Archive for September 20th, 2007
Virgin Mary Spotted in a Lemon
Jesus would be alarmed to know that his mother was a lemon, er, found in a lemon.
A Texas bar owner/police officer says his son saw the face of the Virgin Mary in a lemon slice.
The Watauga police force member said his son saw the Virgin Mary’s face on a lemon slice he was cutting for [...]
114,000 Bottles of Beer on the Wall….Drunken Party Tonight, and Tomorrow and the Next Day and the Next and ….
There’s going to be a drunken party tonight…tomorrow…the day after…the next day and the next and the next….
I expect there will be lots of fodder and drunpidity as well.
In Mississauga, Ontario, 100,000 Moosehead Beers were stolen.
Somebody try and put that under your arm.
Two tractor-trailers with 70,000 cans and 44,000 bottles of Moosehead Lager were stolen.
The [...]
What to do when you are bored and naked.
What do you do when you are bored?
Stand around.
What do you do when you are naked?
Stand around in front of a window.
What do you do when you are bored and naked?
Put on your hat and try to rob the nearby convenience store.
A 24-year old naked man told police he tried to rob the convenience [...]
Prader-Willi Syndrome
Prader-Willi Syndrome is a rare genetic disorder that creates an overwhelming desire for food and an inability to feel full after eating.
I am pretty sure I have this disease.
There is a guy in Michigan who is big enough to be four-five guys who is absolutely sure that he has it .
Firefighters had to knock a [...]
Playing Sex Games with Toilet Detergent and a Vacuum Cleaner
I thought the guy in Germany who hid dildos in his sausage (not THAT sausage) was a nut case.
Sexpids are down under, too.
An Australian burglar broke into his neighbor’s house and played sex games with a bottle of toilet detergent and a vacuum cleaner!
He also used a piece of wood and a rubber glove.
He used [...]
Man Hides Dildos in a Sausage for Dubai Trip
It seems there are some pretty sexpid people in Germany, too.
A man, mind you, bought two large “Schwartenmagen” sausages.
Later he returned to ask the butcher to wrap and cool them until he left for Dubai the next day.
The butcher noticed the goods were a bit heavier than they should be and called the police.
The man [...]
Drunk Man Gets Stuck in Ex-girlfriend’s Chimney
This is the second guy in a week to get stuck in a chimney.
The first - Burglar Gets Stuck in Chimney, Prison Term
A drunk man had to be rescued when he got stuck trying to climb down a chimney of his former girlfriend at about 3:30am.
Amazingly, the drunk stumbled upon something I have been [...]
Image of Teen’s Private Parts Posted on Web Before He Commits Suicide
A teenager left a suicide note behind, “It was not something I made.”
He was referring to a photograph of his private parts that was posted on the Web and the disparaging remarks that accompanied it.
Four students have been arrested and accused of extorting money from the victim.
“School officials said the site introduced an athletic circle [...]
Ex-cop Tries to Force High School Girl into Hotel
A 34-year old former Metropolitan Police Department officer met a 15-year old high school through an online dating site.
When they met in person he took her to a hotel in Tokyo. However, when he tried to force her into a hotel room another officer passing by
prevented and arrested him.
The pervert was fired from the police [...]
Woman Enters Sumo Ring for First Time Ever
A woman entered a sumo ring in Japan for first time ever.
So sacred is the ring that a female governor in Osaka and to relegate prize-giving duties to a subordinate because she wasn’t allowed in the ring to do so.
But…in the spirit of “help, bad spirits” a middle-aged woman jumped into the ring, partially anyway.
A [...]
