Archive for October 10th, 2007
6-year old drives car to Applebee’s, crashes
The cops said, “he was so cute, so matter-of-fact about it.”
Yeah, and he didn’t kill anybody either.
A 6-year old boy wanted to go to Applebee’s but nobody would take him.
So, he got the keys and tried to drive himself there.
WHERE’s HIS PARENTS!!???
At about 8:30 am he grabbed his grandmother’s keys, moved his booster seat from [...]
Driving Instructor Exposes ‘Junior’ for the Third Time
Seems the former Ohio State Patrol trooper can’t keep ‘junior’ under control.
He has been charged three times with exposing his genital area while conducting driving lessons.
A 59-year old is picking on 15-year olds.
Uh…what about the first two times?
The man is out on bond pending court appearances in November and December.
Meanwhile he continues to teach kids how [...]
Virgin Sues Virgin Mobile
Virgin Mobile lifted a photo from Yahoo’s photo-sharing website, Flickr and did not credit the photographer.
Virgin Mobile Australia used the picture of a 16-year old Texan girl flashing the peace sign at a church carwash in their campaign “Are You With Us or What?”
In the ad, the campaign slogan reads - “Free text virgin to [...]
Fragments of a White Garment Worn by Pope John Paul II For Sale
Religious nut cases, the Catholic kind or otherwise, can apply by email, fax or snail mail for pieces of a white garment worn by the late John Paul II, to augment their prayers.
The gown has been cut into 100,000 pieces.
The faithful also receive a ‘holy card’ and a prayer to “obtain graces through the intercession [...]
Strip Club Pole Dancer Wins Worker’s Comp Award
An Indiana appeals court awarded a strip club pole dancer worker’s compensation when she was injured while performing.
She might even be eligible for double compensation.
She injured her neck dancing at the Shangri-La in Fort Wayne and had to have surgery.
Shangri-La appealed - they didn’t have a worker’s compensation policy and was not approved as a self-insurer…they [...]
Hospital Gives Man Vodka Drip-feed
When an Australian hospital ran out of the medical alcohol (do they have that sort of thing?) that it needed doctors fed an Italian tourist with a vodka drip-feed.
The tourist had ingested antifreeze and the treatment in such a case is pure alcohol.
However, when the hospital ran out (does anybody wonder why?) the hospital stuck a tube [...]
Mom Drowns 2-month old Son, asks for Divorce
A 35-year old Japanese woman, ‘tired of taking care of’ her 2-month old son (she sure wore out fast)
1. drowned the little boy,
2. went to the other room and told her husband she wanted a divorce,
3. then left the apartment.
She’ll get the divorce after she spends a year or so in jail.
And, she’ll [...]
