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A Canadian political party that promotes sexual freedom can’t understand why the country’s postal service won’t deliver its propaganda.

Canada Post refused to distribute a flyer about the group’s philosophy because it was deemed pornographic.

Among other issues, the Sex Party wants liberalization of Canada’s prostitution laws….and give them a retirement home, too!

Sex Party lawyers support restrictions on mailing hard-core porn, but say their material does not fall into that category.

The Post office say they have an obligation to refuse material that could be seen by children.

The Sex Party also advocates:

1. increased sex education in schools – demonstrations?

2. more designated public areas for nudists

And why not a Drug Party, too?

A drunk man in Hong Kong told a court he was extremely thirsty.

So, the cameras showed him “walk up to the laboratory counter, take three tubes containing blood samples, drink the contents of two and then dump the vials in the lift lobby.”

When he realized what he drank, he rushed to a nearby commode and vomited it out.

The man got off for drinking the blood….but, jailed him for guilt.

“Give mea a Bloody Mary, and hold the Mary,” he slobbered out.

A woman got fed up with @%#$ toilet for getting @%$# plugged up for the @$##@$ time.

So she told the @#$@#$ thing what she thought it should &%^#$ do.

An off duty cop charged her with disorderly conduct and she now faces up to 90 days in jail and a fine up to $300….for swearing at her own toilet in her house.

She is charged with “intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm or recklessly (creating) a risk …” by using obscene language.

Well, I guess next time she will shut the (*&% up.

The 65-year old ran a home-based business arranging birthday parties for youngsters.

He may have also been enjoying himself too much at the parties.

Parents are accusing the old fellow of riding the kiddy train “in a peculiar position” and inappropriately touching little 3- and 4-year old girls.

The parents are doing the accusing. The kids are too little to get the story straight, even when coached by a lawyer.

The man is now hospitalized because of mental exhaustion.

His lawyer is saying statements were coerced.

I don’t know if he is guilty or not, but I do know I will walk miles around a kid so as to not inadvertently touch them.

Consider me scared of all the parents in the world….even I KNOW I have no evil intent.

How about you?

Mexico City has by one estimate 3,000 prostitutes in the city at any one time.

The number may be a little low for the world’s most populous city, but…that’s not the point.

What happens when the ladies of the night, the girl’s of the street, the womenfolk employed in the world’s oldest profession are too old to make a living? Or too….whatever?

A 20-year veteran prostitute, Carmen, came up with the idea of

a retirement home for prostitutes.

30 woman are shacked up, all former sex workers….and looking for a little money on the side maybe?

The city mayor and private donors are paying for the home.

I may be wrong, but I think prostitutes would much rather to NOT have done the job they did had they an alternative.

What do you think?

“Daddy shot Mommy.”

“Daddy shot Brother and Sister.”

“Bang bang bang.”

Covered in blood, the little 3-year old explained to police how her father who had just dropped her off at a relative’s house, had fatally shot his estranged wife and her two kids.

When the cops chased down dad, dad said, “I killed Lisa. I shot her in the head.”

The wife’s 7-year old son and 13-year old daughter were also shot in the head.

And there are still people who do not believe in capital punishment?

Not me.

Where’s the dad?  Bang bang bang.

A 36-year old mom got the order wrong as far as I am concerned.

First she tied up her two children, 12- and 9-years old.  Then she threw them off the balcony.

After that, she jumped.

Mom…should have gone first.

The family had been on social welfare, the father unemployed and the mother had a history of mental illness.

She has no history now…nor will her kids.

A teacher in Japan said he wanted to get the girls interested in the water.

So, he wrote questions on his balls, threw them in the water and made the girls dive for them, come up and answer them.

How many centimeters is your bust?

Do you want to have sex?

What’s the name of your lover?

When one of the girls told her parents, the teacher and principal were called on the carpet.

The teacher was fired.

Oh…did I forget to mention …his balls were his 40 golf balls.