Wispid

Part 3 – Choose your hospital emergency room well

Part 2 – Choose Your Hospital Well …IF They Will Let You in

Part 1 – Hospitals Not So Safe Anymore?

Well….at yet another hospital in Japan, five ceramic parts of some surgical equipment used at Kyoto University Hospital have turned up missing.

The fear is, that the parts were left inside patients’ bodies.

“Pardon me, can I look inside you to see if I left my scalpel?”

The parts of equipment are used laparoscopic surgery ( taking a peek inside the abdominal wall).

There are 161 possible candidates for the missing pieces!

The hospital, bless their hearts, have notified the patients and sent them letters of apology.

“Sorry, but I think I forgot my stethoscope in your belly. Do you mind giving it back?” 

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy looks yum yum…

What a wacko.

A man approached a woman who was leaving work at about 1am. He took her keys and telephone…then removed her shoes and licked her toes. (BTW, why doesn’t shoes rhyme with toes?)

The police arrested the man a few minutes later just a couple of blocks away.

It wasn’t necessary for the woman to identify the man, though she did. A breath analyzer test revealed that his breath smelled like toe jam.

The cops are calling the attack “weird sexual behavior.” Another word for it is sexpid.

In Japan, the Army is called the Ground Self-Defense Force (GSDF). Japan is not permitted in its constitution to be active in its military efforts…only defensive.

There is the also the Air and Maritime Self Defense Forces.

No matter…the boys in Japan’s armed forces can be quite sexpid.

A 26-year old lance corporal did the ‘creating a public nuisance’ thing. That’s what it’s called when someone molests somebody else.

The victim, a 23-year old girl said he fondled her on the train between Ikebukuro and Shinjuku stations in downtown Tokyo.

The neat part…the woman OVERPOWERED the army corporal and handed him over to police officers at the train station.

Lesson – don’t mess with Japanese girls.

A confessed rapist has agreed to castration in a plea deal that could save him from life prison sentence.

The judge agreed to a reduced sentence of 25 years instead of life.

25 years and neutered?

The rapist says he wants to be castrated.

The judge says he has spoken to the victims and they “agree that this sentence punishes him and would deter him and others from similar acts.”

California and Florida are the only two states to adopt a castration option for repeat sexual offenders.

Yup…there are a whole lot of Californians and Floridians who’d better behave.

Since the adoption of the law in 1996 (CA), 1997 (FL), 3000 rapists, 121 of them repeat offenders have been eligible for castration.

Takers?

ZERO.

Retailer Harrods in London brought in an Egyptian cobra to patrol a shoe counter holding a pair of ruby- sapphire- and diamond-encrusted Rene Caovilla sandals that go for $120,000.

It turns out that snakes really don’t have feet. They haven’t since God cursed the creature for its part in tempting EVE resulting in the reptile having to slide about on its belly and eat dust for the rest of their lives.

Harrods admits…the cobra was hired strictly for the launch of the shoe collection.

The snake is/was a great idea.

The shoes…some snake made them, and worse yet, somebody will buy them.

I wouldn’t even buy a car to get around in for $120K, much less a pair of shoes walk in.

How about you?

Every male in an Indian village was forced to strip down to his underwear to be inspected by the village council in a rape and murder case.

Men and boys alike were checked for signs of a violent struggle as the crowd looked on. (Sounds like they were watching a football game.)

A 35-year old woman’s disfigured body was discovered by police.

The men 10-60 were inspected….including the village council. That seems fair.

Nobody was found to be connected….and the police are still looking.

The women of the village, however, might have found what they were looking for.

A 3-year old girl was raped by her uncle..an illegal alien, (as if that makes a difference).

The little girl was found abused and bleeding after the mother, father and little girl were watching television.

On a second trip to the room where the violator was, the little girl went to get some candy and did not return immediately. When mom went looking for her, she could see something was wrong….blood. The perverted uncle wanted his own ‘candy.’

On the advice of a neighbor/nurse, the family called 911.

The uncle had a history…in 2000 he was arrested for annoying, molesting a child and sexual assault, but was deported shortly after.

He’s back….and in jail for now.

Do you know where your little girl is? And who is nearby?

Chinese couples spend an average of $15k on their weddings, making the wedding market worth $200 billion yen.

The wedding includes:

1. honeymoon

2. decorating

3. wedding feast

4. dresses

5. jewelry

6. photos…including, believe it or not…nude wedding photos.

See also -

Chinese Nude Wedding Photos (part 2)

Do nude wedding photos sound like something you want to show to your friends after the honeymoon?

The West Japan Railway Co. employee was NOT showing the passengers where the breaks were, the speedometer or the intercom system…or even the private room where they get to rest.

He flashed his private parts…the 50-year old undid his pants and let junior out.

When he was arrested he confessed – drunk at the time, he didn’t remember what he did on the train.

Another dude to join the ranks of those who will never say “Gee, I wish I had been drinking at the time.”

“Don’t look at what I have done, but look at my heart,” said the dad as he wept.

The judge was not moved.

“Don’t send me to prison. Prison makes your heart hard and I don’t want my heart to turn to stone,” dad said on his knees.

The judge just looked on.

“I will go door to door in Waukesha and ask for forgiveness.”

The judge sat motionless.

“I will burn my own hands for your forgiveness.”

The judge looked up.

“10 years behind bars.’ The judge said. Let it be a clear message that “those who propagate and generate these kinds of materials will be punished severely.”

The man had taken photos of a preteen girl, later identified as his daughter by her underwear and the bedding, and put them on his PC.

Though he was asked repeatedly why, why, why?!!

The man replied, “It was just plain stupid.”

Indeed.