Wispid

The church where former president George Bush attended while growing up and where his parents’ funerals were held was being investigated for having a computer with child porn images on it.

The lawyer decided to take the fall by destroying the computer.

The lawyer faces 14 months in prison for obstructing an FBI investigation that led to the conviction of the church’s music director for having child porn.

Meanwhile, the ex-prez is seeing a counselor and facing hypnotism to see if there might have been something in his past.

A 30-year old man who was having a fight with his 26-year old girl friend decided to take it out on an 18-month old toddler by punching the little girl in the face and then assaulting her mother (the girlfriend, too?)

He’s in jail.

18-months old are lining up everywhere to take turns at his face.

Sometimes there is justice in the world.

A lawyer who was accused of breaking into a pharmacy jumped head first from a fifth story ledge and landed on the roof, head first, of a two story building…and survived.

Paramedics found him verbal, obviously, and conscious.

The first thing he likely said, “I’m going to sue the building that got in the way of my suicide attempt!”