Wispid

The Marcos lady might do this…swipe 1,500 pairs of shoes.

Some other nut cake, Carrie-wannabe, might do the same.

But a man?

A 27-year old parked his car in the faculty parking lot, then broke in to a three high schools to steal over 1,500 pairs of shoes.

Locks were cut/broken into and the shoes were stuffed in the trunk of his car.

The genius, with a shoe fetish was tough to catch.

A police officer on patrol saw his car in the parking lot and jotted down his license plate number.

They found him at home.

What in the world would a man do with 1,500 pairs of girls’ shoes?

They are tougher than I thought down under.

A barmaid carries a beer can crusher under her blouse.

She whipped the two puppies out to show patrons that she could indeed crush beer cans with her breasts while hanging spoons from her nipples.

Try that!

The little lady pleaded guilty and was fined $900…the hotel manager, too.

My bet is that they made MUCH MORE off of bets she couldn’t do it in the first place.

The local police – “It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises.”

I dunno, seems to me, it could mean great business for the district, no?

It took firefighters an hour and half to get a would be thief out of an air conditioning duct that he got stuck in trying to break into a drug store.

Perhaps the rescue workers should have stopped for coffee, gone out for lunch…what was the hurry anyway?

The man said he went in after a cat - “No, sir, it’s a feline cat — a little animal.”

Cats are little animals?

He wasn’t going for the drugs.

An hour and a half in an air duct, and that’s the best he could come up with.

He should be arrested….to go along with previous convictions for burglary, drug-related crimes and an arrest for arson.

A fellow  in AZ is bound to complain about being stuck for drinks.

His GF tied him up, stabbed him and then drank his blood.

The woman said “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.”

Didn’t mean to hurt anyone?!

Poking someone with a knife till enough blood comes out that it can be drank is not likely to hurt someone?

Who’s she kidding?

The tryst…alcohol- and drug fueled…

Surprised that booze was involved?

Yeah, me, too.

Her lawyer – “she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions.”

Really, now. You don’t say?

The woman thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

Dang it, that doesn’t shine any light on her mental state, now does it?

Smoking does it…drinking coffee is said to do it as well.

Divorce?

A 12-year old girl in China stopped growing four years ago after her parents divorced.

Her parents are normal height, but the little girl is stuck on 120cm (3′10″).

Doctors suspect depression has affected her growth hormones.

Cheerful mood + enough sleep + exercise + eat well = normal growth.

“Oh, the divorce won’t affect the kids. They’ll get over it.”

Yeah, right.

Women in Japan are flashing on trains and the gropers are running…flashing their cell phones, that is.

“Do you just grope me?!”

“Ant-Groping Appli” it is called and it ranks #7 in Japan’s top-10 cell phone applications for this week.

The application was released in 2005 but it is just now growing in popularity…a sign that groping is/was growing in popularity, too?

The cell phone flashes –

“Excuse me, did you just grope me?”

“Groping is a crime,”

and finally, “Shall we head to the police?”

By pressing an “Anger” icon on the phone, the threats get progressively stronger.

It can be downloaded for free on Web-enabled phones.

Tokyo’s Met Police says that 1,853 people in Japan were arrested for groping passengers on trains in 2005.

It’s likely much worse, but women are still too embarrassed to cry out…but their cell phones aren’t.

A Russian supermarket worker, dubbed the chessboard killer because he had hoped to put a coin on every space of a 64-place chessboard…one for each victim…was caught, tried and s found guilty of 48 murders, three attempted murders.

He also admitted to killing 11 more people.

He is considered one of Russia’s most prolific serial killers.

I can’t imagine someone getting away with more murders, but then what do I know?

He lured most of his victims to secluded parts of Bitsevsky Park in Moscow, got them drunk on vodka, then smashed their skulls in with a hammer or threw them down a drain.

His victims were elderly, or those with drug and alcohol addiction…thus throwing police off who would not find out for months that someone had been killed because no relatives came forward.

Companionship to ‘drink to the memory of his dead dog’ was his signature line.

The killer threw his victims down drains even they were alive and begged him to spare them.

Some had vodka bottles stuck in their shattered skulls for assurance they were really dead.

Still don’t believe in the death penalty?

Stalking is not cool.

Getting a woman’s email address illegally and begging her to be your lover is totally uncool…even for a 52-year old police inspector.

Getting caught is a bummer.

Getting questioned is embarrassing, humiliating even.

Killing yourself because of it is totally regrettable.

Couldn’t control his sex urges…couldn’t stand to live when people know.

Sad.

A Japan patent office official fondled a woman’s breast on a packed train in Japan for several minutes.

When the train stopped, the woman grabbed the 37-year old dude and turned him over to the police.

The official ‘fessed up and now faces charges from the police and disciplinary action from the patent office.

I wonder if he thinks now that it was worth the feel.

It never is.