Wispid

A 43-year old guy was in bed telling his 48-year old first wife about his newly wed second wife, in her 30s.

Is this guy nuts?

Yup…his wife went after his nuts or the closest thing she could find to them and started hacking away.

A bloody motorcycle ride to a nearby hospital and 11 stitches later to reattach his organ and the guy will never talk about sex with the other wife.

He can, however, after healing of course, concentrate on the new second wife since the butcher (could be why he wanted a second wife) now faces a three-year jail term.

So, which is more stupid – telling his wife about the second woman in bed, or getting married two times?