Wispid

Don’t believe in capital punishment?

A 30-year old mom in Japan put her 1-year old son in the closet and left him there for three days after he collapsed because she thought he was dead. If he wasn’t when she put him there, he was three days later.

When the body began to stink she put it in a plastic case, then embedded the body in cement in their apartment.

After a time, her 48-year old common law husband and father of the baby took the cement cube to the home of the mother’s parents…then to a friend’s house.

“Hey, you mind if I bring my dead baby with me? He don’t stink. He’s in cement.”

The couple was caught when people started asking her where her baby was.

Still don’t believe in capital punishment?

Let’s see, how about we just embed these two, um, parents in cement and see what happens to them?

An all-day symposium – co-hosted by the San Francisco Department of Public Health – is being held today, to examine the idea of “creating safe injection centers where users could bring their drugs, shoot up and leave, without fear of arrest.”

Gee, I wonder…can we have one here in the South Bay, too. (I live near San Jose, and yes, I know the way.)

And, btw, who is paying the salaries of the city officials hosting this symposium?

Progressive or a apocalyptic?

Armin Meiwes is a cannibal from Germany serving a life sentence for killing and eating a man who begged to be eaten.

The 46-year old cannibal prepared human steak in a green pepper sauce with Brussels sprouts…

He filmed himself killing, disemboweling and cutting up the corpse of a computer engineer that he met on a web site seeking “men for slaughter.”

“I sauteed the steak of Bernd, with salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg. I had it with Princess croquettes, Brussels sprouts and a green pepper sauce,” said Meiwes.

The meat was a bit tough…he ate some 20kg of it at different times and in different forms…minced, etc.

On the Net he came in contact with some 400 men interested in cannibalism.

The flesh “tastes like pork, a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good.”

Pork…makes me wonder if it were imported human flesh from the new world. But then, Germany has it’s share of porkers, too, I suppose.

Q: So what did the one cannibal say to the other after they butchered and ate a clown?

A: Does this taste funny to you?

The school says they can’t tell who is supporting the cause (breast cancer) legitimately and who is just being rebellious…so any kid with pink in their hair is out…sent home

…suspended.

Yeah…that’ll show those rebellious punks.

You hate school?  You, with the pink in your hair? You punk. Okay, you don’t get to come to school for three days. That’ll teach you.

The four teens told the police – we thought it would be fun to drive around and shoot people.

Yeah, that does sound like fun…in some other galaxy…or perhaps if the boys doing the shooting were the ones being shot at!

Two 15-year old girls were shot with pellet guns by four teenage boys…being boys.

One of the girl’s fathers is a Washington State Trooper and former Navy SEAL. He went after them and chased them to a dead end.

Thankfully for the boys, the former SEAL waited for backup to arrest the boys.

No doubt, he could have taken them by himself.

If somebody were shooting at my little girl, and I had the ability to get them, now…I’d be darned if I waited for backup.