Archive for October 22nd, 2007
Attack of the Cute Little Monkeys
When I was India I pointed out to some friends some cute little monkeys running around.
“Their thieves. And pests. We hate them here.”
A New Delhi Deputy Mayor might add that they are killers, too…but he is dead.
The monkeys will have to speak for themselves.
A gang of Reeses Pieces, Rhesus macaques attacked the mayor and he [...]
"Imprisoning Prince" to be imprisoned for 14-years
A 26-year old man in Japan kidnapped 4 women, ages 17-23) and held them captive in an apartment in Tokyo among other places.
He threatened them by saying “If you flee, I’ll kill you parents and siblings.”
He ‘disciplined’ them by cutting their hair and attaching dog collars to them.
His defense - “The victims were capable of [...]
Canadian Schoolteacher/Pedophilia Busted in Thailand
Just because you are far away from home, it doesn’t mean you get to be sexpid where ever you are.
A 32-year old Canadian schoolteacher was hiding out in a small city about 150 miles northeast of Bangkok, Thailand.
He hired a ‘friend’ to arrange sexual liaisons with boys and moved about the different provinces in Tuk-tuk [...]
Church Giving Down…Woman Makes Off with $350K over 9 years
Churches are easy targets.
A church in Germany didn’t notice their was giving down $356K over nine years - $40K a year!
A 57-year old woman confessed to stealing the money from church collection boxes over the years.
A priest spotted her and another man poking about the collection box and called the police.
“Quick, into the confession box.”
Too [...]
Police Hang Quadriplegic Man Over 4′ Wall to Search Him
Police in Pasadena yanked a quadriplegic man out of his wheel chair and hung him over a 4′ wall so they could search him.
For what, I wonder?
The police were called in for a disturbance call.
In the end, they created the disturbance.
The 4 cops were sued for
1. assault,
2. battery,
3. false arrest,
4. false imprisonment,
5. excessive force,
6. intentional [...]
Mom Sends Baby Flying from 6th Floor
A mom sent her 10-month old baby flying from the 6th floor of an apartment building in Japan.
The baby survived but is still fighting for his life in serious condition.
The mother has been arrested for attempted murder.
I recommend we throw her out of the 6th story window and IF she survives, then take her to [...]
Puppy Love - in his pants
Three men, two women and a child walked into All About Puppies.
Vacationing from NY they said.
Two men blocked the theft from view, the woman kept an eye on the employees and about six minutes later the third man had the $900 puppy stuffed down his pants and was out the door.
The stolen puppy was found [...]
Why I Can’t Move to Philadelphia
Philadelphia will NOT let move there.
The city of 1.5 million was voted the
least stylish
least active
least friendly
least worldly.
making them the least attractive city = ugly city.
I mean having Rocky live there believes the attractiveness way down on the scale from the get go.
If I moved there, the city would NEVER recover.
Drunk Driver with Flat Tire Calls Police
“Well I thought I was calling the breakdown service,” he slobbered.
Instead a drunk in Austria called the police emergency number.
The man no longer needs help with his car. Rather, he needs help getting his license back.
Toddler Rapist Posed as Teacher
The Toddler Rapist got CAUGHT!!!!!!!
I wrote about him
Little Girl Found…Pervert Still on the Lam
and
Police Needed Help finding Pervert Who Abused Little Girl.
Turns out the pervert was a regular poster on an online forum for teachers.
He posted more than 300 messages under the name Peter Jackson.
The owner of Raincoaster.com gets credit for digging up some [...]
Dad Gets Order Wrong in Death of Family Members
A dad got the order wrong when he used a combination of over-the-counter pain medication and CO to kill his NEW wife, his 9-year old boy and himself.
He should have started with himself.
A suicide note said mom was a ‘willing’ participant.
Okay, let dad go first, then mom.
The dad had pleaded guilty to felony child abuse [...]
Palace Mobile Home Park - a piece of paradise - for Sex Offenders
The Palace Mobile Home Park in St. Petersburg, FL is a ‘piece of paradise’ for sex offenders trying to get back on track says its residents.
“Out there….it’s a jungle.”
Yeah…a jungle created by the sex offenders.
Of the 200 some residents in the low income park, 95 are convicted sex offenders, some pedophiles.
I wonder what the other [...]
