Wispid

The 46-year old man had to keep calling and calling and calling the local CVS pharmacy to speak to the same girl cause he just had to know what she thought of the nude photos he took of himself.

Judging from nothing but his mug shot, the man should have been arrested for scaring people too far ahead of Halloween.

Police say he didn’t violate the law for having the nude pictures developed but because he kept badgering the store clerk.

There should be another law that prevents a man like this from showing himself, too.

A couple of, 33- and 26- years old left their 1-year old boy and 5-month old girl in their Ford Expedition at around 8pm while they went into the restaurant to sip margaritas for about half an hour.

Mom said she drove their drunk with the children in the car.

When asked if she regretted her actions – nope was the reply.

Passersby alerted the police.

The children were turned over to a family member and the poor excuse for parents – one is free on $10,000 bond and the other is being held in jail on $7,500 bond.

A man was arrested for trespassing.

Too drunk to recognize that his key did not work the door, he was not at home, the furniture was different and his dog was gone, a man broke into a home and offered a drink to the real owner when he arrived home.

The drunk’s home was two doors down.

It reminds me of a story of a drunk who was driven home by some cops.

“Thassh my street, offizzzer.”

“You sure?”

“Thassh my house, offizzer.”

“Are you sure”

“And, thassh my front door, too.”

“Let me walk you in.”

“See? Thassh the steps leadin’ to me bedroom.”

“Okay…I’ll take you upstairs.”

“An’ look offizzzer…see that man in my bed with my wife? Thasssh me!”

A state lawmaker was teaching a high school class how a bill becomes a law when the image he flashed was a nude woman flashing.

The state rep inserted his memory stick and an image of a topless woman appeared instead of the graphics presentation he had downloaded.

The students became interested in even more graphic details, I assume and perhaps what else he might have inserted and where.

Some seniors in the civics class snickered.

Further examination of the memory stick found it loaded with nude images in addition to his presentation.

“I have no idea where these came from,” said the democrat.

Yeah, and he didn’t REALLY look at them either.

Mom wanted to give her little girls peace.

She called the 2- and 4-year old’s father and told him he didn’t need to worry anymore because they were at peace.

When he ran home, he found them drowned in the bath tub.

I can think of another way to give the girls peace, can’t you?

How about putting mom in the bath tub and seeing how long she can hold her breath?