Wispid

They hang ‘em in Texas.

A 6-year old girl who had been sexually assaulted was hanged inside her family’s garage.

No suspects have been named and the police are being quiet about their investigation.

When the little girl didn’t show up to get ready for school, mom, who had last seen her the night before asleep on the couch, went looking for her.

I can’t imagine the feeling of finding your little girl in this sort of situation…can’t imagine.

I can imagine what should happen to the perpetrator if s/he is ever found.

Neighbors fear for their little ones….

Are there still people who don’t believe in the death penalty?

Texas does.

A 35-year old burglar got stuck in the chimney of the home he was trying to rob.

The man said he was going construction on the house…sans tools.

He did have a red suit and a big bag with him…or just the bag.

It took firefighters four hours to get him out.

Instead of dismantling the chimney, why not just light a fire and see what happens?

$10,000 restitution will have to be paid after he spends two years in the pokey.

A 20-year old man videotaped a police officer’s angry taunt during a traffic stop, then put it in the Internet.

The officer’s videotape recording is missing. Golly, don’t we wonder why?

The police policy is “any contact the officer has with the public has to be on tape.”

Then lost, if there is going to be a problem later….

The young man had a camera in his car that he put there a year ago after getting a speeding ticket that he didn’t think he deserved.

Now, he is saying he didn’t deserve having an officer in his face, with spit flying at him.

The stopped also cited his fourth Amendment rights – his reasonable expectation of privacy….something his ‘interested in.’

And, who says Community College students don’t have the smarts?

A high school teacher in Sugar Land, TX…sounds like a place where people would want to make gay wrestling videos…is on pay leave for, gee, making a gay wrestling video. Link here or being accused of such.

The local news station couldn’t confirm the allegations but aired the story because they ‘believe parents have a right to know.”

Know what? They can’t confirm the allegations?

It is not clear if one of the men wrestling is the teacher or not.

Guilty! Until proven innocent.

The teacher is denying his participation…but the district thinks the allegations are serious enough to remove the teacher from the classroom until the truth is learned.

And…to think, I was planning on going back to the classroom.

Nope…I think I’ll stick to teaching online.

The 22-year old from Cambodia fell in love with a woman three years ago.

No matter what he did, she wouldn’t respond to his advances.

Think…think…

“If I can’t marry her, at least my blood can stay inside her body.”

Uh…good plan?

So, he sneaked up on her and stabbed her in the rib cage and waist as she walked home from school injecting his blood into her.

“Now, she’ll love me.”

Yeah, I can’t figure out why his plan didn’t work either, can you?

The woman went to the hospital, Dracula in reverse was arrested.

Newton, Massachusetts has some cornball running around town wearing nothing but a gas-mask.

That might be okay, depending on wear he had placed the gas mask.

Around 9:40pm a motorist spotted the nude man poking around, always straight ahead, at the entrance to a building.

When they pulled up in their truck…it can get pretty cold this time of year in MA, the man fled, naked as a jay-bird down an alley.

As long as others know what hose goes where, we are okay.

There are knuckleheads on both sides of the world. People camping out in trees at Berkeley.

6 Treesitters all alone in UC Berkeley Oak Grove &

UC Berkeley Gets Okay to Fence in Tree Sitters

Somewhere in England, 20 people gathered for a funeral to pay respects to a tree.

They:

1. recited poems

2. laid wreaths

3. sang a song

4. looked really stupid.

The tree was “removed for a good reason” said the council spokesman.

People were tripping over its roots.

Tree? ….Lawsuits?

The tree had to go…

I think that I shall never see

Anything as stupid as…

People mourning for a tree.

A man and his buddy, also known as idiot-1, and idiot-2, met idiot-1’s wife at her office for lunch.

They then drove her outside of town, forced her to undress with threats and insults. Idiot-1 made his wife get out of the car and he walked behind her as she was forced to march through town to her office.

Idiot-2 followed in the car.

When they reached her office, he made her get in the car and they repeated the action.

Idiot-1 said he wanted to humiliate her for cheating on him. I don’t know if she cheated on him, but I am sure she was humiliated.

A sympathetic passerby called the police who rescued the woman.

Can you think of a good punishment for these two idiots? I can.

Poltergeist…a British family said they experienced a night of horror that mom is blaming on poltergeist.

Objects were being tossed about the living room…

Creepy noises were heard during the night….

The temperature suddenly dropped…

A skull image appeared in the closet…

Yeah…I think I’d have gotten out of there, too…

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world….the same kind of thing was going on in Shanghai.

A 12-year old boy said that beginning last Sunday, items in his home started flying towards him for no reasons. He has bruises to prove it.

The object throwing ghosts, however, are camera shy. When the family tried to record the events…the camera stopped working.

Do you believe in ghosts?

The 30 year marriage was ending when the husband told his wife he had been cheating on her.

Now that that was out of the way, the man went to sleep in a camper.

The missus, however, wasn’t done talking. She had a shotgun and had something to say with it.

She shot him twice…reloaded, then shot him two more times.

Both of them are 51.

The knucklehead survived the shootings but may have to have a limb amputated.

The missus will go to jail.

He cheats…she goes to jail.

Hmm….

Oh, right…the gun and the shooting.