Archive for September 14th, 2007
42-year Old Hangs Himself While Users Watch on Video in Insult Chat Room
It shows you how naive I am….I didn’t even know there was such a thing as an insult chat room.
What? Does everybody hang out and tell each other how ugly they are?
A 42-year old, apparently with a weakness for being insulted…hanged himself while other users watched and tried to stop him.
When he was done…the users [...]
Losing Team’s Fan sets fire to his livelihood
I might need to create another category…sports + stupid = spopid.
An Albanian fishmonger and fan of the national soccer team vowed to set his van on fire if the team didn’t win a point against the visiting Dutch team.
They team didn’t and he did….doused his van with gasoline in the center of the town and [...]
Teacher Punished for Forcing Students to Run in the Nude
A 48-year old male teacher in charge of the soccer club punished several male students by making them run in the nude.
It’s not known what prompted the unusual punishment…but the teacher got slapped with a two month suspension and the principal received a written warning for failing to report the treatment.
“Kick the ball!”
“If you miss [...]
Banks Use Attractive Girls to Raise Interest
Nigerian banks have made it a public policy to employ beautiful ladies with targets to meet for attracting interest to the banks they represent.
Nigeria consolidated the sector, reducing the number of banks from 89 to 25 making competition more fierce = for the prettiest girls to create interest.
Nigeria had hoped that by consolidating the banks, [...]
Dog Stops Sexual Assault?
A 13-year old dog…that’s like a 70 year old person….is being credited for stopping a sexual attack on a 12-year old girl in Akron, OH.
Mom said the dog jumped off of her and headed for the family daughter’s bedroom and started growling and scratching at the door.
When dad wen to see what was up he [...]
High School Teacher on the Run for Having Sex with Students
A self-described workaholic and high school drama teacher who aimed to put on seven musicals in a nine-month school year found other ways to make music…to his own tune.
He is accused of having sex with two 17-year olds. He is 27-years old.
One of the girls got pregnant….had an abortion that he drove her to and signed [...]
Looking for Love Down Under
The city of Ayr in north Queensland, Australia (Down Under) has more men than women…171 men for every 100 single women aged 25-34.
Got ugly?
Head down under.
Got a daughter you can’t get married off?
Head down under.
Need a husband…desperately?
Head down under.
Half-Naked Woman Tries to Steal Fire Truck
A woman who had just been released from a mental hospital demonstrated why she should NOT have been.
While the firemen were on a first aid call, the half-naked woman (left side? right side?) got into the cab and tried to make off with Big Red.
The driver heard her rev the engine and pulled her out.
Believe [...]
Ohio Man Behind Bars for Sexual Offenders with Two Teenagers
The guy delivered a teddy bear and some flowers to the front office of the high school where the 14-year old he had sex with was attending.
He wanted to say he was sorry for cheating on her with a 15-year old.
He’s been arrested and is in jail not able to post a $75,000 bond.
$75K?! How [...]
Ex-emergency room nurse kills hired hitman
The woman had had self-defense training as an emergency room nurse.
Who knows from whom and when you will have to free yourself and under what conditions in an emergency room?
A guy showed up in her home…
She went after him with a hammer.
“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My [...]
