Wispid

A mom, well, it was a woman who gave birth to a living being, hitched a ride with a man.

When she got home, she asked the man to keep her 5-month old little girl and he agreed.

So far so good…sorta.

The man took the baby home to his wife but then discovered, gosh, these little things eat, and need changing and stuff….so they took the baby to a hospital emergency room and left it on the counter and high tailed it out of there.

A hospital worker discovered the baby and turned the little girl over to foster care.

Mom turned up later asking police for her baby back.

Yeah. First, let’s see where we can leave the mother off so that she can’t find her way home….ever.

Two fellows raped and sexually assaulted a 41-year old woman.

They then used a knife to play tic-tack-toe on her back.

The 45-man and his  21-year old goof balls pleaded guilty.

The judge articulated – “the most appalling, degrading, humiliating and sadistic attack” on a vulnerable woman in her own home….over a long period, without mercy, for thrills and for the joy of inflicting such humiliation, pain and distress on another human being.”

The woman…met the guy in a bar…let him stay with her ….then slept with him over a period of time.

The offense…committed while the man and his were drunk and on Ecstasy.

Surprised that booze was involved?

I think we should use paper cutters and draw a crossword puzzle on them…then try to solve it.

Six elephants in India got drunk on some rice beer.

After which, they decided to uproot a utility pole, not considering there were power lines connected to it.

Sounds like something most drunks would do…eh?

The part wall, part pillar, part rope, part snake big fellows got electrocuted..six of the 40.

The others were chased away by the villagers.

Let’s see …hungry…thirsty…drunk…yank….ZZZZttt!!…dead!

Change elephant to most any boozer and the story might be the same.

Okay fellows…I figure it’s mostly fellows who would read this. I may be wrong.

Find a sharp knife…make it very sharp so the cut is quick and decisive.

Ready…grab your scrotum, cut it open and pull out one of your balls. Now, quick, before you change you mind (about what, I don’ know) throw the ball down the toilet.

That’s what a sex offender did because he was afraid he might succumb to harming children again…something he had done nearly a quarter of a century previously.

One ball out, and he needed help from a friend.

Nah…he needed serious help before he cut the first one out.

Can’t control those urges? Get a knife…that’ll help you.

Yowser…!

Cell phone cameras…not a good idea…in some people’s hands…like this 27-year old worker at Wal-Mart.

Acting like he was talking on the phone after taking a photo didn’t work.

The guy had snapped a shot of a woman’s butt and she had heard the click.

The man faces up to 10 years in prison on a state jail felony for improper photography or visual recording…for taking a picture of a woman’s butt with a cell phone camera.

Yup…I’m betting he thinks it was worth it.

Let’s see…why shouldn’t we talk on the cell phone when we are driving?

Hmmm…maybe it’s because we might not notice what else is going on around us the way we should.

Something, gee, something like a train horn, or crossing lights, or flashing lights at a train crossing….

“Honey! What time will you be home for dinner?”

“I’ll be there shortly.”

“Can you bring home some milk and eggs?’”

“Uh, sure.”

“What’s that noise?”

“Uh, what noi….”

A woman listened in as she heard a train slam into the cab of her husband’s flat bed truck, smashing it to smithereens….while he was driving it.

He’s dead…and she got to overhear the wrenching, screeching, scraping….

Get off the phone…and just drive. 

Some guys just can’t take no for an answer, don’t like rejection, won’t except that it’s over.

So, a 47-year old dude took to ‘corning’ his ex.

He threw corn at her home.

He called her all night…and drove by during the day throwing corn at her house.

I’m sure that caused her heart to waver….’maybe I want this guy after all…hmmm…’

When cops went by the house they found the man crouched behind his pickup truck…sneaky…sneaky…

Sadly, he couldn’t outrun, on foot, the cops’ cruiser.

Cornfield also tried impersonating an officer to get his girl back.

And, he wonders why she left him….

Yeah, I wonder, too.

A 27-year old Jr. High school teacher was fired for taking nude pictures of one of his students…then molesting her…or the other way around.

Teach was then placed under arrest for violating ordinances protecting youths and the Law Punishing Acts Related to Child Prostitution and Child Pornography.

The teacher and student apparently had interacted on a ‘number of occasions.’

Um…where were the parents of this little 12-14-year old while the teacher was doing the misdeeds? Huh!?

Another teacher…56-years old…forced to resign for a DUI….

Great example these Japanese teachers set, eh?

Meanwhile…a junior high school boy is accused of punching his 49-year old teacher because he (the boy) was caught smoking.

Kim Joo-won of the Korea National Ballet Company was docked a month’s salary for posing semi-nude, topless, in the Vogue Magazine Korean edition.

No doubt, she made much more than a month’s salary posing for the pix.

The discipline came because Kim participated in a ‘cultural activity’ without getting permission.

Kim is the second Korean dancer after lead dancer of the Universal Ballet Company Kang Ye-na also posed nude. Her exhibition will be held soon.

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The 19-year old Hoang Thuy Linh a popular TV star in Vietnam was caught in an online sex video.

No more good-girl image, end of career, no capitalizing on her newfound notoreity.

He show has been canceled and her career is over.

She was forced to say good-bye to her fans, mostly high school girls, on national television.

Thuy Linh was caught in a 16-minute video that hit the Internet on Oct 15th featuring her in bed with her former boyfriend…both aware they were being filmed.

No career, no tv show, no boyfriend, exposed, disgraced….and her family with her…and just 19-years old….for a 16-minute sex video.

Worth it?

I can’t imagine.