6-year old Girl Sexually Assaulted, Hanged Out to ….Die

Sep 13th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

They hang ‘em in Texas.

A 6-year old girl who had been sexually assaulted was hanged inside her family’s garage.

No suspects have been named and the police are being quiet about their investigation.

When the little girl didn’t show up to get ready for school, mom, who had last seen her the night before asleep on the couch, went looking for her.

I can’t imagine the feeling of finding your little girl in this sort of situation…can’t imagine.

I can imagine what should happen to the perpetrator if s/he is ever found.

Neighbors fear for their little ones….

Are there still people who don’t believe in the death penalty?

Texas does.

Funeral Held for a Tree

Sep 13th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

There are knuckleheads on both sides of the world. People camping out in trees at Berkeley.

6 Treesitters all alone in UC Berkeley Oak Grove &

UC Berkeley Gets Okay to Fence in Tree Sitters

Somewhere in England, 20 people gathered for a funeral to pay respects to a tree.

They:

1. recited poems

2. laid wreaths

3. sang a song

4. looked really stupid.

The tree was “removed for a good reason” said the council spokesman.

People were tripping over its roots.

Tree? ….Lawsuits?

The tree had to go…

I think that I shall never see

Anything as stupid as…

People mourning for a tree.

Wife Forced to Walk Naked Through Town for Cheating

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A man and his buddy, also known as idiot-1, and idiot-2, met idiot-1′s wife at her office for lunch.

They then drove her outside of town, forced her to undress with threats and insults. Idiot-1 made his wife get out of the car and he walked behind her as she was forced to march through town to her office.

Idiot-2 followed in the car.

When they reached her office, he made her get in the car and they repeated the action.

Idiot-1 said he wanted to humiliate her for cheating on him. I don’t know if she cheated on him, but I am sure she was humiliated.

A sympathetic passerby called the police who rescued the woman.

Can you think of a good punishment for these two idiots? I can.

30 year marriage ends with wife shooting cheating husband

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The 30 year marriage was ending when the husband told his wife he had been cheating on her.

Now that that was out of the way, the man went to sleep in a camper.

The missus, however, wasn’t done talking. She had a shotgun and had something to say with it.

She shot him twice…reloaded, then shot him two more times.

Both of them are 51.

The knucklehead survived the shootings but may have to have a limb amputated.

The missus will go to jail.

He cheats…she goes to jail.

Hmm….

Oh, right…the gun and the shooting.