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A police sergeant, no less, was arrested for molesting a high school girl on a train while he was going to work and she going to school.

The cop, 36 - the girl – 16.

The pervert lifted up her skirt and fondled her body for about 10 minutes at 7 am.

10 minutes! Okay, I give up, why did it take so long for her to react?

When the train arrived at the next station, the girl turned him in.

The sergeant admitted to the allegations – “I molested her because she was my type.”

Seriously, why did it take her so long to react?

A 37-year old prostitute was found to have snorted cocaine off her eight-week old son’s stomach while breastfeeding him.

She performed oral sex on at least two johns while her kids waited for her, awake in the back seat.

The woman was finally arrested in a sting operation after offering to perform sex on a undercover cop for money…while her kids waited in the car.

Besides prostitution charges, the woman has also been charged with endangering the welfare of a child and reckless endangerment.

How about we just lock the woman up and lose the keys?

The 54-year old vice principal of an elementary school in Sapporo, the capital of Japan’s northern most main island of Hokkaido was arrested for submitting child porn to at least 26 magazines. He was caught paying an underaged girl (16) for sex.

He was making almost $2,000/month in his side business. Over seven years he reaped some 18 million yen ($150K).

The pervert is quoted as saying – “I’m really famous among readers of magazines where you can send in pictures.”

He also took part in a published discussion on how to seduce young girls. He wrote a column for another pedophile publication.

Administration and faculty and parents and kids were gathered together to give reassurance that quality education would continue.

The biggest lesson of the day for the kids – you can’t trust your teachers either.

South Africans lined up to learn about sex toys and pole-dancing at the first sex fair ever in the traditionally conservative Christian country.

Just 15 years ago, South Africa was still ruled by “Afrikaners, the white descendants of the original, largely Puritan Dutch and French settlers.”

When the white minority rule ended – a new constitution was established:

1. hard-core porn poured out

2. sex shops blossomed

3. strip clubs revealed all

South Africa also now has one of the world’s worst AIDS epidemics – about one in eight of its 47 million people are infected with HIV.

Each day, 1000 die from AIDS and another 1,500 contract it.

Apartheid sucked. So, does abuse of freedom and all manner of sexual activity going unchecked.

A German dude had a great time getting soused at Munich’s Oktoberfest. That is until he got stuck in a chimney for 12 hours.

When the 27-year old came home he couldn’t find his friend. So, he climbed up on the roof (isn’t that what you usually do when you can’t get into a house?).

He thought he found a gap in the wall between the two houses, then fell about 100 feet head first into a chimney.

A janitor heard him calling for help about 12 hours later.

Somehow, he managed to get all of his clothes OFF to help him squeeze back up.

Firefighters are great men….pulling a drunk and naked guy out of a chimney who hadn’t, presumably, been able to relieve himself for 12 hours.

There’s a Buddha on display  in the window of the Saint Giles Street Gallery in Norwich.

Detectives from a ‘hate crime unit’ have ordered the keeper of Buddha to have him do a permanent about face.

A banana and eggs strategically placed to look like a penis and nuts were causing causing religious offence to passers-by and complaints came in to the police station.

A compromise that ensured freedom of artistic expression and which prevented offence being caused was reached when Buddha was turned around.

Uh…and what are Buddha’s thoughts on this matter, I wonder?

Right…it’s just a piece of stone.

A 28-year old Land, Infrastructure and Transport Ministry ship inspector was arrested for exposing his private parts at a woman in a dormitory for government workers.

A 25-year old woman was visiting the dormitory where he lived when the guy decided she might want to meet his junior.

An acquaintance of the girl alerted police and the guy admitted to the allegations.

“Pssst! Sweety! Junior wants to say hello.”

And that is fun because of why?

I think the man’s lawyer should be locked in the room with the 53-year old man who has ADMITTED to having sex with his daughter over a 14-year period.

The man has also ADMITTED to having sex with dogs and a horse over a 16-year period.

The man also had already served a two-year sentence for a conviction of sexual assault with his daughter and other children.

However, his female defense lawyer said her client was OK with a lengthy wait for being tagged as an offender because “I don’t think he’s a dangerous offender.”

Golly, I wonder what would constitute a dangerous offender in her mind.

The man showed porn to the little girl, tried to force his daughter to have sex with the dogs, (he being one of the dogs) and when the dogs wouldn’t do it with him, he killed the animal.

First…shoot the lawyer…then kill this animal.

A 20-year old volunteer church youth leader has been accused of sexual assault on a 14-year old girl.

The volunteer had been removed from his youth leader position for kissing another girl.

The brain dead youth helper also had asked a pastor of the church where he committed the assaults and the father of the 14-year old to write a letter of reference for him when he applied to a new church.

And, what would he like them to tell the new church that he is good at?

Defaming the church? He’s good at that.

Destroying trust? Great at that, too.

Hurting kids? Yup…the guy’s a ringer.