Wispid

A fellow  in AZ is bound to complain about being stuck for drinks.

His GF tied him up, stabbed him and then drank his blood.

The woman said “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt anyone.”

Didn’t mean to hurt anyone?!

Poking someone with a knife till enough blood comes out that it can be drank is not likely to hurt someone?

Who’s she kidding?

The tryst…alcohol- and drug fueled…

Surprised that booze was involved?

Yeah, me, too.

Her lawyer – “she suffers from a personality disorder that causes instability and has taken responsibility for her actions.”

Really, now. You don’t say?

The woman thought she was a vampire for the first several weeks she was in jail.

Dang it, that doesn’t shine any light on her mental state, now does it?

Smoking does it…drinking coffee is said to do it as well.

Divorce?

A 12-year old girl in China stopped growing four years ago after her parents divorced.

Her parents are normal height, but the little girl is stuck on 120cm (3’10″).

Doctors suspect depression has affected her growth hormones.

Cheerful mood + enough sleep + exercise + eat well = normal growth.

“Oh, the divorce won’t affect the kids. They’ll get over it.”

Yeah, right.

A Russian supermarket worker, dubbed the chessboard killer because he had hoped to put a coin on every space of a 64-place chessboard…one for each victim…was caught, tried and s found guilty of 48 murders, three attempted murders.

He also admitted to killing 11 more people.

He is considered one of Russia’s most prolific serial killers.

I can’t imagine someone getting away with more murders, but then what do I know?

He lured most of his victims to secluded parts of Bitsevsky Park in Moscow, got them drunk on vodka, then smashed their skulls in with a hammer or threw them down a drain.

His victims were elderly, or those with drug and alcohol addiction…thus throwing police off who would not find out for months that someone had been killed because no relatives came forward.

Companionship to ‘drink to the memory of his dead dog’ was his signature line.

The killer threw his victims down drains even they were alive and begged him to spare them.

Some had vodka bottles stuck in their shattered skulls for assurance they were really dead.

Still don’t believe in the death penalty?

Stalking is not cool.

Getting a woman’s email address illegally and begging her to be your lover is totally uncool…even for a 52-year old police inspector.

Getting caught is a bummer.

Getting questioned is embarrassing, humiliating even.

Killing yourself because of it is totally regrettable.

Couldn’t control his sex urges…couldn’t stand to live when people know.

Sad.

A Japan patent office official fondled a woman’s breast on a packed train in Japan for several minutes.

When the train stopped, the woman grabbed the 37-year old dude and turned him over to the police.

The official ‘fessed up and now faces charges from the police and disciplinary action from the patent office.

I wonder if he thinks now that it was worth the feel.

It never is.