Wispid

While University of Washington was winning its game on the field, two season ticket holders were also scoring (having sex) in a bathroom stall.

Police caught up with them AFTER they had finished doing their dirty with one another.

When asked to produce tickets, the guy couldn’t find his, and the girl’s was in her pants which were on inside out….her pants, NOT the ticket was inside out.

The two are facing up to 90 days in jail and a fine of $1,000.

The girl confessed – “I know, I know, I did it!” Her first time?

The guy, “Whatever, no big deal.”

Guess, he didn’t enjoy it as much as she did.

UW won the game.

The couple lost.

Talk about hard and firm. It would be like that if climbers were allowed nudity on Mt. Everest.

But, Nepal says, “Keep your clothes on.”

Attempts to set obscene records are also banned.

Let me see….Oh! THAT!

Last year, a Nepali climber claimed the world’s highest display of nudity when he disrobed for several minutes at the top…in minus 10 degrees Celsius.

Mt. Everest is worshiped as a god by those living at its foot.

There are fools who worship nudity, too…or think it’s the most important thing on earth…same thing as worship.

What’s the dumbest thing you ever did with no clothes on.