Wispid

The cops said, “he was so cute, so matter-of-fact about it.”

Yeah, and he didn’t kill anybody either.

A 6-year old boy wanted to go to Applebee’s but nobody would take him.

So, he got the keys and tried to drive himself there.

WHERE’s HIS PARENTS!!???

At about 8:30 am he grabbed his grandmother’s keys, moved his booster seat from the back to the driver’s seat and put the car in reverse.

47 feet before he hit a curb.

Another 30 feet before he struck a transformer and knocked out the power in the neighborhood.

The boy won’t be charged but the car will need repairing.

And where was grandma when all this was going on?

Who knows?

Seems the former Ohio State Patrol trooper can’t keep ‘junior’ under control.

He has been charged three times with exposing his genital area while conducting driving lessons.

A 59-year old is picking on 15-year olds.

Uh…what about the first two times?

The man is out on bond pending court appearances in November and December.

Meanwhile he continues to teach kids how NOT to keep their eyes on the road.

His third court date is in January.

Let’s see…let the guy who has been accused twice of exposing himself continue to teach kids…or not….

How hard of a decision can that be?

Virgin Mobile lifted a photo from Yahoo’s photo-sharing website, Flickr and did not credit the photographer.

Virgin Mobile Australia used the picture of a 16-year old Texan girl flashing the peace sign at a church carwash in their campaign “Are You With Us or What?”

In the ad, the campaign slogan reads – “Free text virgin to virgin.”

The family of the Texas girl says their daughter has suffered grief and humiliation.

Because of why?

Something to do with becoming very very popular?

or something to do with virgin?