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The ‘Christian Clown” Klutzo was arrested for taking naked photos of little boys at a Philippine orphanage.

The pix were discovered during a routine baggage check at the San Francisco Airport.

Klutzo had made a trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year in the Philippines.

Klutzo and his wife, also a clown, “describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children’s church.”

Klutzo is indeed a CLOWN…a perverted clown.

A 17-year old girl who had a 2-year relationship with a 32-year old man in Tokyo torched his home because she found adult DVDs and a note with another woman’s name on it.

“It made me mad,” she told police.

Her BF pledged – “I suppose I’ve got to think about her feelings, too, and I’m thinking about marriage.”

I guess torching a home is one way to get the feelings to heat up, eh?

The girl set fire to candy wrappers in a trash can.

The man wasn’t home and the girl suffered burns.

Question…where is this 17-year old girl’s parents?

Okay…I have not watched that many HIV awareness videos.

But, it has to be hard to beat this one.

Watch the video here. WARNING: graphic content

Families down under think the BBC went too far.

What do you think?

The 20-year old daughter of a State District Judge was driving an SUV with a blood alcohol level of .28, more than three times the legal limit of .08.

She slammed into the back of a box truck killing her 19-year old boyfriend.

The girl was ‘like a daughter’ to the family of her boyfriend says the dead boy’s father.

Now she can be the daughter …because they have no more son.

She got five years in jail that was probated to eight years. If she violates the probation…she goes to jail.

She got off way too easy.

Mom’s shoes broke and she needed a new pair.

Ah, the convenience of being able to shop online and give a kid a bath at the same time.

Oh! The kid!!

The 10, 8 and 7 year old kids played downstairs while the 3-year and 11-month old took a bath upstairs.

When mom remembered what the little ones were up to she went upstairs to find the 3-year old trying to pull his little sister out of the tub…too late.

Mom – “It’s my fault. I’m so stupid.”

Mom has been charged with “two counts of second-degree manslaughter, one for negligence and the other for causing the death of a child through neglect or endangerment.”

What do you do while your kids are taking a bath?

A 1980’s Hyde Park Rapist who is not to be confused with the 1990’s version was released from jail.

However, the man who raped 12 women and tried to rape four more was rejected just 6 hours after he was released by the director of the Florida Justice Alliance because he was too high profile.

“It didn’t occur to me he was the Hyde Park rapist.”

Only first-time offenders, men who had consensual sex with teenager girls are allowed.

Bummer…a rapist can’t find a home.

Any takers?

I’ve written here before how dangerous it can be at hospitals.

In Kentucky it can be dangerous just getting to a hospital…or from one hospital to the other.

An ambulance driver was charged with driving under the influence of controlled substances.

Running two red lights tipped off the police that something was up.

He failed a field sobriety test….though he had tested “negative on a pre-hire drug screen five weeks ago and a post incidence urine drug screen.”

We wonder what the other EMT in the ambulance was thinking.

“Don’t worry…you are safe. We’ll get you to the hospital,” he said between puffs.

A 76-year old fart shot a 58-year old man at a bus stop in Vienna. He then severed his penis and laid it beside the dead guy before fleeing.

He believed that the victim was having an affair with his wife.

When the cops caught him he explained that he was relieved “because he had rescued his honor.”

It apparently took the old geezer 20 years to muster up enough courage to do the rescuing….

I guess, even old guys love their wives…or their honor.

When I was just four, my older brothers and sisters tried to make me smoke cigarettes with them so I wouldn’t tell on them.

A 20-year old mom in WI and her two friends shared a marijuana cigarette with the woman’s 2-year-old son.

Fun…so much so…they recorded it on a cell phone video.

Though they had pledged to keep it a secret….don’t tell dad, that sort of thing…somebody tipped off the police who got the phone and found the images.

Inconclusive was the conclusion…can I say that?

The three were charged with contributing to the delinquency of a child and possession of marijuana….and the little boy is still with his mother.

Maybe we should give this mother something to smoke…a hot poker…yeah, wouldn’t that be funny?

A female cop’s file is filled with letters of praise has her head filled with nonsense.

When a little boy fell into a pool she was called in for help.

The little boy was rescued and brought into the house.

However, puddles of water were left on the floor and when the cop finally showed up she slipped and fell to one knee and cracked her knee cap.

Now she is suing the family for negligence.

Didn’t they realize they should mop up the puddles of water before trying to resuscitate the little boy?

The cop’s attorney – “If the family had made their pool baby-proof, police would not have been called to the scene, there would have been no water on the floor, and the cop would not have hurt herself. It’s a situation where the family have caused these problems, brought them on themselves, then tried to play the victim.”

No wonder Shakespeare said “first shoot all the lawyers.” Boneheaded cops should be next in line.