Wispid

School has started….get out the stripper poles.

Parents might be happy that the kids are away, getting an education, making good use of the $25K year it’s costing them to send little Jennie, Barbie or Katie to university.

Might is the key word…

If pop knew that his little girl spent last weekend getting acquainted with the boys at the neighboring frat houses, he’d be plenty antsy. No doubt, that is where she was.

If pop knew there was booze, plenty of it, flowing freely to loosen everyone up, he’d pace the floor. No doubt, his little girl was feeling pretty loose as well.

If pop knew that the frat houses had installed stripper poles so that the guys could enjoy the evening more by watching the girls….Pop would be out the door.

Girls who use the pole say it gives them a sense of empowerment…that they’ve taken charge of their sexuality….

Uh…no!! It means they are drunk and entertaining a bunch of drunken college kids is what it means.

Hurry, Pop!