Wispid

There’s an American man (how embarrassing that he’s an American and a man!) who has been accused of raping his daughter AND posting the videos on the Internet!!

I don’t swear, but this guy is seriously tempting me to make an exception.

He did what? to whom? and put it where?

The man is on America’s most-wanted list challenged the extradition request but in the end

gave in.

He was arrested while traveling in Hong Kong in May.

Does he really think he’ll get better treatment in the court system here?

Yeah…he probably will.

How embarrassing is the legal system in the US as well!

This 20-year old burglar should be left in the buff and have a sign hung around certain parts saying “I was stripped naked by a 69-year old man and his wife.”

As the 20-year old knucklehead tried to burglarize a home in Duluth, MN, the old fellow and his wife came home and found him.

They scuffled…off came the shirt.

“As soon as he grabbed my wife, I had him in the kitchen wrestling him to the ground in a headlock and arm-lock.”

Go grandpa!

Gramps ripped off his shirt and the guy headed over the back railing. Gramps grabbed his drawers and off they came…underpants, too!

Now, THERE is a reason why you don’t want to wear your pants so baggy. You never know when you might want to break into a home…or when grandpa is going to fight back.

20 minutes later…police found a 20-year old man running nude.

Hmm…wonder if there’s a connection.

I’ve lived in a few different cultures in my half-century life. I know that things are not the same everywhere.

Add to my list that thieves in Uruguay are better sports than thieves might be elsewhere.

Three guys held up a sporting goods store in an upper-middle-class neighborhood.

After locking up one store employee in a back room and forcing another clerk to hand over some money and sporting goods, the three guys stuck around and waited on customers for about 30 minutes.

Finally, they jumped into a truck where a driver was waiting for them and took off.

Police are wondering…how much was stolen and how much discount did the customers get for their purchases.

Gee…I wonder if they will have any trouble getting someone to be able to ID the thieves.

The preacher at the Church of God (church of the un-godly?) preyed on little boys, 12-17 years of age.

“Some of the victims believed that they were chosen because when it came down to it, who are you going to believe, the pastor or the boy,” said an investigator.

The pastor, rhymes with another word that is more appropriate, is charged with 3 counts of sexual abuse by a person of trust and 44 counts of third-degree sexual assault.

Reports of the abuse to church leaders went ignored says one of the abused who is now a preacher (WARNING! WARNING!)

It’s going to be tough to get all the facts straight…and is indeed true, that a boy who woke up on the wrong side of the bed can make life miserable for an otherwise perfectly good man.

The Bible’s advice…stay away, stay far away from all appearances of evil.

See also…

7 Reasons Why Men Avoid Kids or How to avoid being called a Predator

Have you ever been left sitting in the emergency room of a hospital thinking, “If I don’t qualify for an emergency, then who does?”

A 33-year old woman had a miscarriage at 19 weeks. She put her stillborn baby, Joe, in a plastic supermarket bag after which she and her husband went to the emergency room at the Royal Sussex County Hospital where they received the royal mistreatment.

She, her husband and Joe were kept waiting for two hours without being examined…despite having been brought by an ambulance.

Joe, was put on top of a cabinet, on the windowsill, then finally in a crib next to mom and later buried.

Mom sat there losing blood and dad was comforting mom.

And, we thought hospitals were a place where we could be treated…

Yeah, we get the treatment alright.

See also:

Choose Your Hospital Well …IF They Will Let You in

The man had rules for his ’sex slave.’

1. Call me ‘daddy’

2. remain nude when we are alone

3. kneel before me

4. walk behind me

5. speak only with permission

6. don’t pay the room service bill

7. take a beating…including bites, kicks, being strangled, and burns

The stripper who was held by a man as a ’sex slave’ suffered a broken eye socket and bruises all over her body when her ‘daddy’ beat her for paying a hotel service bill he had run up while she was out working.

There’s no excuse ever for a man to beat a woman, but did this stripper really think she was going to be loved and cared for by a guy who kept her in a hotel room and gave her rules to follow?

Washington state doesn’t want him. California state doesn’t want him either.

The only west coast state left is Oregon…and Oregon will take anything.

So…the self professed pedophile -

“I am attracted to young girls, but I have never abused a child.”

has moved the wet state…Portland.

When in California, the weirdo put up a web site showing photos of little girls in public places and discussed places where girls congregate. (Ewww!!)

California took down the site, chased the guy out (yeah, Californians like to chase people away) and filed a civil lawsuit that blocked him from getting near anyone younger than 18.

It’s easy to know who is under 18 now, too…because everyone 65-years old or younger gets carded to be sure.

At any rate…the pervert, who says he “started the web site as form of therapy” is now Oregon’s problem.

When one of the family members started vomiting blood after taking a drink from some bottled water, the other members decided to test the rest of the water on one of the nearby fowls.

Sure enough after the bird finished drinking the water….within one minute …the chicken choked….and died.

I have heard of pirates sending their parrots into closed spaces to see if it were safe.

I guess, now when I travel to China, I’d better take my chicken with me.

When kids go bonkers, parents will sometimes accuse them of being possessed.

So, when a child gets hauled away, does that mean the possessed are repossessed?

The story doesn’t make sense to me since the car that was being repossessed was at the home of an acquaintance of the driver doing the hauling…but, what also doesn’t make sense is how’d nobody know see the 4-year old kid in the back seat before they hauled it away?

And, where was the kid’s mom or dad?

Driver: “Duh, uh…we checked the back seat and we didn’t see nothin’.”

Mom: “I thought little Fashawn was playing in the back yard, not hiding in the SUV.”

A driver following the two truck noticed –

“Hey, somebody just fell out of the back of the car!”

And, they let these people drive cars?!

And, they let these parents have kids?!

The 49-year old, it seems, likes to take a shower in the garden in front of his house in the nude, as if there any other way to take a shower, I suppose.

Me? I prefer the garden in the back of my house, but then I know nobody would be interested in watching me to my house cleaning. I’d get arrested for scaring the neighbors, NOT entertaining them or myself.

In Vineland, New Jersey, at 4 o’clock in the afternoon Fred was spotted by a mother and her two young daughters taking a shower.

“Mom, there’s Fred taking a shower outside again.”

“Stop looking at that hose, er, garden hose, little girl.”

Fred was arrested and charged with lewdness.

Add to it sexpidity –

“Uh, I didn’t know anybody was watching me.  And, do you mind if finish my bath before you arrest me.”