Wispid

Somebody or somebodies can be nominated for the Stupid Parent Awards.

Four infants were found in a cardboard box in an apartment building in Japan. The apartment was rented by a 53-year old woman who was also found dead by her boss.

The bodies were in a plastic container inside a black plastic bag, in a cardboard box, in a closet, in the living room, in an apartment, in Tokyo, in Asia, in…okay, I’m getting carried away.

So,…how many times can you use ‘in’ in a sentence.

Anyway…the bodies are/were newborns.

The cause of death for the apartment renter is unknown.

How/why can people dispose of infants/newborns so easily?

The store policy was to check the IDs of anyone who might look like they are under 45.

And….I thought the drinking age was 21. What is 44 the new 20 now?

A 65-year old woman, sans ID, was not permitted to buy wine because she didn’t have her ID card with her.

A friend was not permitted to buy it for her either – “third-party” purchasing – and all.

Maybe there is nothing else to do in Maine but harass one another about their age…but this goes beyond ridiculous.

But, then again…the Maine state law requires ID from those who look under 27 years of age before they can buy alcohol or cigs….or under 45 if the store feels like it….or dang it…let’s just card everyone.

What is about a scorned women? How about a man?

The guy made more than 3,000 nuisance calls over a 17-month period…that’s about 6 a day, every every day.

When he figured she just wasn’t going to love him back, he hung naked pictures of his ex- in the men’s john.

The pix were taken of her on his mobile phone.

Doesn’t anybody ever imagine what might happen to their pictures they have taken naked?

Disney Channel’s Vanessa Hudgens didn’t, did she?

18-years old…40-years old…nope. I guess some people never learn.

The old baseball gag…

First baseman says to the runner taking a lead off base – “Psst…do you have any naked pictures of your wife?”

Runner replies – “Uh, nope.”

“You wanna see some?” asks the first baseman.

“Huh!?”

“YOU’RE OUT!!” calls the ump.

I went to Bible college many years ago.

I remember very clearly one of my professors telling me that we did NOT need to hang out at the local pornography store in order to learn what to preach against.

We didn’t need to go to bars, gamble…and so on to know what was wrong.

Maybe this minister missed that class.

A 63-year old minister geezer was charged with seven counts of child pornography possession.

The man served the very conservative Elm Mott Church of Christ.

The preacher said he had downloaded the porn to give to a congressman in an effort to have the web site shut down.

I confess…I have no idea where to find child porn on the web…and do NOT want to know.

Can we trust a preacher to do the ‘research’ or is it better to leave it in the hands of the ‘moral’ police?

When people talk about what is NOT illegal, it usually means they are pushing the limits.

A young woman, not yet 21, contacted police saying she was pressured into taking part in a wrestling match with her friend at …you guessed it…a bar … Colorado.

The young lady, yup, had been served alcohol.

I don’t know whether she lost and that was her beef or that she found herself in tight clothes, slip sliding around in a pit while drunken bozos cheered/leered on.

One thing is for sure…the booze was the ‘lubricant’ that got her in to the predicament in the first place.

I learned a long time ago to stay away from the gray areas. If its legal…good. If it’s illegal…bad. If people are haggling and the police are scratching their heads over whether it is not illegal or whatnot…then stay away.

Kind of like sin…if you think it is wrong…it is probably is. If you think it might be wrong…turn around. There is enough right to do in the world that we need not play, even in a pit with astrolube all over, to keep ourselves occupied.

What do you think?

The FIFA Women’s World Cup 2007 in China will stage its opening ceremony tomorrow.

FIFA Women’s World Cup China 2007 – Live Coverage

In America…some girls in Boston are getting ready for the 2011 version by showing their, um, lack of classiness maybe.

Girls from Holliston High School visited the field of their archrival Medway High School and urinated on their field….it is alleged.

Proud of themselves, someone recorded the event and posted it on the Internet…though there is some discussion about what really took place.

Holliston school officials disciplined the girls anyway and Medway school officials said their 3-year old synthetic field was not damaged.

What a relief! I mean…aren’t we glad?

An “environmentally safe” disinfectant was used…

Whew! Don’t we feel better now… I mean..it’s good to know that we are considering the environment when we are treating synthetics, eh?

After all, how damaging can urine be?!

Girls will be girls ….what can we say?