Man Pays Team of "Professionals" $146K to Find Him a Wife

Oct 19th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A 26-year old man in Shanghai paid a team of ‘professionals’ $146K to find him a wife in nearby Nanjing.

The man says he is worth more than $7 million, having invested in stocks.

He wants a girl under 26.

So far more than 120 women have applied for the ‘job’ of being his wife…including university students.

Lets sing along – “Can’t buy me love!!”

Too Drunk to Get Medical Attention After Being Attacked by a Crocodile

Oct 19th, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

They are tough down under.

A 35-year old dude in Australia drank 12 cans of beer…a ‘half a slab.’

Then…he decided to go into the drink. He dove in and landed on top of an crocodile.

The croc got the best of him but left him alive and in need of about 40 stitches.

The man, too drunk to go to the hospital decided to sleep it off for about seven hours and then go.

By the time he got there he was bleeding so profusely he had to use his blanket to sop up the blood…and alcohol in his blood.