Wispid

Sex perverts are starting out younger and they are not just the fellas.

A 17-year old girl forced a younger girl to perform degrading sexual acts on several males at the victim’s home while the victim’s mother was held at knife point over a period of five days.

The offender was placed on a sex offender’s register and sentenced to two years of a community service.

That’s it?

Forcing a young girl to do horrific sexual acts while her mom watches from the wrong end of a knife and all she gets is two years of community service?!!

Were it a young boy…the punishment would have been much different, methinks.

A thief made off with 350 bras.

I couldn’t do it…I’d have to stop and take a look. There is no way I could just grab the undies and run.

Good news for the girls, nobody was wearing the bras when the thief stole the undergarments from a Victoria’s Secret store in broad daylight.

The anti-theft tags hooked on the bras didn’t tip off the store employees.

This thief was good…bra hooks, and anti-theft hooks.

Surveillance cameras didn’t catch him/her either.

Maybe they should check out the lady who went it with a 32a size and came out with a 56DD size.

Now if he was really really good, he could have gotten them off the girls without getting caught.

Motorists in New South Wales complained that there are insufficient signs off a side street saying there is a speed camera set up.

(I never understood why police need to inform motorists of such things, but then… there are lots of things I don’t understand.)

A lawyer offered to write a letter on behalf the motorists to complain…if each of 1000 people paid him $110 each to do so.

And, they did…all 1,000 of them.

So, which is more stupid, a lawyer charging people to do something they can do for free….or to pay him to do it?

There is no consolation in knowing that female teachers in Japan can be sexpidiots, too.

A 42-year old female junior high school music teacher was caught with the student in her car when the car was stopped at a traffic checkpoint.

The police were looking for the women at her family’s request. Through the course of questioning, their tryst was found out.

The teacher admitted to the allegations.

“I was with him for several days (before my arrest),” she told police.

The board of education responded – “We were surprised when we were contacted by police. We heard that she was an earnest-working teacher.”

Indeed, she did her best to know (in the Biblical sense) her students.

A government air traffic controller was unable to maintain ground control of his own desires when he paid a 16-year-old schoolgirl 30,000 ($250) for sex at a Kanagawa hotel.

The 24-year old has admitted to the accusations.

The two met through a mobile phone matchmaking site.

Moms, dads! Take the cell phone away!!!