Archive for October 16th, 2007
Postal Service Discriminates Against Sex Party
A Canadian political party that promotes sexual freedom can’t understand why the country’s postal service won’t deliver its propaganda.
Canada Post refused to distribute a flyer about the group’s philosophy because it was deemed pornographic.
Among other issues, the Sex Party wants liberalization of Canada’s prostitution laws….and give them a retirement home, too!
Sex Party lawyers support restrictions [...]
Drunk Man Downs Two Vials of Blood
A drunk man in Hong Kong told a court he was extremely thirsty.
So, the cameras showed him “walk up to the laboratory counter, take three tubes containing blood samples, drink the contents of two and then dump the vials in the lift lobby.”
When he realized what he drank, he rushed to a nearby commode and [...]
Potty-mouthed woman jailed for swearing at potty
A woman got fed up with @%#$ toilet for getting @%$# plugged up for the @$##@$ time.
So she told the @#$@#$ thing what she thought it should &%^#$ do.
An off duty cop charged her with disorderly conduct and she now faces up to 90 days in jail and a fine up to $300….for swearing at [...]
65-year old accused of sexually abusing many youngsters at birthday parties
The 65-year old ran a home-based business arranging birthday parties for youngsters.
He may have also been enjoying himself too much at the parties.
Parents are accusing the old fellow of riding the kiddy train “in a peculiar position” and inappropriately touching little 3- and 4-year old girls.
The parents are doing the accusing. The kids are too little [...]
Retirement Home for Prostitutes
Mexico City has by one estimate 3,000 prostitutes in the city at any one time.
The number may be a little low for the world’s most populous city, but…that’s not the point.
What happens when the ladies of the night, the girl’s of the street, the womenfolk employed in the world’s oldest profession are too old to [...]
3-year old explains murder-suicide to police
“Daddy shot Mommy.”
“Daddy shot Brother and Sister.”
“Bang bang bang.”
Covered in blood, the little 3-year old explained to police how her father who had just dropped her off at a relative’s house, had fatally shot his estranged wife and her two kids.
When the cops chased down dad, dad said, “I killed Lisa. I shot her in [...]
Mom Throws Her Two Children from the 24th Floor
A 36-year old mom got the order wrong as far as I am concerned.
First she tied up her two children, 12- and 9-years old. Then she threw them off the balcony.
After that, she jumped.
Mom…should have gone first.
The family had been on social welfare, the father unemployed and the mother had a history of mental illness.
She [...]
Teacher Writes Questions on Balls, Makes Jr. High School Girls Answer Them
A teacher in Japan said he wanted to get the girls interested in the water.
So, he wrote questions on his balls, threw them in the water and made the girls dive for them, come up and answer them.
How many centimeters is your bust?
Do you want to have sex?
What’s the name of your lover?
When one of [...]
