Oct 15th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A TN woman sued the motel where she and her kids stayed because her preteen daughters accidentally clicked on an adult channel.
The girls 7 and 8 hit the wrong button according to mom and -
“Mommy, why is she grunting?”
“Mommy, is that how you and daddy…..?”
Mom unplugged the TV, stayed the night and left the next day.
A month later…mommy thought, maybe, just maybe she can make some money off of it.
She was right…she was awarded $85K because the motel only blocked access if they were asked to.
The woman’s attorney – “She wasn’t as concerned about the money as she was in making a point.”
Yeah, right…it wasn’t about the money.
Oct 15th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
Mom gave her 14-year old son away to her sister.
Then, she went home and told everyone he was killed in a car accident in North Dakota.
A memorial service was planned at a local Baptist church and a death notice was put in the newspaper.
Sis found out and called the police.
Mom…is in jail.
The funeral home – aren’t legally required to have a death certificate for out of state burials.
“Nah…give me money, I’ll remember him for ya.”
Oct 15th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
A senior priest at the Vatican acknowledged homosexual relationships anonymously on TV.
But, his superiors ID’d him from background shots in his office.
I’m not sure which is more stupid…
a priest being homosexual
making a confession on TV
not cleaning up the background shots…
unless…yeah, he wanted to get caught.
The priest was a senior figure in a Vatican department which oversees matters relating to priesthood and also made regular appearances on TV…
Television friendly, but not television smart.
The Vatican “had to intervene decisively and severely in a case of behavior incompatible with priestly duty and the mission of the Holy See”.
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Nab and you get nabbed…a 20-year old salary man in Japan was arrested for kidnapping a 12-year old girl he met online.
He kept her at home for over a week.
The girl was not physically harmed.
The abductor – “I wanted to be close to the girl,” he told police.
The girl followed up on messages left at her blog -
“There’s a vacancy at my home,”
“Why don’t you come over to Osaka? I can pick you up at Kokura.”
When she left home she told her parents via a note – “Please don’t search for me.”
She also sent messages to M&D from the abductor’s home – “I am doing well. Please don’t worry about me.”
Police found her and the kidnapper by analyzing the IP address of the email messages.
That’s right, perverts. If Japan’s police can catch you…you can be caught.
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Four Japanese, one woman, 26, and three men were told to leave the Philippines and not come back because they had made a sex video on the beach.
The girl and her boyfriend, 36, were filmed naked doing the dirty on the beach while the other two watched and filmed.
They were released after posting bail and volunteered to be deported.
“Under the blacklist, they can not enter the country any more.”
They got the video…why go back?
How not to spread goodwill among nations, eh?
Oct 15th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »
Cute little Japanese girl?
1 in 17 teenagers hanging around Tokyo’s Shibuya-ku have been infected with an STD sexually transmitted disease.
Knowledge in STDs was insufficient among the teenagers and the disease was spreading.
A survey of high school students and teenage high school grads revealed that 68% had had sex and 5.8% had contracted an STD.
The average number of sex partners – 5.2.
Those who had contracted an STD had an average number of – get this – 37 partners.
Who can keep track of that many?
I lost track after…um…never mind.
80% knew what STD was…only 20% knew about it correctly.
STDs are 10 times easier to get than to get pregnant.
Chlamydia can prevent women from having children.
50% of the surveyed didn’t know AIDS was spreading among young people.
Still think the little teenage girls in Japan are cute?
Think again.
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A professor of one of Japan’s most prestigious universities – Kyoto University, and head of the state-run university’s Institute of Advanced Energy got drunk – whiskey and beer.
No problem….nope, problem.
He left without paying the 12,000 bar tab ($100ish).
Police had to arrest the dude and make him pay up.
Yeah…he’ll have a good story to share with his classroom on Monday, right?
