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Mom says that two men snatched her little girl from her while she walked down an alley.

The mom is now being held on suspicion of being an accessory to murder.

The mom’s boyfriend has been arrested as well.

The boyfriend showed up with an empty duffle bag that the police suspect he used to put the dead toddler in, maybe take a bus, and dump the body.

The boyfriend…a registered sex offender who has been convicted of child abuse and indecent exposure to minors and adults. Police records say he has also been arrested for kidnapping.

And now, the little girl

is missing.

She was last seen wearing a red, long-sleeve shirt with an elephant on the front, red sweat pants and pink princess shoes is missing.

She has straight brown hair, brown eyes, is about 3′ 6″ tall and weights about 45 pounds.

I recommend we put the boyfriend and the mom into a duffle bag and leave them there till they fess up to where the little girl is.

The 22-year old checked in to the exclusive Hilton Park Lane Hotel.

Crash, bang and ouch….he sat on the ledge, bleeding with cuts to his wrist, for three hours before throwing himself off as shocked workers in nearby office blocks watched in horror.

The man wouldn’t talk to police or his girlfriend, who urged him: “Get back in. We can talk about it.”

Apparently, they couldn’t talk about it.

Not only can love be blind, it can also be deaf and stupid, too.

There is never a reason, good or bad, to take your own life.

A 49-year old teacher has been arrested on three counts of a lewd act on a child and three counts of criminal sexual conduct with a child.

The warrants claim the female teacher had sex with a teenager at her house and in her car over a three-month period.

The woman was a special education teacher for a decade at the school but left when the school closed.

She went on to teach middle school until last month.

The ‘good teacher, and trusted member of the academic team’ devastated, dumbfounded, stunned and offended the school and its other workers….just to have sex with her students.

In a nearby school, earlier this month another middle school female teacher admitted to having sex with five boys and pleaded guilty to second-degree criminal sexual conduct and lewd act on a minor.

An 18-year old streaked across the stage at the high school’s homecoming pageant.

After witnesses are spoken to and names are marked off, the boy will be charged with lewdness in the presence of a minor…lots of young people were in the audience of 800.

It’s a sexual offense.

The streaker wore a bag over his head (ugly?) and had sunglasses on (where?).

What was the stupidest thing you ever did in high school?

Two Cubs fans who live in Indiana decided to name their kid after the Chicago Cubs Baseball Field.

Their last name is Fields as in W. C. They named their kid Wrigley.

His middle name is Spearmint Gum.

Actually, it’s Alexander.

Gee…I wonder what the kid is going to ask his friends to call him.

His friends will be heard asking, “Mom….can we go over to Wrigley Fields and play?”

More evidence that kids should be given the option of choosing their own parents, eh?

What’s the dumbest name you ever heard for a kid?

As for me…I’m glad my parents named me Bill….that’s what everybody calls me.

Buddha needed help to take a Bath and was was also unable to fend for himself.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised when Mohammed calls on knuckleheads to defend him when he was the butt of a joke in a Bangladesh cartoon.

The cartoon featured a conversation between a mullah and a child and ended with

a joke about the Prophet Mohammed’s name.

Street clashes broke out after a Bangla-language newspaper published the offending cartoon that insulted Muslims.

The demonstrators demanded the execution of the paper’s editor and burned effigies.

The cartoonist, has been jailed for a month after the government said his drawings had insulted Muslims.

I say…let Mohammed fight his own battles…

What do you think?

Two nursery school kids were brought to school by their parents.

However, mom….and dad…didn’t come back to pick them up…for over two years.

Yeah…that’s pretty ridiculous.

But, even more so, the school did NOT report to anyone that the parents didn’t come back. The school instead let the two little girls live at the nursery school for the two years.

Say what!?

“We knew the guidelines, but didn’t report the case because we thought that their parents would take them back sooner or later,” the principal said.

When the parents were finally hunted down after someone left a tip to the local government –

“I’m sorry for my children. But I couldn’t care for them due to money and health problems,” said mom.

Where’d the girls get their clothes? Who fed them? Who took them out to play? What’d they do on weekends? Didn’t they little ones wonder where mom and dad were?

The religious nut cases are out.

In Bangladesh Mohammed Needs Knuckleheads to Defend Him.

In Nairobi, Ugandan police have arrested 12 leaders of a doomsday cult that are preaching the floods in the north and east of the country are signs the end of the world is coming.

In 2000 another group killed nearly 800 followers in massacres and a mass suicide after its prediction the world would end failed to come true.

“We sent our investigation team who found cult members praying and claiming they are prophets sent by God with 18 commandments to preach the end of the world,” said a police commander.

According to one preacher, there are five signs to the end of the world.

1. HIV/AIDS epidemic

2. famine

3. earthquakes

4. floods

5. hailstones.

Gosh…they have one more calamity to go. What’s the rush?

These days kids not only have to choose their parents better, they need to choose their grandparents and maybe great grandparents better, too.

A judge has had to order a family to bury the baby…a mummified baby that has been passed down for generations.

“Baby John” is treated as a family member, getting cards during holidays and even a dried up fish as a pet.

The baby’s remains have been seized pending the results of a DNA test proving it belongs to the family.

The man in possession of the mummy said, “I’ve never treated him like a joke. No weirdness was going on.”

“It’s one of the few things from our family past that we have left,” the man wrote in a petition to the court. “And when I pass on, I was looking forward to passing it on to another family member, to keep some of the history for future family members.”

To Jerry (my brother) I leave $20 million.

To Bill (that’s me) I leave “Baby John.”

Eat your heart out, Jerry!