Wispid

The country of Belgium:

1. has a large national debt

2. is facing a political crisis

3. may be losing its status as a federal state

4. was put up for sale on eBay

Before the online auction company realized it, the top bid had reached $17 million.

However, my bid was rejected because my neighbor, eBay, says “it cannot host the sale of anything virtual or unrealistic.”

Dang it…I had big dreams for Silicon Valley with Belgium, too.

A 53-year old man in TN, convicted of child pornography, lost his wife when two of his neighbors set his house, um shanty, on fire.

It was well known in the community that the man had been arrested for having 100 pornographic pictures of young girls on his computer…his mom found them and turned him.

Neighbors decided to take justice into their own hands by trying to scare him off from setting his home on fire.

The child porn pervert got out but his wife died in the fire.

This man’s sexpid has led to his wife’s death and the two vigilantes being detained on first-degree murder and arson charges.

Who said, what a person does in their home, in the dark, doesn’t affect those around them?

A man…yeesh, it’s almost always the men….in FL was arrested for exposing himself to six girls.

He was charged with “lewd and lascivious exhibition in the presence of a person who is less than 16 years of age and exposure of a sexual organ in public in a vulgar or indecent manner.”

When the girls came out of their apartment clubhouse…there he was with his drawers dropped down by his knees.

The girls screamed and the man ran upstairs to have a seat to ????

He’s at a correctional facility in need of some serious readjustments.