Attack of the Cute Little Monkeys

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

When I was India I pointed out to some friends some cute little monkeys running around.

“Their thieves. And pests. We hate them here.”

A New Delhi Deputy Mayor might add that they are killers, too…but he is dead.

The monkeys will have to speak for themselves.

A gang of Reeses Pieces, Rhesus macaques attacked the mayor and he died of head injuries.

The monkeys occasionally bite or steal food from passers by.

The problem – Hindus believe monkeys are manifestations of the monkey god Hanuman.

So, they feed them bananas and peanuts thus encouraging them to hang out in public places.

Guess who’s making a monkey out of whom?

"Imprisoning Prince" to be imprisoned for 14-years

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A 26-year old man in Japan kidnapped 4 women, ages 17-23) and held them captive in an apartment in Tokyo among other places.

He threatened them by saying “If you flee, I’ll kill you parents and siblings.”

He ‘disciplined’ them by cutting their hair and attaching dog collars to them.

His defense – “The victims were capable of escaping at any time and were not in confinement.”

Japanese media call him the “Imprisoning Prince.”

Yup…he will soon be known as the “Imprisoned Prince.”

Canadian Schoolteacher/Pedophilia Busted in Thailand

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Just because you are far away from home, it doesn’t mean you get to be sexpid where ever you are.

A 32-year old Canadian schoolteacher was hiding out in a small city about 150 miles northeast of Bangkok, Thailand.

He hired a ‘friend’ to arrange sexual liaisons with boys and moved about the different provinces in Tuk-tuk land.

The hunt began three years ago when German police (this is really cool) found about 200 online photos of a man sexually abusing 12 boys in Vietnam and Cambodia.

The suspect was found to working as an English teacher in South Korea but flew from Seoul to Bangkok yesterday.

A young Thai boy recognized the pervert’s photo. The teach had paid him and another boy to do oral sex.

A Canadian in Korea goes to Thailand to have sex with kids but is caught by a German police hunt. I love it.

Just because he didn’t know what was going on around him, didn’t mean those around him didn’t know what was going on, eh?

Church Giving Down…Woman Makes Off with $350K over 9 years

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Churches are easy targets.

A church in Germany didn’t notice their was giving down $356K over nine years – $40K a year!

A 57-year old woman confessed to stealing the money from church collection boxes over the years.

A priest spotted her and another man poking about the collection box and called the police.

“Quick, into the confession box.”

Too late…the priest turned him BEFORE the confession.

The woman pilfered the collection plates 2-3 times a week at $250-350 each outing.

Crucifixes and paintings were fair game as well for this granny thief.

And the church didn’t miss the money or the icons because of why?

Police Hang Quadriplegic Man Over 4′ Wall to Search Him

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Police in Pasadena yanked a quadriplegic man out of his wheel chair and hung him over a 4′ wall so they could search him.

For what, I wonder?

The police were called in for a disturbance call.

In the end, they created the disturbance.

The 4 cops were sued for

1. assault,

2. battery,

3. false arrest,

4. false imprisonment,

5. excessive force,

6. intentional infliction of emotional distress,

7. invasion of privacy and negligence.

Quadriplegic? 4 cops? Guess it makes sense somewhere.

The force was fined $78,939.12 for failing to train officers on how to handle a quadriplegic.

Mom Sends Baby Flying from 6th Floor

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A mom sent her 10-month old baby flying from the 6th floor of an apartment building in Japan.

The baby survived but is still fighting for his life in serious condition.

The mother has been arrested for attempted murder.

I recommend we throw her out of the 6th story window and IF she survives, then take her to court for attempted murder.

Puppy Love – in his pants

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Three men, two women and a child walked into All About Puppies.

Vacationing from NY they said.

Two men blocked the theft from view, the woman kept an eye on the employees and about six minutes later the third man had the $900 puppy stuffed down his pants and was out the door.

The stolen puppy was found missing when employees realized they were a puppy short and reviewed surveillance tapes.

The puppy has an implanted tracking chip – next time it goes to the vet – busted!

Why I Can’t Move to Philadelphia

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

Philadelphia will NOT let move there.

The city of 1.5 million was voted the

least stylish

least active

least friendly

least worldly.

making them the least attractive city = ugly city.

I mean having Rocky live there believes the attractiveness way down on the scale from the get go.

If I moved there, the city would NEVER recover.

Drunk Driver with Flat Tire Calls Police

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

“Well I thought I was calling the breakdown service,” he slobbered.

Instead a drunk in Austria called the police emergency number.

The man no longer needs help with his car. Rather, he needs help getting his license back.

Toddler Rapist Posed as Teacher

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

The Toddler Rapist got CAUGHT!!!!!!!

I wrote about him

Little Girl Found…Pervert Still on the Lam

and

Police Needed Help finding Pervert Who Abused Little Girl.

Turns out the pervert was a regular poster on an online forum for teachers.

He posted more than 300 messages under the name Peter Jackson.

The owner of Raincoaster.com gets credit for digging up some his posts. Here is a link to his posts.

Dave’s Eslcafe is the most popular site for second language teachers…looking for a job or otherwise…in this case, advice from a pedophile.

Dad Gets Order Wrong in Death of Family Members

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

A dad got the order wrong when he used a combination of over-the-counter pain medication and CO to kill his NEW wife, his 9-year old boy and himself.

He should have started with himself.

A suicide note said mom was a ‘willing’ participant.

Okay, let dad go first, then mom.

The dad had pleaded guilty to felony child abuse charges last month when he used an electric cattle prod on two teenage sons.

And the reason he was still out and about was?

You got me on that.

Palace Mobile Home Park – a piece of paradise – for Sex Offenders

Oct 22nd, 2007 Posted in Uncategorized | no comment »

The Palace Mobile Home Park in St. Petersburg, FL is a ‘piece of paradise’ for sex offenders trying to get back on track says its residents.

“Out there….it’s a jungle.”

Yeah…a jungle created by the sex offenders.

Of the 200 some residents in the low income park, 95 are convicted sex offenders, some pedophiles.

I wonder what the other 105 do, did, have done, are doing.

Among the 600 some sex offenders who have lived in the park…only one re-offended when he tried to set up a photo shoot with a child on the property.

There are children on the property!!???

How about you, would you give a sex offender, a pedophile another chance?