Wispid

The Worst Bowler Ever threw a bowling ball off a highway overpass.
Three teens came up with three more items (one each?) that also should NOT be thrown off a highway overpass.

1. A balloon filled with ketchup
2. A balloon filled with mustard
3. A balloon filled with honey

Investigators have surveillance tape of one of the knuckleheads buying the ingredients.
There’s a reason why some criminals are NOT that hard to catch.