Wispid

When I was India I pointed out to some friends some cute little monkeys running around.

“Their thieves. And pests. We hate them here.”

A New Delhi Deputy Mayor might add that they are killers, too…but he is dead.

The monkeys will have to speak for themselves.

A gang of Reeses Pieces, Rhesus macaques attacked the mayor and he died of head injuries.

The monkeys occasionally bite or steal food from passers by.

The problem – Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman.

So, they feed them bananas and peanuts thus encouraging them to hang out in public places.

Guess who’s making a monkey out of whom?

A 26-year old man in Japan kidnapped 4 women, ages 17-23) and held them captive in an apartment in Tokyo among other places.

He threatened them by saying “If you flee, I’ll kill you parents and siblings.”

He ‘disciplined’ them by cutting their hair and attaching dog collars to them.

His defense – “The victims were capable of escaping at any time and were not in confinement.”

Japanese media call him the “Imprisoning Prince.”

Yup…he will soon be known as the “Imprisoned Prince.”

Churches are easy targets.

A church in Germany didn’t notice their was giving down $356K over nine years – $40K a year!

A 57-year old woman confessed to stealing the money from church collection boxes over the years.

A priest spotted her and another man poking about the collection box and called the police.

“Quick, into the confession box.”

Too late…the priest turned him BEFORE the confession.

The woman pilfered the collection plates 2-3 times a week at $250-350 each outing.

Crucifixes and paintings were fair game as well for this granny thief.

And the church didn’t miss the money or the icons because of why?

Police in Pasadena yanked a quadriplegic man out of his wheel chair and hung him over a 4′ wall so they could search him.

For what, I wonder?

The police were called in for a disturbance call.

In the end, they created the disturbance.

The 4 cops were sued for

1. assault,

2. battery,

3. false arrest,

4. false imprisonment,

5. excessive force,

6. intentional infliction of emotional distress,

7. invasion of privacy and negligence.

Quadriplegic? 4 cops? Guess it makes sense somewhere.

The force was fined $78,939.12 for failing to train officers on how to handle a quadriplegic.

Three men, two women and a child walked into All About Puppies.

Vacationing from NY they said.

Two men blocked the theft from view, the woman kept an eye on the employees and about six minutes later the third man had the $900 puppy stuffed down his pants and was out the door.

The stolen puppy was found missing when employees realized they were a puppy short and reviewed surveillance tapes.

The puppy has an implanted tracking chip – next time it goes to the vet – busted!

“Well I thought I was calling the breakdown service,” he slobbered.

Instead a drunk in Austria called the police emergency number.

The man no longer needs help with his car. Rather, he needs help getting his license back.

The Toddler Rapist got CAUGHT!!!!!!!

I wrote about him

Little Girl Found…Pervert Still on the Lam

and

Police Needed Help finding Pervert Who Abused Little Girl.

Turns out the pervert was a regular poster on an online forum for teachers.

He posted more than 300 messages under the name Peter Jackson.

The owner of Raincoaster.com gets credit for digging up some his posts. Here is a link to his posts.

Dave’s Eslcafe is the most popular site for second language teachers…looking for a job or otherwise…in this case, advice from a pedophile.