Sep 20th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
Jesus would be alarmed to know that his mother was a lemon, er, found in a lemon.
A Texas bar owner/police officer says his son saw the face of the Virgin Mary in a lemon slice.
The Watauga police force member said his son saw the Virgin Mary’s face on a lemon slice he was cutting for the business – Texas Billiard’s Bar.
Seems to me like somebody wants to give people the business, but…
The cop said at first he sort of saw the face. However, after taking a picture the image became more obvious.
The Methodist with a Baptist wife that don’t attend church every week are keeping the Madonna in their freezer.
Key word in this story….BAR.
Sep 20th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
What do you do when you are bored?
Stand around.
What do you do when you are naked?
Stand around in front of a window.
What do you do when you are bored and naked?
Put on your hat and try to rob the nearby convenience store.
A 24-year old naked man told police he tried to rob the convenience store because he “was bored.”
Try is an operative word here as well/.
The female clerk refused to give him any money and called 911 while he walked away still undressed.
I guess she figured he didn’t have any place to put the cash anyhow.
Sep 20th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
I thought the guy in Germany who hid dildos in his sausage (not THAT sausage) was a nut case.
Sexpids are down under, too.
An Australian burglar broke into his neighbor’s house and played sex games with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner!
He also used a piece of wood and a rubber glove.
He used porn mags for, um, well, I dunno.
The judge sentenced him to 12 months of community service instead of jail because he had a steady job for two years AND he had just become a father.
“Pop, whaddya doin’ with that vacuum cleaner and those rubber gloves? Can we do some male bonding, maybe?”
Sep 20th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A woman entered a sumo ring in Japan for first time ever.
So sacred is the ring that a female governor in Osaka and to relegate prize-giving duties to a subordinate because she wasn’t allowed in the ring to do so.
But…in the spirit of “help, bad spirits” a middle-aged woman jumped into the ring, partially anyway.
A wrestler, Takamisakari, and a referee kept her from getting all the way in.
Religion, fanaticism, spiritual motivations will cause people to try the most zany things….no?
Perhaps had the middle-aged woman been a few years younger and been willing to wear just the obi/sumo belt she would have received a better reception.