Sep 14th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
I might need to create another category…sports + stupid = spopid.
An Albanian fishmonger and fan of the national soccer team vowed to set his van on fire if the team didn’t win a point against the visiting Dutch team.
They team didn’t and he did….doused his van with gasoline in the center of the town and put a match to it…watching indifferently
When firefighters showed up, the hose was dry.
Nearby residents had drained the tank to cope with Albania’s chronic water shortage.
…Oh…and O. J. is in the news again today….for claiming it was okay for him to steal back sports memorabilia that belonged to him.
O. J. Simpson Personifies NFL, NBA, MLB, F1 Ideals
Sep 14th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A 48-year old male teacher in charge of the soccer club punished several male students by making them run in the nude.
It’s not known what prompted the unusual punishment…but the teacher got slapped with a two month suspension and the principal received a written warning for failing to report the treatment.
“Kick the ball!”
“If you miss that ball one more time, I will make you show your balls….”
“Clothes off! Now, run!”
And, this teacher/coach was thinking what when he did this?
Sep 14th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
The city of Ayr in north Queensland, Australia (Down Under) has more men than women…171 men for every 100 single women aged 25-34.
Got ugly?
Head down under.
Got a daughter you can’t get married off?
Head down under.
Need a husband…desperately?
Head down under.
Sep 14th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
The woman had had self-defense training as an emergency room nurse.
Who knows from whom and when you will have to free yourself and under what conditions in an emergency room?
A guy showed up in her home…
She went after him with a hammer.
“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father the carpenter always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense, the claw end would work the best,” she said.
Yup…in self-defense, I do think the claw end would work better.
The woman ended up choking her would-be assailant and killing him before she could be killed.
Notes in the dead guy’s pocket revealed her husband had hired him.
“If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself,” said the nurse.
I do believe, she would have the balls to do the deed.
