Wispid

I spend time here writing about how stupid people can be when it comes to sex in sincere hopes that it will educate many and help just a little to turn off the valve of despicableness that can come out.

Police need help.

Police say, it can’t get worse than what happened to this little girl…and they (police) are asking for help.

“It’s as awful as you can imagine. It’s explicit and just about the worst you can imagine.

“It’s cases like that that push you towards the edge, if you know what I mean. This is obviously not the first time this subject has done that. Therefore, there could be hundreds of victims. We don’t have any way of knowing, but the guy needs to be taken off the streets.”

Here’s a picture of the little girl

and the man.

Please call 702-385-555 if you have any information.

A 44-year old pervert circumvented the firewall in the free access computer in the first-class lounge at the Melbourne Airport.

A couple of passers-by caught what he was downloading and turned him in and he was arrested.

Let’s see…smart enough to get around a firewall but not smart enough to protect the viewer or to NOT download the child porn in the first place!!!

Some 57 images were downloaded at the airport and stored on the pc’s hard drive.

He faces a maximum penalty of 10 years….and NONE of it in first-class.

A 43-year old guy was in bed telling his 48-year old first wife about his newly wed second wife, in her 30s.

Is this guy nuts?

Yup…his wife went after his nuts or the closest thing she could find to them and started hacking away.

A bloody motorcycle ride to a nearby hospital and 11 stitches later to reattach his organ and the guy will never talk about sex with the other wife.

He can, however, after healing of course, concentrate on the new second wife since the butcher (could be why he wanted a second wife) now faces a three-year jail term.

So, which is more stupid – telling his wife about the second woman in bed, or getting married two times?

It’s not too early to start thinking about Christmas presents.

For many in beauty-conscious Venezuela, 15-years old is not too early either.

The breast implant gift fad has grown to the point that even the president of Venezuela has found the need to weigh in on it.

“Now some people think, ‘My daughter’s turning 15, let’s give her breast enlargements.’ That’s horrible. It’s the ultimate degeneration,” said the prez.

The oil-rich country is well known for its beauty queens, plastic surgery and widespread spending on consumer luxuries, not to mention its many knuckleheaded parents.

Venezuelan girls celebrate coming-of-age at the age of 15….too often

under the knife.

When would you go under the knife to improve your appearance?

I can’t figure out which category this belongs in…drunk and stupid or sex and stupid.

A 49-year old deputy principal of a junior high school invited a 26-year old woman to a bar in Tokyo.

After the young lady got drunk and passed out…the old geezer took off her clothes, underwear, too and took pictures of her with his cell phone camera.

They didn’t know each other but had met at a train stop after the old fellow, drunk, had fell asleep and missed his stop.

To pass the time before the first train came…the two went to a bar.

It seems…the old guy occupied himself more in the passing of time.

Drunk and stupid or sex and stupid?

What is it with pretty (my taste) teachers having sex with their students?

Seriously. Please explain…somebody, anybody.

A 42-year old former high school district teacher of the year was arraigned on criminal sexual conduct – accused of having sex with her teenage student.

The married mother of two taught French for 15 years, which is how long she could go to jail for.

The 17-year old boy’s mom found evidence of a relationship on the boy’s computer…then called police.

The boy is saying they had sex at her home and in the car.

15 years in jail and she won’t be the looker she is now.