Archive for October 24th, 2007
A Man in Love With Shoes - 1500 stolen pairs of them
The Marcos lady might do this…swipe 1,500 pairs of shoes.
Some other nut cake, Carrie-wannabe, might do the same.
But a man?
A 27-year old parked his car in the faculty parking lot, then broke in to a three high schools to steal over 1,500 pairs of shoes.
Locks were cut/broken into and the shoes were stuffed in [...]
Bare-breasted Barmaid Crushes Beer Cans. Yeah, with those!
They are tougher than I thought down under.
A barmaid carries a beer can crusher under her blouse.
She whipped the two puppies out to show patrons that she could indeed crush beer cans with her breasts while hanging spoons from her nipples.
Try that!
The little lady pleaded guilty and was fined $900…the hotel manager, too.
My bet is that they [...]
Would be Thief Gets Stuck in Air Shaft
It took firefighters an hour and half to get a would be thief out of an air conditioning duct that he got stuck in trying to break into a drug store.
Perhaps the rescue workers should have stopped for coffee, gone out for lunch…what was the hurry anyway?
The man said he went in after a cat - [...]
Tired of Being Stuck for Drinks? - Woman Stabs Boyfriend - Sucks Blood
A fellow in AZ is bound to complain about being stuck for drinks.
His GF tied him up, stabbed him and then drank his blood.
The woman said “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.”
Didn’t mean to hurt anyone?!
Poking someone with a knife till enough blood comes out that it can be drank is not likely [...]
Parents’ Divorce Stunts Girl’s Growth
Smoking does it…drinking coffee is said to do it as well.
Divorce?
A 12-year old girl in China stopped growing four years ago after her parents divorced.
Her parents are normal height, but the little girl is stuck on 120cm (3′10″).
Doctors suspect depression has affected her growth hormones.
Cheerful mood + enough sleep + exercise + eat well = [...]
Women Flash on Train - Gropers Run
Women in Japan are flashing on trains and the gropers are running…flashing their cell phones, that is.
“Do you just grope me?!”
“Ant-Groping Appli” it is called and it ranks #7 in Japan’s top-10 cell phone applications for this week.
The application was released in 2005 but it is just now growing in popularity…a sign that groping is/was [...]
Chessboard Killer Asked Victims to "Drink to the memory of his dead dog."
A Russian supermarket worker, dubbed the chessboard killer because he had hoped to put a coin on every space of a 64-place chessboard…one for each victim…was caught, tried and s found guilty of 48 murders, three attempted murders.
He also admitted to killing 11 more people.
He is considered one of Russia’s most prolific serial killers.
I can’t imagine [...]
Police Inspector/Stalker Commits Suicide After Being Caught
Stalking is not cool.
Getting a woman’s email address illegally and begging her to be your lover is totally uncool…even for a 52-year old police inspector.
Getting caught is a bummer.
Getting questioned is embarrassing, humiliating even.
Killing yourself because of it is totally regrettable.
Couldn’t control his sex urges…couldn’t stand to live when people know.
Sad.
Patent Official Does Number on Woman’s Breast
A Japan patent office official fondled a woman’s breast on a packed train in Japan for several minutes.
When the train stopped, the woman grabbed the 37-year old dude and turned him over to the police.
The official ‘fessed up and now faces charges from the police and disciplinary action from the patent office.
I wonder if he [...]
