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The judge was speechless when the only excuse a 20-year old could give for repeatedly beating his girlfriend’s 2-year-old was “I am not a morning person.”

The 20-year old kicked the boy, squeezed his face when he was moving in.

“Mom!! Are you sure we wanna live with this guy?”

Three days later the new live-in BF punched the boy twice causing bleeding on his brain and severe bruising on his face and back.

Too bad the judge was a morning person or afternoon person when the idiot stood before her.

And the reason mom didn’t protect her little boy from this insane person is?

20 years max in a state penn is not long enough for this guy.

Rape is not a sexual crime…rape is not a sexual crime…so they say.

Tell that to the 65-year old who was attacked, threatened and raped for about 2 hours in FL.

A man wearing a dark hat, black long-sleeved shirt and dark pants, about 5′11″, race, age unknown is the culprit.

Physical examination revealed she is telling the truth.

65-years old?!

Call – 800-423-TIPS.

Iraq is dangerous?!

A soldier returning home from a tour of duty discovered his wife had put their 11-month old baby girl’s body in the attic and left it there to rot a few weeks before he got back.

Dad was picked up at the Air Force Base by his MIL and taken home to his wife.

She was asleep (welcome home). And when they couldn’t find the baby – Amber Alert.

Following their noses…the baby was found in the attic.

And Iraq is dangerous?! Not for little girls.

A stripper in St. Maarten is responsible for passing on tuberculosis to at least a few dozen people and even more if/when they admit to being there to see her take it off.

Some 40 people, she must have been good, have tested positive and police have launched a public campaign for others to step forward and tell the police they were there.

The possibly infected may have to give identifying marks of the stripper to ensure they are legitimate.

Soccer mom got mad at the soccer coach because his email directions were not clear.

After a verbal scuffle, soccer mom whopped soccer coach with a folding lawn chair, hitting him in the face and cutting his lip and chair.

Red Card! Red Card!

Nope…make that arrest….for second-degree recklessness endangerment.

Soccer girls…between 4th grade and junior high.

Great example, mom!

A judge ruled that two Chicago police officers unreasonably searched a man with a screwdriver = the sodomized him.

A settlement of $4 million was reached BEFORE the verdict IF the victim was favored.

It took the jury three days to figure out the cops had done wrong.

The police officer did NOT discipline its own despite there being screwdrivers in the car used by the officer, an injury to the victim’s rectum and fecal matter in the cop’s glove compartment.

The victim will use the $4 million AFTER he does his time for drug possession.

What?! Did the cops NOT think the man would say anything?

An Indiana University law student took aim and fired at one of his law textbooks – on real estate transfer finance and developments.

The book had two bullet holes in it and the 27-year old student who shot it is facing a felony charge of criminal recklessness.

The student, not surprisingly….under the influence of alcohol.

In his apartment – two assault rifles, an AR-15 and an AK-47.

Had the attorney been on a date, he would be accused of a Dade date rape.

One of People Magazine’s Most Eligible bachelor’s is accused of “drugging and raping a college student he met at a Miami Beach nightclub.”

The knucklehead is already awaiting trial on two sexual accounts in Boston and seems to be working his way down the coast.

He used to work on behalf of foster children and was a candidate on the first season of ABC’s reality hit The Bachelor.”

Looks like the defense lawyer is going to need some serious defending.

Perhaps he has already thought that out.

A correctional officer paid female inmates to flash him with body parts by giving them candy bars and delivering mail for them to other male inmates.

He also ‘treated’ them to a show with himself as the only actor.

The correction officer is likely to be joining the inmates for up to 18 months for his shenanigans and in turn will be asking for candy if he continues to play camera – flash, flash, flash.

At least two inmates have ‘fessed up to showing themselves on more than one occasion.

The Bellick wannabe has only been working for less than 2 years…and likely no more.