Wispid

A knuckleheaded woman has a 5′ 2″ 72 lb penis that is 3′ in diameter in her kitchen.

She sculpted it over the course of 4 months out of plaster of Paris, a garden hose, vacuum hose (the veins) and lots of duct tape.

It was created for the 2006 international AIDS conference in Toronto.

Problem is…when the Toronto conference was finished…what to do?

So, she put the giant on eBay…for 12 hours…and then she got kicked off.

Yeah…how does she like it when someone tells her that her penis has to go, huh?

“The short version of how to find the aforementioned item. Go to eBay.com (Note: Not eBay.ca) and type Womans Perspective (note spelling) into the search box, and then launch it.

Click onto the camera icon of the item described as “erotic art abstract AIDS sculpture,” up pops a picture and, voila, there it is — in all its manly glory.”

I wonder how much I could get for my….

Nah…they’d probably make me pay.