Archive for September 27th, 2007
9th Child Born in SUV
The family has a new baby, Carlee, named by dad AFTER the car because she was born IN the car.
Way to go, Dad.
Mom told him she wasn’t going to make it to the hospital if he delayed, but the stay-at-home dad insisted on making coffee and getting the kids off to school before they went [...]
Lover gets death penalty for kiss-and-kill pill
Watch out for those Chinese women!
They are hot.
And their kisses can kill…literally.
A Chinese girl passed a capsule filled with rat poison from her mouth to her long-time lover’s during a kiss.
The couple had a pack -” if either one of them cheated on the other, he or she would have to die.”
When she saw him [...]
Princeton University Students Arrested for Drunk Golf Cart Driving
Driving a golf cart around campus at 2:20am in the morning, fast enough to roll the thing and throw your buddy out are good indications that the driver’s ability may be impaired somewhat ( a lot? ).
Hitting a police car is a dead giveaway.
Thankfully, the two 21-year olds didn’t have to die.
However, one was arrested [...]
The Magic Comedian Wants to Make Sexual Assault Charges Disappear
“Watch me pull something out of my pocket, little girl.”
“Can you hold this for me?”
“What’s that you have tucked inside your…?”
A professional magician was charged with multiple counts of sexual assaults on little girls over a 10-year period.
As soon as one 14-year old stepped forward, another accuser stepped forward saying he assaulted her, too…for about ten [...]
Woman Refused by 12 Hospitals Has Miscarriage
“It’s okay, dear. You are at the hospital now. Just give me a few moments to make a phone call.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
“No.”
12 phone calls later and the head of the hospital still had no takers to help the woman who was going to give birth to a premature baby.
“Well, if it can’t be helped.”
Finally, a doctor friend [...]
Cake Laced with Sleeping Pills Leads to Death
A 37-year old construction worker thought his girlfriend was ‘playing around on him.’
So, he baked her a cake and laced it with sleeping pills.
After she passed out, he strangled her and abandoned the body.
He then turned himself into the police.
Topless Beach in Cornwall
There’s a topless beach called the Porthemmet Beach in Cornwall.
It’s the largest in the country AND the only in Britain to allow topless sunbathing.
If you need directions tell anyone in the city that you are an *emmet (secret password) and the locals will give you directions AND you will fit right in.
If the locals tell [...]
