Wispid

It shows you how naive I am….I didn’t even know there was such a thing as an insult chat room.

What? Does everybody hang out and tell each other how ugly they are?

A 42-year old, apparently with a weakness for being insulted…hanged himself while other users watched and tried to stop him.

When he was done…the users jumped on his hanging method?

Rope is too loose, chair is too tall, Oooo….

Okay…it’s not funny.

But, what in the world is a ‘likeable’ person with a strong character doing in an insult chat room?

I might need to create another category…sports + stupid = spopid.

An Albanian fishmonger and fan of the national soccer team vowed to set his van on fire if the team didn’t win a point against the visiting Dutch team.

They team didn’t and he did….doused his van with gasoline in the center of the town and put a match to it…watching indifferently

When firefighters showed up, the hose was dry.

Nearby residents had drained the tank to cope with Albania’s chronic water shortage.

…Oh…and O. J. is in the news again today….for claiming it was okay for him to steal back sports memorabilia that belonged to him.

O. J. Simpson Personifies NFL, NBA, MLB, F1 Ideals

A 48-year old male teacher in charge of the soccer club punished several male students by making them run in the nude.

It’s not known what prompted the unusual punishment…but the teacher got slapped with a two month suspension and the principal received a written warning for failing to report the treatment.

“Kick the ball!”

“If you miss that ball one more time, I will make you show your balls….”

“Clothes off! Now, run!”

And, this teacher/coach was thinking what when he did this?

Nigerian banks have made it a public policy to employ beautiful ladies with targets to meet for attracting interest to the banks they represent.

Nigeria consolidated the sector, reducing the number of banks from 89 to 25 making competition more fierce = for the prettiest girls to create interest.

Nigeria had hoped that by consolidating the banks, each bank would have enough money and capacity to get customers and that girls wouldn’t be needed.

In fact, “the central bank’s decision to raise the minimum capital base for banks twelvefold, has been hailed by the Nigerian government as one of the major successes of a broader program of economic reforms.”

It also whittled down the competition among the girls…only the very best remain.

A 13-year old dog…that’s like a 70 year old person….is being credited for stopping a sexual attack on a 12-year old girl in Akron, OH.

Mom said the dog jumped off of her and headed for the family daughter’s bedroom and started growling and scratching at the door.

When dad wen to see what was up he found an 18-year old in bed with his 12-year old daughter.

Dad walloped the 18-year old first then asked questions.

The 12-year old girl said the boy rubbed her legs but nothing else.

The boy said he was just looking for a place to sleep.

The dog said…there’s something fishy going on in your little girl’s room, dad…you’d better check it out.

I am not so sure the dog stopped a sexual attack so much as he stopped a little girl from being very very sorry and an 18-year old for the same sexpidity.

A self-described workaholic and high school drama teacher who aimed to put on seven musicals in a nine-month school year found other ways to make music…to his own tune.

He is accused of having sex with two 17-year olds. He is 27-years old.

One of the girls got pregnant….had an abortion that he drove her to and signed medical papers on he behalf for.

The man had no history of such activity and was considered a good teacher…said school officials….

“There was nothing in his background that would have prevented him from being hired,” said Palm Beach County School District spokesman.

There were allegations he tried to have sex with female students and showed his genitalia to a female teacher at a high school in Indiana before moving to FL. And, that’s not a history? Who’d they have do the background check?

Well, he has a history now. One of the girls, who said they had sex daily for the past year, kept a journal of their exploits. The police have the journal.

Yup….thinking with the wrong head will always keep a good man from doing great things.

His picture can be found here with a phone number to call if you see the bozo.

The city of Ayr in north Queensland, Australia (Down Under) has more men than women…171 men for every 100 single women aged 25-34.

Got ugly?

Head down under.

Got a daughter you can’t get married off?

Head down under.

Need a husband…desperately?

Head down under.

A woman who had just been released from a mental hospital demonstrated why she should NOT have been.

While the firemen were on a first aid call, the half-naked woman (left side? right side?) got into the cab and tried to make off with Big Red.

The driver heard her rev the engine and pulled her out.

Believe it or not…she has been re-admitted for re-evaluation and hopefully to find the rest of her clothes.

And, the hospital released her with just half of her clothes on because of why?

The guy delivered a teddy bear and some flowers to the front office of the high school where the 14-year old he had sex with was attending.

He wanted to say he was sorry for cheating on her with a 15-year old.

He’s been arrested and is in jail not able to post a $75,000 bond.

$75K?! How about $75M?

The man had a history of a similar offense four years ago.

Okay, let’s put the bonehead who let him out in jail, too.

The Ohio Sex Offender Database www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us

Is there a sex offender near you?

The woman had had self-defense training as an emergency room nurse.

Who knows from whom and when you will have to free yourself and under what conditions in an emergency room?

A guy showed up in her home…

She went after him with a hammer.

“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father the carpenter always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense, the claw end would work the best,” she said.

Yup…in self-defense, I do think the claw end would work better.

The woman ended up choking her would-be assailant and killing him before she could be killed.

Notes in the dead guy’s pocket revealed her husband had hired him.

“If I ever believed you deserved to be dead, I would at least have had the balls to kill you myself,” said the nurse.

I do believe, she would have the balls to do the deed.