Wispid

A 28-year old bank employee assaulted a taxi driver and stole his cab in the early hours…just before 2am.

All was well….the guy had called the taxi to get a ride home…smart so far.

But, then the drunk fell asleep.

When the taxi driver woke him up to ask him where his home was, the man got irate, hit the man in the face and stomach and then escaped with the car.

The police later found the car and the drunk wobbling around nearby.

That is NOT why drunks are told to take a taxi home if they are too soused to drive. Now, is it?