Wispid

They eat dogs in China….pythons do.

A 41-year old woman found her dog in the wraps of a 15-foot-long Burmese python.

When she heard a dog yelping she jumped in and started beating and kicking the crap out of the python. How hard can you kick a python under water anyway?

Hard enough. The woman won and the python slithered away.

“If I’d had the chance to think about it, I wouldn’t have done what I did,” the woman said.

Gosh, I hope they don’t tell the dog that.

My pure bred beagle dog was raped by a neighborhood dog once. (my dog may have invited the neighborhood dog over, but…)

I heard my dog yelping at about 5 am and I was outside in a flash to see them locked up.

I kicked the nonsense out of the other dog until I got them loose.

By the time I was done, there were neighbors everywhere looking out their window at me in my drillies, skivvies, um, tighty whities.

But, I got the dogs loose.

Still, some months later…we had a bunch of puppies.

A knuckleheaded woman has a 5′ 2″ 72 lb penis that is 3′ in diameter in her kitchen.

She sculpted it over the course of 4 months out of plaster of Paris, a garden hose, vacuum hose (the veins) and lots of duct tape.

It was created for the 2006 international AIDS conference in Toronto.

Problem is…when the Toronto conference was finished…what to do?

So, she put the giant on eBay…for 12 hours…and then she got kicked off.

Yeah…how does she like it when someone tells her that her penis has to go, huh?

“The short version of how to find the aforementioned item. Go to eBay.com (Note: Not eBay.ca) and type Womans Perspective (note spelling) into the search box, and then launch it.

Click onto the camera icon of the item described as “erotic art abstract AIDS sculpture,” up pops a picture and, voila, there it is — in all its manly glory.”

I wonder how much I could get for my….

Nah…they’d probably make me pay.