Archive for October 4th, 2007
Kill Me or Be Raped insists Drunk Dad
A drunk step dad dragged his 13-year old step daughter out of bed and forced her into a chair.
“Either I rape you or you kill me.”
He then cut his own wrists in front of her.
Miraculously, they did NOT let him just die.
Apparently when drunk, men can get their own miraculous powers - he beat his [...]
3-year old’s Nude Photo Found in Day Car Worker’s Lost Wallet
An 18-year old boy/man who was working at the day care center owned by his grandparents lost his wallet.
The wallet was found at a store.
When police looked inside to find out who the owner was, they found an ID and a picture of a naked little girl.
Uh oh!
The man who had worked at the day [...]
Mom Throws Tennis Coach Out for Having Sex with Her Daughter, Returns to Party
A mom came home early from a party to find her 13-year old daughter in bed with her 29-year old female former tennis professional and coach.
Mom screamed…the girl ran…the tennis pro covered her head with the sheets.
All three gathered downstairs and mom had her say.
The tennis pro left and mom took her little girl and [...]
Judge Steps Down for Spanking Inmates and Other Legal Problems
“I will be a judge the judges of the 13th Judicial Circuit, my family and friends, and all citizens will be proud of.”
Yup…his family and friends were probably proud of the fact that he unduly helped them with their legal problems and took away cases from other judges to change the legal status of defendants [...]
Drunk Taunts Police
People do ‘fun’ things when they get drunk….like taunting the police.
A man called the police about 10 times from his cell phone -
“I’m hammered … come get me.”
“I’m drunk and giving you guys clues and you still haven’t found me.”
“nah nah nah ne naaaah nah”
Two hours later, the drunpidiot pulled up in front of [...]
Unneeded Double Mastectomy
A 35-year old woman had her lab reports mixed up by a medical lab.
Yup…it’s not going to be a happy ending.
A lab technician admitted cutting corners, leading to the wrong woman being cut on, while labeling tissue specimens.
Three very big problems -
1. The double mastectomy is complete though the woman didn’t need it
AND [...]
Lawyer vs. Two Teens with a BB Gun - Guess Who Wins.
Two teenagers with a BB gun took pot shots at a lawyer.
I’m with you…I really want the teenagers to win this one…but…
The lawyer, nicknamed ‘Dr. Death’ NOT because of his courtroom activities but because he is a long time rugby player went after the kids.
Enduring more shots he kept at them until he (54) tackled [...]
Yet another surprising reason to stay out of bars….or not.
I am not a bar hopper or a drinker for that matter. Regular visitors will gather that from the drunk and stupid reports I regularly post here.
But, I am still surprised at the stupid things that happen when people get together in bars and drink and bet and harass one another and…get DNA tests.
A Czech couple, [...]
Nuns Bounced to Pay Settlement for Convicted Pedophile Priests
The nuns at a convent in southern California are being told to leave so the archdiocese can sell the building to pay an out-of-court settlement of $660 million to pay victims of pedophile priests.
Three nuns are being evicted and the end of the year is the deadline.
508 accusers of 221 priests and other male employees [...]
Drinking and Lawn Mowing Don’t Mix
A drunk dude tried to outrun the police on his lawnmower.
The lawnmowing knothead was caught by the police who chased him down…on foot.
The guy wouldn’t take a sobriety test but police concluded that the case of beer he had strapped to his vehicle might have some connection to his erratic driving unskills.
The knucklehead now faces [...]
