Oct 13th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A drunken dad took his infant son for a walk in a stroller at 3 am.
He came back without the boy NOT having noticed the little tike had fallen out.
I guess you can get pretty crazy driving a stroller drunk, too.
Another woman was awaken by the baby’s cries. She found him in the dirt.
Pop had returned to the field to look for the baby.
“I could’ve sworn I had that baby with me when I was out here walking before.”
The man will be charged with wanton endangerment.
I suggest we drop him in the field in the middle of the night and leave him there.
But…then…he’s probably already been there.
Oct 13th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
An aspiring horror novelist had his girlfriend’s torso in his closet…one of her legs in the refrigerator and some bones in a cereal box.
Her flesh had been boiled but uneaten.
Police found a rough draft of a novel titled – “Cannibalistic Instincts.”
There were chunks of fried meat in the the skillet.
What happens when love goes sour?
Or is it the extreme that a novelist will go to get that real thriller?
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Where were the parents?
What was the kid doing on the ledge of the balcony on the 7th floor?
Where were the parents?
At 4:50 pm a passer-by found the 5-year old boy lying unconscious in an apartment block parking lot.
Where were the parents?
He was rushed to a hospital but died.
Where were the parents?
Oct 13th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A 44-year old father and husband, drunk as a skunk, screamed “I’m going to die,” in front of his wife and 16-year old son.
He then lay down in the street and two vehicles promptly ran over him and killed him while the missus and his son watched on.
The event took place at around 9:30pm…causing us to wonder what ever happened to just passing out in a bar where you are safe.
The son tried to pull his father to safety but couldn’t do it in time.
Are there any dads reading this who drink? Can you feel the hurt?
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A 43-year old man admitted to murdering his 40-year old live-in girl friend.
“We came home and got into a fight. I lost my temper and strangled her.”
There’s that Japanese efficiency…too much so.
The man called the police at around 6:10pm.
The argument started AFTER they came home drunk.
