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The ‘Christian Clown” Klutzo was arrested for taking naked photos of little boys at a Philippine orphanage.

The pix were discovered during a routine baggage check at the San Francisco Airport.

Klutzo had made a trip to the House of Joy orphanage earlier this year in the Philippines.

Klutzo and his wife, also a clown, “describes himself as a Christian clown who performs at parties, picnics, vacation Bible school, children’s church.”

Klutzo is indeed a CLOWN…a perverted clown.

Okay…I have not watched that many HIV awareness videos.

But, it has to be hard to beat this one.

Watch the video here. WARNING: graphic content

Families down under think the BBC went too far.

What do you think?

The 20-year old daughter of a State District Judge was driving an SUV with a blood alcohol level of .28, more than three times the legal limit of .08.

She slammed into the back of a box truck killing her 19-year old boyfriend.

The girl was ‘like a daughter’ to the family of her boyfriend says the dead boy’s father.

Now she can be the daughter …because they have no more son.

She got five years in jail that was probated to eight years. If she violates the probation…she goes to jail.

She got off way too easy.

Mom’s shoes broke and she needed a new pair.

Ah, the convenience of being able to shop online and give a kid a bath at the same time.

Oh! The kid!!

The 10, 8 and 7 year old kids played downstairs while the 3-year and 11-month old took a bath upstairs.

When mom remembered what the little ones were up to she went upstairs to find the 3-year old trying to pull his little sister out of the tub…too late.

Mom – “It’s my fault. I’m so stupid.”

Mom has been charged with “two counts of second-degree manslaughter, one for negligence and the other for causing the death of a child through neglect or endangerment.”

What do you do while your kids are taking a bath?

A 1980′s Hyde Park Rapist who is not to be confused with the 1990′s version was released from jail.

However, the man who raped 12 women and tried to rape four more was rejected just 6 hours after he was released by the director of the Florida Justice Alliance because he was too high profile.

“It didn’t occur to me he was the Hyde Park rapist.”

Only first-time offenders, men who had consensual sex with teenager girls are allowed.

Bummer…a rapist can’t find a home.

Any takers?

I’ve written here before how dangerous it can be at hospitals.

In Kentucky it can be dangerous just getting to a hospital…or from one hospital to the other.

An ambulance driver was charged with driving under the influence of controlled substances.

Running two red lights tipped off the police that something was up.

He failed a field sobriety test….though he had tested “negative on a pre-hire drug screen five weeks ago and a post incidence urine drug screen.”

We wonder what the other EMT in the ambulance was thinking.

“Don’t worry…you are safe. We’ll get you to the hospital,” he said between puffs.