Archive for September 13th, 2007
6-year old Girl Sexually Assaulted, Hanged Out to ….Die
They hang ‘em in Texas.
A 6-year old girl who had been sexually assaulted was hanged inside her family’s garage.
No suspects have been named and the police are being quiet about their investigation.
When the little girl didn’t show up to get ready for school, mom, who had last seen her the night before asleep on the [...]
Burglar Gets Stuck in Chimney, Prison Term
A 35-year old burglar got stuck in the chimney of the home he was trying to rob.
The man said he was going construction on the house…sans tools.
He did have a red suit and a big bag with him…or just the bag.
It took firefighters four hours to get him out.
Instead of dismantling the chimney, why not [...]
Cop’s Video Tape Missing, but the Accused Has His Own
A 20-year old man videotaped a police officer’s angry taunt during a traffic stop, then put it in the Internet.
The officer’s videotape recording is missing. Golly, don’t we wonder why?
The police policy is “any contact the officer has with the public has to be on tape.”
Then lost, if there is going to be a problem [...]
High School Teacher Accused of Starring in Sexually Explicit Gay Wrestling Video
A high school teacher in Sugar Land, TX…sounds like a place where people would want to make gay wrestling videos…is on pay leave for, gee, making a gay wrestling video. Link here or being accused of such.
The local news station couldn’t confirm the allegations but aired the story because they ‘believe parents have a right [...]
Un-Dracula Wannabe Injects His Love Object with His Own Blood
The 22-year old from Cambodia fell in love with a woman three years ago.
No matter what he did, she wouldn’t respond to his advances.
Think…think…
“If I can’t marry her, at least my blood can stay inside her body.”
Uh…good plan?
So, he sneaked up on her and stabbed her in the rib cage and waist as she walked home from [...]
Nude Man Roaming Newton, Massachusetts in a Gas-Mask
Newton, Massachusetts has some cornball running around town wearing nothing but a gas-mask.
That might be okay, depending on wear he had placed the gas mask.
Around 9:40pm a motorist spotted the nude man poking around, always straight ahead, at the entrance to a building.
When they pulled up in their truck…it can get pretty cold this time [...]
Funeral Held for a Tree
There are knuckleheads on both sides of the world. People camping out in trees at Berkeley.
6 Treesitters all alone in UC Berkeley Oak Grove &
UC Berkeley Gets Okay to Fence in Tree Sitters
Somewhere in England, 20 people gathered for a funeral to pay respects to a tree.
They:
1. recited poems
2. laid wreaths
3. sang a song
4. [...]
Wife Forced to Walk Naked Through Town for Cheating
A man and his buddy, also known as idiot-1, and idiot-2, met idiot-1’s wife at her office for lunch.
They then drove her outside of town, forced her to undress with threats and insults. Idiot-1 made his wife get out of the car and he walked behind her as she was forced to march through town [...]
Poltergeist on Both Sides of the World
Poltergeist…a British family said they experienced a night of horror that mom is blaming on poltergeist.
Objects were being tossed about the living room…
Creepy noises were heard during the night….
The temperature suddenly dropped…
A skull image appeared in the closet…
Yeah…I think I’d have gotten out of there, too…
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world….the same kind [...]
30 year marriage ends with wife shooting cheating husband
The 30 year marriage was ending when the husband told his wife he had been cheating on her.
Now that that was out of the way, the man went to sleep in a camper.
The missus, however, wasn’t done talking. She had a shotgun and had something to say with it.
She shot him twice…reloaded, then shot him [...]
