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China has banned ’sexual sounds’ on television.

The State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has their ax sharpened and they are hacking away…first reality shows featuring sex changes and plastic surgery, then talent contests during prime-time and now sexual sounds.

“Sexually suggestive advertisements and scenes showing how women are influenced into a life of crime are detrimental to society.”

I am not sure I get the connection between the suggestive ads and influenced into a life of crime…but, I agree, both can be detrimental to society.

“Commercials containing sexually provocative sounds or tantalizing language as well as vulgar advertisements for breast enhancement and female underwear are banned, effective immediately.”

SARFT has cleaned up 1,466 advertisements worth $246 million in the past two months from China’s airwaves.

I live in a free society where people are free to do anything. Problem is, some people will do absolutely anything.

In China, it’s not that way.

Still…I prefer the freedom.

A couple’s, 31- and 33-year old, mobile home caught on fire.

Alert as frozen pancake syrup, the couple grabbed their pet dogs and ran…

leaving their 4-year old boy behind.

A firefighter rescued the boy who had to be treated for smoke inhalation.

The firefighters only learned of the boy because the couple told them that they had forgotten the boy inside.

The couple faces charges of reckless endangerment,

The boy…desperately needs a new set of parents.

Two UW-Madison students were approached by a 56-year old geezer asking the two guys whose age together did not add up to his if they wanted some “recreational sex.’

The guy tapped on the window of a dorm and when the student met him at the door he asked him for sex and got the door slammed in his face.

When the boy’s roommate followed the man, the old fart turned around and asked the second boy the same question.

A short time later, the police found gramps and arrested him.

It’s the second time the guy has gotten himself in trouble on UW land…the first for disorderly conduct and alcohol.

While University of Washington was winning its game on the field, two season ticket holders were also scoring (having sex) in a bathroom stall.

Police caught up with them AFTER they had finished doing their dirty with one another.

When asked to produce tickets, the guy couldn’t find his, and the girl’s was in her pants which were on inside out….her pants, NOT the ticket was inside out.

The two are facing up to 90 days in jail and a fine of $1,000.

The girl confessed – “I know, I know, I did it!” Her first time?

The guy, “Whatever, no big deal.”

Guess, he didn’t enjoy it as much as she did.

UW won the game.

The couple lost.

Talk about hard and firm. It would be like that if climbers were allowed nudity on Mt. Everest.

But, Nepal says, “Keep your clothes on.”

Attempts to set obscene records are also banned.

Let me see….Oh! THAT!

Last year, a Nepali climber claimed the world’s highest display of nudity when he disrobed for several minutes at the top…in minus 10 degrees Celsius.

Mt. Everest is worshiped as a god by those living at its foot.

There are fools who worship nudity, too…or think it’s the most important thing on earth…same thing as worship.

What’s the dumbest thing you ever did with no clothes on.

An unemployed man in Japan admitted that he put obscene images – a man and a woman doing the dirty – on his mobile phone site….they have those in Japan.

He said, “I wanted to increase my income by raising my site’s page views.”

Hmmm….

The man earned 100,000 yen ($900ish) a month in ad revenue from the site.

HHHMmmm…..

He is the first person to be arrested for placing obscene video images on a mobile phone site say investigators.

No doubt…men AND women want to see sex videos.

Married Couple’s Sex Video Posted on Web Site Worth 200 Million

On three different occasions between Dec. ‘06 and Feb. ‘06 a 47-year old teacher went cavorting with a high school girl.

He took her skiing, to a hotel and to a shopping mall when she was 17-years old.

The indecent behavior took place in a car parked in a shopping mall…

Yeah, I am thinking he had her at a ski resort and a hotel, but he got caught in a car at the shopping mall.

Everybody knows where a girl’s mind is when they are at the mall.

Was it worth it to the teacher to lose his career, at 47, for tryst with a 17-year old?

The girl said, There are some things I shouldn’t have done, but I want the teacher to reflect on his actions too.”

He’ll have plenty of time to reflect on it when he sits home without a job and a paycheck.