Wispid

I have been to the real Moscow, and Moscow, OH, but not Moscow, ID, thank goodness.

People there drive around in their SUVs while friends have sex, wild sex, very wild sex, wild enough to cause the driver to run into a telephone pole sex in the back seat.

A 22-year old man driving an SUV ran into a telephone poll and blamed the crash on his two friends having sex in the back seat.

Yeah, it’s hard to see where you are going when you want to see what’s going on in behind you.

The driver told police it was because it was top heavy….the SUV, or whomever was on top in the back seat, I am not sure…so, he lost control and met the telephone pole.

The 50-year old disabled woman was already dead…from pancreatic failure.

A 27-year old man shouted “this is YouTube material” as he urinated on her.

Yeah…let’s get a video of the man being locked in a jail cell while everyone else pisses all over him….and put it on YouTube.

The urinator…had been smoking pot and, sigh, drinking when he and two friends spotted her.

Before relieving himself on her, he poured a bucket of water on her and covered her with shaving cream.

The guy is off to court as everyone scratches their head and wonders what to charge him with.

How about drunpidity?