Wispid

The country of Belgium:

1. has a large national debt

2. is facing a political crisis

3. may be losing its status as a federal state

4. was put up for sale on eBay

Before the online auction company realized it, the top bid had reached $17 million.

However, my bid was rejected because my neighbor, eBay, says “it cannot host the sale of anything virtual or unrealistic.”

Dang it…I had big dreams for Silicon Valley with Belgium, too.

Nope..not a barrel of laughs…or even a barrel of monkeys.

A barrel of dead people.

It seems that people don’t know what do to with dead bodies anymore.

Corpse Abuse 

Corpse Abuse (part 2)

Corpse Abuse (part 3)

A man in Bloomington, IN, with a guilty conscience?, called the police to tell them he had some information about two killings and the location of the bodies.

The bodies were put in plastic bags, placed into steel-drum barrels about 100 feet from his home…then covered with debris.

Next week there will be a court hearing to determine probable cause.

A 53-year old man in TN, convicted of child pornography, lost his wife when two of his neighbors set his house, um shanty, on fire.

It was well known in the community that the man had been arrested for having 100 pornographic pictures of young girls on his computer…his mom found them and turned him.

Neighbors decided to take justice into their own hands by trying to scare him off from setting his home on fire.

The child porn pervert got out but his wife died in the fire.

This man’s sexpid has led to his wife’s death and the two vigilantes being detained on first-degree murder and arson charges.

Who said, what a person does in their home, in the dark, doesn’t affect those around them?

A couple of fellows right up the street shot a 21-year old during a home invasion. Then on their way out they stopped and shot his 7-month old son who had been strapped in a car seat outside the home.

The cops are furious…and rightfully so.

The inhuman and unconscionable act of executing an innocent child….

The cops think the men who were in the home that had been invaded aren’t telling everything….COWARDS!

Shooting, execution style a 7-month old strapped in a car seat….

And there are still people who don’t buy the death penalty?

A sex offender in Arkansas – awaiting trial on child sex charges – tried to saw off his right leg hoping to escape.

Perhaps he had heard about animals doing that sort of thing to get out of a trap…and anybody who has sex with a child definitely falls into the animal category.

He sawed down to the bone of his right calf just above the electronic tracking anklet.

Had he succeeded he would have had a 48-hour head start before anyone started looking for him, 24 hours if you figure he had only one leg to run on.

AND…he could have deemed to be mentally unfit to stand trial.

Indeed…he is mentally unfit to live…raping and having sex with kids, cutting off his own leg…Where is the normality here?

He has been sentenced to fifty years in jail.

It’s not long enough and I don’t want to pay for it either.

A man…yeesh, it’s almost always the men….in FL was arrested for exposing himself to six girls.

He was charged with “lewd and lascivious exhibition in the presence of a person who is less than 16 years of age and exposure of a sexual organ in public in a vulgar or indecent manner.”

When the girls came out of their apartment clubhouse…there he was with his drawers dropped down by his knees.

The girls screamed and the man ran upstairs to have a seat to ????

He’s at a correctional facility in need of some serious readjustments.

We have heard that lawyers are scumbags….it’s true.

An assistant U.S. attorney from FL is in jail in Detroit.

Federal charges have been filed against him for flying to MI to have sex with a 5-year old.

The sexpidiot was apprehended in a sting operation. The sheriff’s office in Macomb County created an online persona for the purpose of catching people seeking to have illicit sexual contacts with minors.

The “very much of a family man” described online the various sexual acts he wanted to perform with the fictitious online person’s 5-year-old daughter.

Reassurances that the child would not need medical attention after the sexual acts –

“I’m always gentle and loving; not to worry; no damage ever; no rough stuff ever, ever. I’ve done it plenty.”

I think I am getting grossed out just writing this.

The attorney told his go-between to tell the 5-year-old, “You found her a sweet boyfriend who will bring her presents.”

The “pillar of the community” and “upstanding guy” “seemed like a typical U.S. attorney, very straight-laced, always very formal at all times,” said the stinger. ”I never would have suspected him involved in something like this in a million years.”

If convicted…he faces 60 years.

It is NOT enough time.

Knowing just how dangerous hospitals can be…perhaps from reading previous posts here at Wispid:

Part 6:  Choose Your Hospital Well (part 6) – man wakes up during his own autopsy!

Part 5 – Choose Your Hospital Well (part 5) – woman loses finger

Part 4 – Choose Your Hospital Well (part 4) – tools left inside after operation

Part 3 – Choose your hospital emergency room well

Part 2 – Choose Your Hospital Well …IF They Will Let You in

Part 1 – Hospitals Not So Safe Anymore?

A British hospital is taking precautionary measures by requiring patients to ask for permission at the hospital’s reception desk before they will be entrusted with the hazardous equipment.

Relatives and patients at the hospital used to knit squares and purl pieces that were turned into blankets and donated to charities. Then one day…a health safety knucklehead came along and didn’t like the box of wool and needles.

Thus a “sensible and proactive measure” was taken to ”avoid preventable accidents.”

Well, if I ever need to go to the hospital, I hope they send me there.

Get cut on, maybe.

Loose a finger, maybe.

Fall into a box of wool and knitting needles…not going to happen.