Oct 6th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A woman has accused a pastor and the devil of sexually assaulting her and the Michigan Supreme Court has agreed to review the case.
A 55-year old pastor was convicted of sexually assaulting a female church member during and exorcism.
The first time around a key piece of testimony was left out – the woman said she “had been raped by a demon” sexually assaulted by Satan himself, who, btw, was living in her attic.
The woman also says her minister-father sexually assaulted her.
The pastor, not her father, who conducted the exorcism in front of more than 100 people was convicted of fourth-degree sexual assault – unwanted touching without force.
His lawyer thinks the woman’s credibility might be a bit questionable.
Really now?
Oct 6th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
It was a policeman!!!
A sergeant in Japan’s Metropolitan Police Department is facing charges of using his mobile phone camera to take pictures up a little school girl’s skirt.
Good grief!!
The cop is 31-years old – the girl a high schooler.
He has admitted to the charges and submitted his resignation.
The act took place as he followed the girl up an escalator.
With the super micro-mini skirts the girls wear, it wouldn’t have been hard to do.
But…he got caught when the girl saw what he was doing and created a ruckus.
Other police officers came with their cameras, and arrested the sergeant who was on his way home after completing a night-shift duty.
A policeman!?
Oct 6th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
What could a 30-year old woman possibly want to do with an 8-year old boy?
I guess we, I, don’t want to know.
The woman was arrested for having sexual contact with the 2nd grader.
She’s been charged with criminal sexual penetration of a child and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
The boy’s grandmother alerted police.
There is no consolation in knowing that men are NOT the only perverts that need to be dealt with.
Just think, if she had tattoos, there might have been an orangutan that would be interested.
Oct 6th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | one comment »
Sibu the orangutan showed his Dutch keepers that his sexual interests are in blondes with tattoos. (I don’t know about you but I do NOT want to know HOW he showed the preference.)
The blondes believe it. They can’t tell the orangutan from most fellows who show preference in them.
The orangutan was supposed to be the breeding male when he arrived two years ago. (To get a job as a breeding male, apply here.)
But he won’t do other orangutans…he wants pretty little blonde Dutch girls.
Who could blame him?
Sibu, however, also wants the girls tattooed. Something about the heavily-tattooed keeper who reared him.
So, he has a mom-fetish as well?
Is this why most girls think boys are just a different kind of monkey?
