Archive for October 23rd, 2007
"I’m not a morning person" Beats 2-year-old
The judge was speechless when the only excuse a 20-year old could give for repeatedly beating his girlfriend’s 2-year-old was “I am not a morning person.”
The 20-year old kicked the boy, squeezed his face when he was moving in.
“Mom!! Are you sure we wanna live with this guy?”
Three days later the new live-in BF punched [...]
65-year old Woman Raped for Two Hours
Rape is not a sexual crime…rape is not a sexual crime…so they say.
Tell that to the 65-year old who was attacked, threatened and raped for about 2 hours in FL.
A man wearing a dark hat, black long-sleeved shirt and dark pants, about 5′11″, race, age unknown is the culprit.
Physical examination revealed she is telling the [...]
Soldier Returns Home, Finds Mom Had Left Baby in the Attic to Rot
Iraq is dangerous?!
A soldier returning home from a tour of duty discovered his wife had put their 11-month old baby girl’s body in the attic and left it there to rot a few weeks before he got back.
Dad was picked up at the Air Force Base by his MIL and taken home to his wife.
She [...]
Stripper Passes on TB
A stripper in St. Maarten is responsible for passing on tuberculosis to at least a few dozen people and even more if/when they admit to being there to see her take it off.
Some 40 people, she must have been good, have tested positive and police have launched a public campaign for others to step forward [...]
Soccer Mom Attacks Coach with a Lawn Chair
Soccer mom got mad at the soccer coach because his email directions were not clear.
After a verbal scuffle, soccer mom whopped soccer coach with a folding lawn chair, hitting him in the face and cutting his lip and chair.
Red Card! Red Card!
Nope…make that arrest….for second-degree recklessness endangerment.
Soccer girls…between 4th grade and junior high.
Great example, mom!
Chicago Police Officers Search Man w/ Screwdriver
A judge ruled that two Chicago police officers unreasonably searched a man with a screwdriver = the sodomized him.
A settlement of $4 million was reached BEFORE the verdict IF the victim was favored.
It took the jury three days to figure out the cops had done wrong.
The police officer did NOT discipline its own despite there [...]
Law Student Shoots Law Book
An Indiana University law student took aim and fired at one of his law textbooks - on real estate transfer finance and developments.
The book had two bullet holes in it and the 27-year old student who shot it is facing a felony charge of criminal recklessness.
The student, not surprisingly….under the influence of alcohol.
In his apartment [...]
Defense Attorney and Most Eligible Bachelor, Gary Zerola, Accused of Dade Rape
Had the attorney been on a date, he would be accused of a Dade date rape.
One of People Magazine’s Most Eligible bachelor’s is accused of “drugging and raping a college student he met at a Miami Beach nightclub.”
The knucklehead is already awaiting trial on two sexual accounts in Boston and seems to be working his [...]
Female Inmates Flash Correction Officer for Candy Bars
A correctional officer paid female inmates to flash him with body parts by giving them candy bars and delivering mail for them to other male inmates.
He also ‘treated’ them to a show with himself as the only actor.
The correction officer is likely to be joining the inmates for up to 18 months for his shenanigans [...]
