Wispid

Confucius said, “Find a job you love to do and you never have to work a day in your life.”

Mr Skin of www.mrskin.com has a job he loves.

He has chronicled nude women in more than 25,000 movies and television show.

His life work – to know how much naked female flesh appears in movies.

While the rest of us just look…Mr. Skin calculates, tapes, cuts, saves nude scenes on separate tapes.

Mr Skin’s web site featured in the movie “Knocked Up”, gets nearly 7 million hits a month + one more…I just went there.

Mr Skin says he celebrates nudity in mainstream films.

Angelina Jolie is the most prolific mainstream actress…naked in 10 movies.

Yeah…porn, it’d be like 100% of the time, no. What’s the fun in calculating that?

Now Mr. Skin has a book dedicated to his wife who was “never naked in a movie”…”Mr. Skin’s Skintastic Video Guide” to “the 501 greatest movies for sex and nudity on DVD.”

I think I’ll wait till the movie version comes out.

A Venezuelan man had been declared dead after a highway accident.

He was taken to a morgue. Dead people go there after a doctor pronounces them, um, dead.

The examiners at the morgue realized something was wrong when the man started bleeding after they cut into his face.

The second clue, the man woke up screaming in excruciating pain.

Yup…those would be two clues that he wasn’t dead, wouldn’t they?

When his wife turned up to the morgue to identify the body…she found him moved to a corridor …alive!

Bleeding…check

Screaming…check

Witnesses…check

I hope that if I am ever in a car accident they take me to a doctor who knows the difference between dead and alive and can figure that out without cutting on me.

See also:

Part 5 – Choose Your Hospital Well (part 5)

Part 4 – Choose Your Hospital Well (part 4)

Part 3 – Choose your hospital emergency room well

Part 2 – Choose Your Hospital Well …IF They Will Let You in

Part 1 – Hospitals Not So Safe Anymore?

Here’s a phone number to call if you see this guy – 508-775-0445.

A man was spotted (it’s always the men) masturbating in the parking lot of a gas station….at 8 am in the morning.

My goodness…what kind of kook has to get his rocks off before breakfast AND before he fills up his car.

But we have sketch….and he is driving a red pickup truck with silver stripes.

He is in his late 30s with light-blue eyes and tattoos on his left arm.

The witnesses saw all of this and nobody thought to tell the man to put junior away?!

The Cape Cod Times says – Public masturbation is considered lewd behavior and is against the law.

Gee…really, now?

A prisoner is afraid he is being targeted by other inmates because he is being forced to wear a pink jumpsuit.

There is a a nationwide effort by prison and jail officials to tap the power of pink to subdue criminals.

Pink-wearing inmates are forced to do so as a punishment for sexual misconduct.

It “conveys no suggestion that the inmate wearing the jumpsuit is a willing participant in homosexual activity or otherwise vulnerable to … assault,” says the Department of Corrections.

A sheriff in Texas “put all inmates in pink jumpsuits, he put them in pink shoes, pink underwear and pink socks. He painted cell walls pink and put in pink sheets and towels.”

The result – 68% reduction in return customers.

Prisoners have no rights as far as I’m concerned. Being incarcerated ought to be the most miserable and demeaning experience a person can imagine…such that they never want to go back.

And, for sexual offenders…pink seems to be quite fitting.