Archive for September 12th, 2007
Robber Uses His Own Check to Demand Money
The man was brilliant…
He needed money…so…where better to go than to a bank.
He knew he would be penalized if he overdrew his checking account so he crossed out his name on his check and wrote a note on the back demanding money from the teller.
It worked!
She gave him the money.
So please with himself he told [...]
Web Site Offer Alibis for Adulterers
A French company is providing would be adulterers with custom-made alibis.
The site, founded by an ex-private eye, cooks up:
1. phony weekend seminars
2. fake emergency phone calls
3. invitations to non-existent weddings
The mission statement - protect couples and families by allowing adulterers to live their flings undetected.
The company can even provide freebies - pens, hats and tee-shirts [...]
Don’t Work, Be Happy, Make Babies
The governor of a central Russian province told couples to skip work today, stay home and make love to help boost Russia’s low birth-rate.
The prize …if a woman gives birth nine months from now on Russia’s national day - June 12th…a new home, maybe….or a fridge, television or a pair of scissors.
It’s part of a [...]
Waiter Fired for Loss Time While Foiling Carjack Attempt
A woman came screaming into the restaurant where a 42-year old waiter, making a comeback from being convicted of robbery and cocaine possession was working.
“Help! Help! Somebody is stealing my car.”
The waiter ran out, overcame the carjacker’s knife attack with a 2 x 4, explained things to the police and sent away a happy woman.
However, [...]
4 Steps to being the Best Counterfeiter Ever
A police officer said, “It’s the best counterfeit scheme I have seen in my law enforcement career. The bills look and feel real. Only an expert can tell they were fake.”
The weight of that statement has a lot to do with the length of the career of the GA cop…but that’s another story.
Another Georgia man [...]
Ouch! 26 Needles Stuck in Baby
If the kid grew up with the needles lodged in her body, she would think pain is what she is supposed to be feeling.
When the woman was a baby…grandpa, apparently having wanted a grandson…took out his disappointment on the little girl by sticking 26 sewing needles into her body!!
The needles in the top of her [...]
Internet Bride Found in Suitcase
This is not a case, er, suitcase, uh, case where the woman couldn’t afford her plane ticket.
A 21-year old university student in Peru married a 26-year old ex-con who served time for drug and escape charges - he skipped parole without telling his parole officer.
The couple married in Peru and lived with her parents for [...]
Boy Comes Home from Football Practice in His Underwear and Clothes in Hand
A ten-year old boy says his football coach sent him home from practice in his underwear.
So…the boy obeyed…he walked home in his T-shirt, underwear and cleats.
The boy said he was kicked off the team for not following team rules.
The coach told him to give back his gear, and his pants, too!
The coach berated him in [...]
Black Woman Beaten, Sexually Abused by 6 Whites, Including Two Moms and Their Kids
A black woman was beaten and sexually abused by six different people, two of them moms with their son and daughter present… all white.
The FBI is treating it as a hate crime.
Stabbing, dousing with hot water, beaten, sexually assaulted, cut, forced to eat animal feces….the list is long and ugly.
Charges of sexual assault, kidnapping, malicious [...]
Two Women Sexually Assaulted on Campus, a Third…almost
Two women were sexually assaulted on the campus of York University in Toronto.
The attackers were a little fellow, 5′5″ and a big fellow 6′1″ or so.
The two male Caucasians were able to enter six rooms on multiple floors in the residence until they got what they wanted and then fled.
When police were questioned about how [...]
