The man stole the names and addresses of five girls, aged 13-15, by looking at birth notices in old papers at the library.
He got their phone number by using computer telephone directory software.
He called them and told them he was from the health center and that their urine test indicated they might have a sexually [...]
Another Survivor Winner
I thought that this little fellow was a survivor when I wrote Survivor Winner is One-Year Old.
He doesn’t have much on this 76-year old woman who was found alive after she wandered about the mountains of Oregon for about two weeks after disappearing on a hunting trip with her husband.
I don’t reckon the two of [...]
Man’s Waist Exceeds Height
Fat jokes?
He was so fat he had to hold out his hands so we could tell whether he was walking or rolling.
He went to the bowling alley and three people tried to roll him down the alley.
His birthday is on Sep. 22, 23 and 24.
When he was born, the doctor held him upside down and [...]
‘Legless’ Man Finds His Legs
I wrote Legless Driver Gets DUI.
It must have been the cops that had a bit too much.
The ‘legless’ man was a paraplegic who did indeed still have his legs.
He was steering. His friend was working the gas pedal and brakes when they were stopped.
Both were drunk, the driver had 0.16 and the pedal worker 0.09 [...]
14-year old beaten in rape attempt of 22-year old jogger
A 14-year old boy on a motorcycle will know better next time than to try and rape a 22-year old jogger.
The kid passed by the runner a few times and then knocked her down.
She, however, was able to fight him off…using those jogging legs I suppose.
She ran (jogging prepares you for such emergencies) to a [...]
Voyeur Caught Using Shoe-Camera to Look Up Skirts
Seriously, I thought only Japanese did this kind of thing.
Bank Worker Busted for Up Skirt Photographing
Not so…
A knucklehead in South Carolina put a camera in/on his shoe and tried to look up skirts at little girls at the mall.
When the little girl’s aunt told her to step aside, the man responded “it’s okay” and then [...]
Body Found in Heating Exhaust Duct at Elementary School
A 21-year old man’s body was found in the heating exhaust duct pipes at an elementary school in Anchorage, AK.
The man was last seen when he left his apartment about two weeks ago.
He had been drinking.
When he was found deep in the school’s venting system there was an alcohol container next to him.
He was found [...]
