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A mother approached school officials at an elementary school down under saying her son was urged to perform a sex act.

The ring leader, she said, exposed himself to the other students.

School officials admitted that the 6-year old also exposed other grade one pupils to sexual conversations.

Something like -

“Look what I got, Mary,” Bobby said after he unzipped.

“What is that?” Mary replied eyes wide open.

“I call him Bobby, Jr. Do you have one?” he asked knowing the real answer.

“Uh…no. Look!” as she pulled up her skirt and down on her panties.

“I thought so.”

“Can I play with yours, Bobby?” Mary asked, licking her lips.

“NO, WAY! You already broke yours off!”

When the cops decided to check out a Ford truck, they found inside a 26-year old man naked and sweating profusely.

In the back seat was his female dog…(not just a girl who looked like a dog) visibly shaken with its tail between its legs.

The man has been charged with public lewdness and could face felony charges for cruelty to an animal….jail for up to a year and a $4,000 fine.

Gives new meaning to the adage …”a man’s best friend is his dog.”

It wasn’t his homework and the Yale sophomore intended to delete his video production…a sex video of him and his then-girlfriend that he showed to his four suitemates.

The second year international student from Denmark filmed the episode without the knowledge of his partner.

The filmer – just “wanted to see if it worked.”

The filmee – he’s “a real scumbag” for doing it.

And to think…that America’s best, AND Denmark’s are attending Yale.

Meanwhile…police are in the evidence room checking their facts.

Like mom like grandma…both the 62-year old grandma and her daughter agreed to have sex with an undercover cop for $30….$15 each.

Take a look…they’d have to pay me to do the dirty and a whole lot more than $15 each.

Mom’s ex-husband and sister were at home during the sting….planning to, um, watch?

In Alabama…’nuff said. 

Mom said her boy “didn’t conceal his plan to work in the adult film industry after leaving the military.”I wasn’t happy at first by the choice that he made, but I wanted to have an open relationship with my son. There could have been a lot of things he could have gotten into. At least it’s legal.”

Adult-films, the 80 or so he appeared in may be legal but taking the action to a Washington State University sorority is illegal.

The 25 year old was arrested for second-degree rape, first-degree burglary, attempted residential burglary and two counts of residential burglary.

Mom, always a mom, “He is not an awful person. This is not something that he would do. He told me that he didn’t do that. He makes a living as a porn star. He gets paid to do this with people that are in the industry.”

Well, gee, then, I guess he should be let go, huh?

A man was so upset that a girl offered him sex at a spa, when all he wanted was a massage, that he reported it to the police.

The police smelled a prostitution ring…but needed a volunteer to get evidence.

“I’ll go! I’ll go!” said the offended.

And go he did….four times…

and come, too.

Too offended to be offered sex but not too offended to have sex to ‘help out the police’ in a sting operation….yeah, I guess that makes sense.

The lawyer for the prostitutes is countering:

1. her defendant is the victim. \

2. The conduct of the police and informant was so outrageous that her client was denied due process.

3. Police went too far when they allowed the informant to complete sex acts not once, but four times.

“A psychotherapist who treats prostitutes and lectures on sexual trauma was called as an expert witness and gave her opinion. ”When police officers act as johns and they traumatize a person unnecessarily, it is outrageous. I’m shocked.”

The police even paid the $40 fee each time the snitch went to the spa.

Excuse me…but I think I want to go see if I can get offered sex somewhere and find some police to hire me to get more info.